What’s so lucky?

There i was on my way out of the occupational health building at the factory when i get a splat on my cheek, On wiping it i found a bird had took a shit on me!!! Supposed to be lucky but not for me as i had no tissue to clean myself up with so the sleeve of my jacket had to be deployed..

I like birds but that is bang out of order mind you sooner bird shit than cat crap any day!

Oh and a break from tradition at Barnze Towers this year as we are having a seafood platter for crimbo dinner..I was never too fussed on turkey anyroad. And what with just coming off the night shifts a lighter meal will be better, The festive beer, wines and spirits are now in the cellar so i reckon we are ready to do the biz!

As it is only me n the lovely Mrs B at home on the big day i reckon it will be a quiet one for a change..Bring on the great escape!

Right i’m off to prep tonight’s meal..Have a good one you lot!