The bell toll’s

Good news here in Clifton as the bingo hall announces it it closing and a new superstore is being built on its footings.. Death to the Co-Op is what i say!

In a recent poll Clifton residents said… ” I am well chuffed about that”

“Fuck me the bingo closing, How am i gunna spend my unemployment benefit locally now?”

One fat chavy tart said ” Where’s the nearest slot machine from here?”

This resident say’s ” I told you it was coming Co-Op ” Top news for me as now even the few coppers i spend in the poorly run, understocked, piss poor, shit heap of a shop will now be going to the new shop. I am looking forward to my next visit to the Co-Op just so i can get into full take the piss mode…

I ya face ya twats!

I am not to sure when the bingo place closes but i reckon the news is the best thing for us here in Clifton after years of crap service we can see a new retailer on the horizon.

In other news i am having a beer!

Have a good one & eyes down for a new shop ya MOFOs!

8 Responses to “The bell toll’s”

  1. Four Dinners Says:

    Oh eck Barnzie. 8 bottles of Bud n I get a bird doin’ that….


    “Yes dear?”


  2. Auntie Jaxxx Says:

    LOL… 🙂

    Hey hope you’re havin a good one… all of my England buddies.

  3. farmer_dave Says:

    iam please to hear another fucking co-op is closing down, the crap piss wank bunch of tossers. now close the rest of the shops in and around the uk

  4. barnze Says:

    Bring it on…..Close um all and be done with it!

  5. Nick Says:

    You carry more information than the Clifton News that comes through the door when they can be arsed.

    Just in case anybody forgets what it looks like.

  6. barnze Says:

    The clifton News had a forum at one time..Then i popped up on it and it got killed off..Wonder what i said?

  7. pinksy » Blog Archive » FAO Barnze: Co-Op still the daddy? Says:

    […] Sorry Barnze! […]

  8. barnze Says:

    Get in there!

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