Gossip Calypso.

I had a belter of a migraine last night & woke up still a bit fuzzy but a bucket of tea and a fist full of pills has got that under control,The spag boll i served last night went down a treat and as i thought a bit later the wind picked up again…

I got caught by Mrs Robo the mother of my brothers mate yesterday and it cost me nearly half an hour of listening to her rattle on about milk delivery’s and how uncomfortable being a passenger in a van is…A nice enough woman but fuck me can she talk,normally i would have hidden in a shop or behind someone else but i was in the open like a Thompson’s gazelle grazing in view of a lion. I had better do some work on my stealth skills i reckon.

Anyroad i’m off to get a shower to clear my head,Oh and if your local to me watch out as there was “An acid attack” on the streets of Hood Town yesterday????

Take care & stay safe.

2 Responses to “Gossip Calypso.”

  1. Four Dinners Says:

    The vision of a gazelle with a mohawk is one to behold

  2. barnze Says:

    Brill.

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