Get um off the streets.

Another one of those mobility wagons causes chaos.

Been poorly.

Been to tired,achey,snotty to do owt whilst i have been off work.back to the factory tonight,not 100% but ya gotta do what ya gotta do.

Anyroad i hope your weekend was better than mine.Roll on next week.With a bit of luck we might get out somewhere. Pass the tissues will ya.

Touching cloth!

What a week this has been.both me n the lovely Mrs B have been ill but i reckon i hit the heights today by following through while working..i ain’t kidding, i scoobied my pants..How crap is that? A nice way to end the day eh?

Nuff said. I’m off to wash my arse!

Nippy pussy avoids the axe!

Made me laugh!

Rough as bags.

Both me n the lovely Mrs are proper poorley.a tough of a cold i reckon, And seeing as we both feel rough it aint man flu! One of the bad things about a late summer holiday is when ya come back ya freeze ya nads off.

News here in Hood Town about a cat killer takes over the local press knocking muggings,stabbings and robberies onto the middle pages.now i hate cats as most folk know but we seem to have a nutter going around sticking screwdrivers in cats heads..Must cost him a few quid in tools…Mind you ya can get a full set for a quid in those cheap shops..I would like to read of dead cat with a pair of pliers up it’s arse!

Anyroad i’m off to lace the garden with poison ,Hey i’m down to only that stinking black cat and the fat ginger bastard..The broken glass is working well.

Have a good one and keep ya pussy indoors eh!

On the slope.

What a week it has been at the factory, Saturday was mental i can tell ya,in a way i was glad i was in the command centre and in other ways i wanted to get amongst the mayhem,The crew worked like Trojans to get on top of it and came out knackered but glorious. We even got a pat on the head from another dept for our efforts ..nice to get cuz they can be a bit hard on us sometimes..

Anyroad i gotta get ready for tonight’s bout..Hope you had a good weekend you lot..i am looking forward to a few days off n a beer i can tell ya.

I remember the face.

Me n Dave the belt nipped into town for a catch up with a few of the old faces last night..it was good to see most of un though 1 or 2 of um ain’t on my crimbo card list if you know what i mean..Took some restraint on my side not to abuse um. Mind you when it came to pub move me n Dave ended up in the wrong pub..Lucky for me i reckon. Oh and why do grown men have to pass around mobile phones amoungst um sens? Fucking grow you twats. Just tell the joke..I don’t want to read the thing from a phone!!!

A Bowling night is in the planning though Dark n Devious will be in the dugout with a buggered leg..Perhaps he can bowl with one of those kiddies frames?

Douggie call a bit ago regarding a bugger up in our wages..250 quid light this month??? He is on to the union as i type..

Have a good weekend  you lot..I’m working again! ARSE!

When they knock at your front door,how ya gunna come.

After reading about this robbery up the road from me i shuddered to think where the guns are now..Another two bob gangster with a shooter walking the streets with a real bad leg walk..

Be careful out there.

Roll up,roll up.

Well i reckon Autumn is here..The leaves on our trees are starting to fall & the mornings have been foggy & damp.  The Goose Fair is opening today,Not that we shall be going to it but i am sure hundreds of thousands of quids will be spent there over the next few days..My cash is staying in my pocket..Speaking of pockets, keep ya hand on ya wallet if you visit the fair as it’s a big few days for the pickpockets.

One of the bad things about this time of year is the dark..It puts folks in grumpy moods & has them shuffling along with their heads down & smiles are missing untill Crimbo then it’s heads down till March..Some folks even get sick from the dark..Other than that i must say i like it. i am well chuffed i am not on the nights shift on 26th of October when the clocks go back an hour..Did it last year and that extra hour in the factory is a bastard i can tell ya!

Anyroad i am off..Shit to do and it’s raining…Allus the same when ya gotta go out! Have a good one you lot, see some of you tomorrow night eh?