Archive for August, 2009

A bruse and a crying pussy.

August 25, 2009

A shit week at the factory and i have come away with a belter of a bruse as a piece of work got loose and gave me a whack…Ouch! Mind you with only one weeks work to do till the holiday the pain aint all that bad. We were working two members down for two days so there was bound to be problems! 150 % you can put in but ya just can’t cover that extra 50%.

Well ready for some time off i can tell ya!

We were disturbed by the big fat ginger cat last night as it struck up one of the those baby crying noises they make..By the time i got outside the fat bastard had buggered off. Folks who insist on keeping the flea ridden things should get um indoors at night as they are prone to getting a stone lobbed at um here at Barnze Towers. I have set up a canch of stones nearer the door now giving me the extra edge. Time to get some paint balls in the freezer i reckon.

Anyroad i have got some shopping to do and inspiration to find for todays dinner so i am off. If you have one keep your pussy behind closed doors.

A lovely night..

August 19, 2009

The lovely Mrs B and myself spent a quiet night in with a nice meal and a couple of bottles of champers last night. Remembering things that had passed and looking forward to things to come. I must say that the past 22 years have just zoomed by..Something to do with age so they say! I reckon we have loads of adventures to get through in the future so bring um on.

I had a call from my mucker Douggie earlier telling me that his mother in law had passed away after a long illness..Chin up old lad,look after the family and keep smiling.

That’s the bad bit about getting older..Folks die around you! Mind you i would not want to live forever,Unless i stayed aged 30 or something.

Anyroad it’s my last day off as i am back on the night shift tomorrow, Time goes by so fast when you have a good craic. Take care out there and love your loved ones eh?

Some bad news..

August 18, 2009

My mate Douggie’s mother in law is not well at all, bad news that is, i hope all goes well for him and his family. It can be a hard time coping with that sort of thing.

My thoughts are with you mate.

22 and counting…

August 18, 2009

A nice romantic meal for two tonight as the lovely Mrs B and me celebrate our 22nd anniversary, 22 years and most of those happy ones,I suppose we all have some shite to deal with as we go through life but i reckon that apart from the shared heartache of family and friends passing ,we have been blessed with a happy life and i can not think of anyone better to share those good times than the lovely Mrs B.

Thanks for the memories Lovely,Lets hope for plenty more to come.

The champers is on ice.


Circus passing by…

August 17, 2009

The street theater is well on form today,what with the pot bellied neanderthal man shouting at his kids and the reply from the gollum like child of  “Fuck Off “, i just know that this shite will go on into the night. Mind you we have been lucky the last few weeks so i can’t moan….Can I ?

I spent a bit of time pruning one of our trees today and ended up covered in spiders and bugs to the point where i had two yes two in my mouth..They don’t taste good i can tell ya. The tree looks better for it but it has put me off doing the job again!!

A nice piece of smoked haddock and mash for our dinner tonight so there should be a bit of wind about as there is a large portion of mushy peas alongside of it..I do like the fart joke,Puerile i know but i like purile me.

Anyroad i’m off to peel the spuds.Have a good one and take care eh?

I can almost taste the sangria.

August 16, 2009

A bit of a hit n miss week at the factory,Some good some bad but it has been and gone now and with only two more week to work till we jet off who gives one eh?

I will be catching up with my mate Douggie for his 2nd sitting at the tattooists on Wednesday so i reckon a pint or 2 after will be in order, A few more weeks to go till i get my next session and i am looking forward to getting the detailing put onto my latest piece ,Roll on.

It is our anniversary on Tuesday 22 years of wedded bliss, Bad news is that the lovely Mrs B (Promoted to a higher position) is so busy in the office she cannot get the day off..We are setting aside a day of our holiday in Alcudia for some special moments..Mind you there will be some hand holding done on the big day so all will be well. I hope to get at least another 40 years of celebration in before i shuffle off this mortal coil, Mind you having a knees up when you are 90 odd don’t really thrill me but i will give it my best. Ain’t love grand?

Anyroad i got a bit of stuff to catch up on so i am off..More tomorrow.Hope your weekend was a good un.Take care.

Do we all hate Derby?

August 11, 2009

The last of the days off and back to the factory in the morning,Without Douggie on the team,Mind you i shall be catching up with him later today as he is booked in for a few hours work on his back piece at the tattooists today, Football related stuff going on his back..not my thing but that’s the way he is,Even worse it’s Derby County stuff,and that sticks in the craw of Hood Towns footy fans. Means bugger all to me though!

While Douggie is off work we will get a sub in to cover his work and we get to work with a new employee on Saturday,Still awaiting the changes but status quo for now.

The holidays are just four weeks away now and we are all looking forward to the sun lounger i can tell ya.

Anyroad i’m off to do some biz,then grab a few pints.. Have a good one you lot and take care out there.

Good on ya Ronnie.

August 7, 2009

Ronnie is out to die a free man..Bout time too i reckon.

Enjoy the time you have left old lad & thanks for the memories.

That hurt !!!!!

August 7, 2009

A tough week at the factory and still one more shift to do..We have had it all on i can tell you and to top it off i sprained a finger on a bit of work last night, Ouch..Now i am strapped up, Mind you i have four days off coming up so i have time to rest it up.

Only four weeks till our holiday so good news there,My muckker Douggie is off for the next two weeks so bad news there for us,Good for him though..I will be catching up with Douggie next week as he is up to the tattooists for some work on his back,I wonder if there will be a discount for me for introducing him to my tattooist? Worth a try i reckon.

I am looking forward to some quality time with the lovely Mrs B as this week we have only seen each other for a few minutes each day..Work gets in the way sometimes eh? Ships passing in the night and all that! Mind you at one time in our lives work was so much in the way that we communicated via notes for a few months..How shit is that?

Anyroad it’s time to take another painkiller and get off to work. Have a good weekend and take care.