I have just read that Tesco have developed a Square Melon why i don’t know and at a fiver a bung i reckon i wont be seeing one in my fridge,Mind you i do remember having a gadget a few years back that made square boiled eggs! Them kitchen gadgets always end up on car boot sales and some daft fucker buys um unall?????
A bloke in the newsagents this morning was telling me that acording to the Doomsday Clock we are three minutes from a nuclear fuck up,I had never heard of it so good old Wikipedia sorted that one out for me,seems it’s been ongoing for ages & not a bad idea i reckon though if the world goes tits up ther will be no fucker left to adjust it……
Anyroad i’m off for a shower and then i getting stuck into a few beers in the company of the lovely Mrs B. Have a good one dear reader and stay safe out there.
Tags: Weird
Am tellin me mam 
January 16, 2007 at 12:49 am |
Square melons? what will they think of next-rhomboidal eggplants?
I guess it’s easier to store in the fridge than one of those pesky round ones that roll out onto your foot when you open the fridge door.
I guess the Doomsday Clock was wrong, since we’re still here, I guess the three minutes have passed? I gotta look at that link.
January 16, 2007 at 7:35 am |
i saw this a while back about square melons. apparently they developed them to make storage and transport easier. seems they don’t stack too well in their native form!
similar to bonsai kittens really – stick em in a container so you can grow them to your own specification: http://www.shorty.com/bonsaikitten/index.html (copy of original site which has since closed…)
MaFt
January 16, 2007 at 11:47 am |
a square melon is a sure sign of the approaching apocalypse!
January 16, 2007 at 12:50 pm |
3 mins is a bit harsh, I’d say 8.
January 16, 2007 at 4:14 pm |
Wonder what will prove “cancerous” about the f’ing with the melon’s structure and all?? You know it’s just another case of people messing around with nature!! 😛
January 16, 2007 at 11:28 pm |
My mate Bambi insists on straight bananas from the food truck that come’s round our work. Maybe Bambi is normal after all?
January 17, 2007 at 8:46 am |
The straight banana sounds ok ..And as for square melons for packing…How come bowling balls ain’t square then?
January 17, 2007 at 9:35 am |
shame they can’t develop our wages!
January 17, 2007 at 12:22 pm |
hahahahahahahahaha!