Cabbage patch junkies..

The news today made me smile as police are being ordered to adopt junkies ! A nice warm n fluffy glow came over me as i expect that soon the fag police will adopt us smokers,what with the hug a hoodie shite we were hearing last summer ya just gotta wonder who the fuck thinks this kind of crap up..Gotta be the daft ideas dept working overtime again eh! It works for the Dutch so they say (Whoever they are?) but then again anything goes in Dutchland.

Also in the news a cock on story of some school kids prank to draw a big knob on the school lawn with weed killer then view it on Virtual earth..Nice one lads,I do love a bit of puerile every now n then!

And what about casinos eh? All that fuss about the super casinos being built for folks to lob their money in,Not a penny of mine will end up in “Geezers Palace” i can tell ya,Mind you if ya can smoke in um i might nip in for a walk around. Build um i say,it creates a bit of work and just think how all of us could adopt a gambler…

Anyroad i’m off to draw a cock in the butter,

Have a good one.

Pussy.

 Charly says…….

The eye of the beholder!

I got a sty in my eye,last night my eye started to get sore and by the end of the shift it felt like i had a lump of grit in it,just a little thing it is but it’s painfull,now i know all the shite about rubbing gold rings on it or putting damp tea bags on it but i’m leaving mine alone to go on it’s own accord,and before you say have the pigs moved in it ain’t that sort of sty right!

Anyroad half way through the working week and only two day shifts to do next week (me n Mrs B are both off next week) so i’m feeling good about that,Mrs B has just taken part in the RSPB big garden bird watch so that has given me the chance to post this picture again…

Corny i know but it’s a dissapointment to those who search for pictures of tits and that makes me smile. I saw the picture a few weeks back on this site and that brought it to mind,whilst there i found a nice pair of boobies unall,all good stuff.

Anyroad i’m off to get ready for another fun fill shift at the factory,I love work me.

Have a good one and stay safe.

Go on,Have a quick puff!

Think of the NHS.

“Outside of traffic, there is nothing that has held this country back as much as committees.”

The boating holiday is booked now and i must say i am well looking forward to it,If you have never done one give it a go,very relaxing once you lay off the ale a bit.

Cheers to the bus driver this morning for getting someone to give me a nudge at the bus stop opposite the village green this morning as i was fast asleep,nowt worse that waking up in Loughbrough after a night shift i can tell ya! Mind you i reckon somebody had a shit in my mouth while i was asleep!!!

I read today that another “proposed scheme” to sort out the problems on the A453 is on the table,Those schemes have been passed about since i was a kid at infant school and nowt has been done!

Set up a congestion charge,In fact set up some fucking great gates and charge 50 quid a go or better still send all the traffic through Beeston,even better bulldoze Beeston and make it a park n ride site,that will teach up to whinge about the proposed new bridge over the Trent (They reckon were all criminals),we won’t need a bridge then. Look at all the money i just saved the government!!!

Anyroad remember piracy is a crime and stay safe !

Not mulled thanks…

Last nights meal at the “Indian resturant at the man of the trent”,Known in these parts as “The Mana” was ok,it is in what was once the skittle alley of the pub,the decor is good though the chairs are a bit naff! Would have been good to have a game of skittles i reckon.

 When we got there just after 6 there was one other couple in there so all quiet,no wine list was offered so we orderded a bottle of rose,this arrived very warm and as the waiter had poured the glasses before we had tried it we took one sip and had to send it back (The bottle was hot,as if it had been under those heating lamps) and requested a chilled bottle but the waiter said that there were none???So  two pints of cider was ordered (we also had the warm glasses of wine left for us) the cider was spot on.

We had the poppadoms n pickles to start and i went for the garlic chilli chicken with chips (I don’t do rice) & Mrs B went for the chicken achari with pilau rice,Bit of a delay between courses but that was ok and the mains arrived hot and fragrant,Mine was top class plenty of chicken and the sauce was brill,Mrs be had the same amount of meat with hers so we both enjoyed the meal,With a few more folks in by the time we were eating our mains a bit of a buzz was happening so i imagine it would have a good atmosphere when it is full.

Apart from the wine fuck up it was well worth the 30 quid for both our meals,I hope they sort out a wine list for our next visit(and we will go back) and perhaps a few more of the special dishes to choose from but all in not a bad night out! Oh and it’s a non smoking place and that’s a good thing i reckon even as a smoker i found it ok,Not quite a Barnzeum winner though the service was good the hot wine let it down a bit & a candle wouldn’t go a miss as the little box with plastic flowers was a bit of a waste of time,Still don’t let that put you off if you live local as for our first resturant it’s not too bad!

Ahh and of course this morning the ring sting kicked in,a byproduct of the ruby intake!

A good night out though we drew a line at nipping next door for another pint,mabey next time.

Enjoy what’s left of the weekend folks,i’m off to get ready for the night shift at the factory.

Spare a thought…

For Sadams cat…

Ahhh that’s better.

Ya can’t beat a fag to calm ya down i reckon.

It’s the other white meat you know?

Young Master B is off to Leeds for a dirty weekend with his girlfriend tomorrow leaving me n Mrs B to have our own one whilst he is away,saving us 70 odd quid on a crap hotel room and a ponce about some crap pubs they have there,Nice one son but a word of advice..Watch ya fucking drinks eh! We don’t want a repeat of last weeks dramas…

I was all set to nip up to Speedys(Winner of the Barnzeum award for good service) for a hair cut today but it’s perishing so i am gunna leave it till the morning,Mind you i have got to go to Wilkos so i’m gunna have to go out anyroad,and i can’t find my hat????

Anyroad i’m off now to brave the cold and with no hat unall so me tabs are gunna get cold!

Stay safe out there folks.

Ain’t that a kick in the head.

How easy is it to die?

The fag police are set to hound us smokers down,whats all that about then? For fucks sake we keep the NHS afloat don’t we? Never mind gun men and junkies poncing about on our streets pick on the fag smokers..Ya bunch of twats… Ya wanna be fucking cars off the streets,And them fucking mobility scooters,Fuck them off unall fucking things don’t belong in shops n that,In the fucking way of folks trying to do a bit of shopping they are!

It’s the smoking guns ya wanna get off the streets for fucks sake!

I’m off for a fag to chill a bit.

Latin thought of the week.

Bibere humanum est, ergo bibamus.

Nice jugs!

Cheers.