Archive for October, 2007

Latin thought of the week.

October 31, 2007

Concordia res parvae crescent.

Just the two to do..

October 31, 2007

Well four shifts down and all is well at the factory,The new gaffers are giving us a pay rise ( Nice!) and a few days extra holidays ( Better!) plus new kit for all so most of us are well chuffed,A couple of our chaps are leaving for pastures new so we are expecting to see some new faces on the shop floor soon, Let’s hope they can do the biz eh? Only the toughest need apply!


  I nearly late for my shift yesterday by sleeping through the alarm but as luck would have it the lovely Mrs B phoned me and woke me up..It’s this virus that’s done me,as i said the other day it makes ya as tired as something that gets very tired. I am well looking forward to the next block of days off i can tell you and what with the lovely Mrs B still getting pain from her guts (Hospital on the 14th) we both need some quality time to make each other feel better! Love heals as well as hurts you know?

I can only blame the software for the fuck up with the text fuck up as it just don’t want to align proper..I am getting pissed off with clicking the boxes and it not working that i am considering going back to blogger again.

See it fucked up again there!!!!!


Anyroad i am off for a bucket of tea and a bit of tele before i have to get off  to the factory,Have a good one you lot and if you have shafted me in the past and see me in the street just keep your head down and walk on by eh!



Odd coppers….

October 29, 2007

Hey beggar’s…Fuck off…

What the hell has gone on in this country eh? What with folks coming up to me asking for

money then getting all pissed off when i tell um to fuck off or die?

Then theres the cunts asking for a smoke….Get a fucking job!

Apart from those twats things have been ok this week,I am feeling better though i am

still tired and the working week is going ok so far but i ain’t saying the Q word just yet!

Let me know when the new civil war starts will ya?

Anyroad time i read another load of bollocks about that McCann family… Oh and wait for the next flying pig to cross the skies..

Have a good one and mind ya backs !

Oh we never made it to the cinema on Friday as we were both too tired,so we grabbed

a meal and went for a beer instead,Spotted an old cancerous ghost from the past unall!

Barnze says ” I really dint notice it was you passing by the pub the other night!

If i had i would have shouted die you miserable vindictive cunt!”

Would ya credit it?

October 26, 2007


After the fuck up with the drains a few days back it’s now the door lock time to turn on us..

The door lock has refused to unlock so i am now awaiting the arrival of the


 locksmith to sort us out..


They say it comes in threes so i am expecting the shed to explode any

 time now!!

If all goes well me n the lovely Mrs B are going to the cinema tonight,


Then a bite to eat in town..


Ya cant beat holding hands in the dark of a cinema eh?

Anyroad i gotta grab a shower now so i’m off..Take care out there 




The cordroy ball bag.

October 25, 2007

Cold today i can tell ya..Heating on full bore so it’s snug indoors here at Barnze Towers,mind you i had to nip up the shops for some spuds earlier and it was perishing out there.

Still suffering from the lurgey and now my throat is sore,I had a call from the

 BMJ and they

reckon it’s the worst case ever recorded..



Nextdoors cat copped a boot up it’s arse today but it ain’t learning any lesson,it keeps on


 coming back for more????


Oh and what about this bloke who has a tab growing on his arm eh? is it the final front ear?

Is that weird or what?


Anyroad i gotta do stuff so i’m off,have a good one and stay safe

Ahh the beauty…

October 24, 2007

As i have been a bit out of sorts this week i seem to have missed the


 spectacle of the leaves changing colour,

But looking out of the north wing windows here at Barnze Towers i can

see that nature once again has put on a fantastic show!

 I reckon you just have to love


Mind you the picking up of fallen leaves is a bit of a ball ache eh?

It will soon be time for me n the lovely Mrs B to go out into the countryside


 for a walk

amoungst the drying leaves & breath in some crisp cold air.

I love a good walk me!

Enjoy the season you lot!



Still alive..just..

October 24, 2007

Well this week has been a bastard i can tell ya..A man down at the factory,I have had the lurgey all week so it has been work n bed..Honest i come home from a long hard days graft grab a bite to eat then straight into bed. i still feel like crap now,So tired even after a ten n a half hour sleep….

The lovely Mrs B has been in pain unall with her guts playing up (the doc say’s it could be a gallstone) and disturbing her sleep and wankers launching fireworks at all hours of the night don’t help!! But anyroad i now have the chance to catch up on some lost sleep & Mrs B has an appointment at the ossie for a scan early next month..

At the factory we have the new bosses coming in and the old ones goimg out so things  are

a bit fucked,Files are everywhere,new kit mixing up with old kit,stuff not where it should

be..Chaos is the word..And with me feeling like shite it all has been a bag of bollocks!

I am hoping by Saturday night things will have settled into a bit more of a cluster fuck!

Take care out there cuz theres allus some cunt ready to shaft you!

A plumb job…

October 17, 2007


Well the plumber got here on time and after trying to rod out the blockage with no joy he told me he would have to use a jet rod on it..within 20 mins it found the blockage 16 meters up the pipe right under the next door but ones conservatory.. it was them who bunged it up..Anyroad the system is now as clean as a sewer can be & i am 200 quid out of pocket! Mind you the bloke who sorted it “Danny” from “Choc a block” was a top bloke who suggested we have a word with the neighbours about the stuff they lob down the bog & try to get some cash out of them for the bother they caused..We shall see!

Back to the factory in the morning for the start of 6 day shifts and we hear a new firm are taking over the contract so new  kit for us & business as usual though we ain’t sure if there will be any management changes???? Who knows?

Anyroad i am off up the shops for some spuds…Chips tonight!!! Have a good one you lot and take care out there!

Kin aider…

October 16, 2007

Well i lifted the manhole cover………Yep there was a jonny floating in it..and turds and it stunk like hell. After a bit of poking with a stick and a lot of gagging from me i phoned the drain cleaners..Now i am just waiting for um to turn up.

I would not swap jobs with um i can tell ya..I wonder how long it takes before you get used to that stink?

A chicken chasseurfor dinner tonight with a nice bottle of rose to wash it down, no inspiration gleaned from the Co-Op on todays shopping trip though i did see a kid have a proper paddy by dropping to the floor and spinning around much to the disdain of his mother who just stood and watched him… Kids eh, ya gotta love um!

Anyroad i’m off to prep for dinner,Have a good one and stay safe out there.

Latin thought of the week.

October 16, 2007

Feles mala!

Cheers for that one Mal.