Archive for August, 2007

The Four Bagger..I had one once..

August 23, 2007

Off out bowling with the lovely Mrs B on friday.I ain’t gunna bother telling you how i am gunna win cuz more than likely Mrs B will kick my arse..Hey it’s the taking part that counts,Mind you if i win i shall be trumpeting!

A nice bit of pollock for us dinner today and a nice quiet night on the settee with a few glasses of wine and a bit of hand holding,Ya just can’t beat it!

Speaking of bowling i had a mail from Mal the plod telling me that he might be able to get to the next Go-lightly session,it will be good to get the old crew back together! Hope you can make it mate.

Anyroad i’m off to peel some spuds,have a good one and stay safe out there.

At first glance..

August 23, 2007

Cheers to Mal the Plod for this one….

Laff i nearly shat…

August 22, 2007

This article made me larfffffff n larfffff.

Days off..

August 22, 2007

The lovely Mrs B has a dose of the cold so is a bit snuffly at the moment and i had a two day migraine  that took the stuffing out of me,So last night i whacked a load of ale into me and slept like a dead thing waking this morning with just a dull ache in my head so that worked.Not back at work till Saturday so i am just chillin for now.

Mind you with the holiday just around the corner i reckon we both will do well with some sun therapy so all is good.Everyone at my old factory seem to be in good spirits now as mails are flooding in with good news.I am well chuffed that they can now get on with their work in an environment that encourages them  rather than beating them down on a daily basis.It takes a bit of time to get over shit like that but it’s good that they can now try to build up a good team again.Makes me wonder if the truth will be known about how crap it is to be abused at work like that..Things can only get better folks.

I am cooking today so it’s time to get up the shops now & with a bit of luck Speedys will be open so a hair cut while i am at it..Have a good one you lot.


August 19, 2007

I hope all goes well at the old factory..Perhaps now you can start to enjoy your work again!

See ya on the lanes…Take care and keep smiling!

Another perfect day.

August 19, 2007

Another good day yesterday..Up to Hood Town for a bit of lunch n a bottle of wine with the lovely Mrs B,a browse through the shops with some hand holding thrown in..Nice.. We were going to take a trip up to Skeggy but as the weather was shite and the place burnt down we gave it a miss. But we had a good day even though we never got to ride a donkey!

A great end to one of the best weeks for a long time ..And with September just a few weeks away the good times are sticking around!

I see on the news that the Dalai Lama is to visit us next year..Good to have a man of peace in town for a change,Though charging up to a hundred quid to listen to him is a bit shit..Why not broadcast his words via radio and let everyone listen for free? All well n good having him here but fair do’s eh?

I have a few words of peace..Drop the knife,Put the gun away,Don’t break into the house…Not quite world changing but it’s a start!

Anyroad i’m off to try n knock Mrs B from the top score spot on Bejewled..Have a good one and take care out there.

Good news week..

August 16, 2007

More good news recieved yesterday…I love this week!

What a surprise…

August 15, 2007


Well i was gobsmacked to find when i met the lovely Mrs on Monday morning..A change of plan as she was taking me up the big smoke to the West end for a show and a couple of nights stay.I was stunned i must say as she had booked the show (The lord of the rings ) the hotel and the trip to the London dungeon without me knowing..Romance is alive & kicking folks..

Anyroad we had a brill time  and the show at the Theatre Royal was top class, the whole production was fantastic,The sets were mind blowing the music great and the company of the lovely Mrs B made it one of the best nights i have had for a long time.

And with a couple of days to do all the tourist stuff we had a belter of a time We even made the honest mistake of nipping into a bar that had strippers (A large portion of a girl who took a shine to my tash by showing me her shaven lady parts)..Honest guv i never knew! All in some great laughs and a time that will be hard to beat…

A couple of museums taken in including the Natural history & the Science  Of course the foot pic outside the Natural history building for fans…The full English comes with chips in london,something i ain’t used to as is the 4 quid pint..Skanking bastards!

Good times & with the weekend booked off things are looking brill.

I hope you lot are having a good week.Take care out there. Perhaps more tales of our trip later.

Quality time.

August 12, 2007

A nice bit of weather for a change,And the added bonus of the Lovely Mrs B finishing work at 11 ish tomorrow so a pub lunch & a bit of shopping is in order then we have Tuesday n Wednesday together..Nice!

Young master B has gone to a mates house for a BBQ so just the 2 of us for dinner here at Barnze Towers,A lump of lamb i think,i ain’t allowed to interrupt with the cooking for risk of getting a hot spoon on my neck..Mrs B hates it when i mess with her cooking!

The September jollys are getting closer now and i can feel the fever taking grip..Roll on.

Anyroad i’m off to slam a few paint balls in the freezer.Hope you had a good weekend you lot.Take care.

All in 10 mins…

August 11, 2007


Just got back from the shops..The place is buzzing with them fucking mobility wagons..on the pavement,inside the shops,parked up in shop dorways..ban the fucking things….

No need for um i say.

That’s the way to go,just leave your pile of shit in every one’s way why don’t ya….

Lucky it’s wide up that end of the shop,mind you get down to the canned food and you block the aisle right up you selfish twat.