Archive for October, 2006


October 31, 2006

A good night instore for my American readers as halloween comes round again,And a bad time here in Hood Town as thousands of old folk cower in their homes afraid as gangs of masked scrotes use the time to terrify them! It’s begging you cunts!

Mind you some youngsters not tainted by the Anti -Social cancer we suffer from over here still enjoy the evening,I’m sure Mrs B will have a few goodies to give them.

Anyroad i’m off to get ready for my last stint of the week and i hope to bump into the lovely Mrs B as we pass in the streets.

Stay safe folks theres witches & ghosts & gangs of robbers about tonight.

Brief encounters.

October 31, 2006

I managed to see the lovely Mrs B for 30 seconds last night on the way into the factory,A quick kiss and away for my bus, Sometimes the nights shift can get in the way of things but it has it’s pluses!

It’s time for another bowling night this week,i’n not sure how well Ken the Bubble’s replacement can bowl but we are confident of lifting the trophy this time. It all depends on the before pre match drinks that me n Big Paul are prone to have. So it’s the “Go Lightlys” chance to take back the cup on Thursday, It’s gunna be a bit odd what with the new line up..

Go Lightlys


Annie Go Lightly

Big Paul

Teflon Barnze

 Mal The Plod

(Sub) Wee Jimmy


The Balls Up’s


M C.Cotton

Dark n Devious

Bionic Mart

Phil the Lathe

(Sub) Wee Jimmy

Stand by to get your arses kicked lads…….

Nowt can be said about morale at the factory this week as we hold a memorial service for it on Thursday,a few of us will be doing the readings as we send it to it’s rest.

United we stand

On a more lifting subject i hear that the cunt who lets the safety systems down (And gave me the finger for finding her at it) is fucking off back to South Africa….Good riddance to a useless piece of shit there.

Anyroad i’m off to find my scarf for tonights trip into work,It’s cold & wet out there tonight.Have a good one dear reader and stay safe.

Thought of the week.

October 31, 2006


October 30, 2006


As you can see the market square here in Hood Town just ain’t up to having the crimbo lights put up again this year,Seems they are having a bit of a problem with the stone suppliers,Yeah right,Try the workers have been dossing about doing fuck all for most of the time!

Most of the times i have looked through the hoardings of what we here in Hood Town call ground zero there have been one or two blokes in hi-viz vests sitting about reading the daily star and drinking tea,You know the typical building site view we have become used too,now the festive season is around again i can see that the retailers around the square will be kicking off to clear a bit of room to get the punters back in their shops.

Lift ya game and get on with it! Live the dream!



October 30, 2006

Yesterday after a 13 hour night shift i was woken by screaming kids at about 10:00 then again at 12:00 so i got out of bed feeling shite,Just managed my shift last night without dropping into a coma,Staggered home this morning,fell into bed and slept till 14:00 waking in the same position i went to sleep in.Now i have a headache like i have had a dozen pints of ale….I hate kids!

On the way into the factory i saw one of our local scrotes “Jake” throwing fireworks at passing folks,I realy did will him to lose an eye or something ,I wonder if i need a psychiatrist or a snipers rifle?

Anyroad half way through the working week and a medieval feast to look forward to,oh and a bit of painting in the great hall here at Barnze Towers all with the added bonus of having the Lovely Mrs B off work for the week.I love it when a plan come together!

 Right i’m off to pack my snap box,I hope you all made it through the weekend safe and sound.Have a good one.


Have a safe one tomorrow children!

I tried!

October 29, 2006

just went through the blogs i read and tried to leave a message telling of the move.some of um ain’t letting me leave comments due to being Blogger only?? nevermind eh?

What can i say?

Stay safe.


October 29, 2006

I tried to import my post from blogger but the system won’t have it!!!

Pissed me off a bit but shit happens eh?

All this fucking about is a bit of a ball ache but i will get there,Blogger never let be go beta for some reason so it was gunna happen that i moved on.

Anyroad this is my corner of the web from now on.seems as simple as blogger to work with though i don’t do faq’s much so i am just blagging it at the moment,Dont forget to update ya bookmarks.

Stay safe out there.


Here we are then.

October 29, 2006

 After all the crap i had trying to rid myself of that logo that keepsmiling was jumping up and down about i have killed off the Muses..Its dead deleted never to return..But i still live,Dispite some others who would have liked me to dissapear up my own arse.

Anyroad this is where i will be posting from now on!

Stay safe.