Archive for the ‘Clowns’ Category

Circus passing by…

August 17, 2009

The street theater is well on form today,what with the pot bellied neanderthal man shouting at his kids and the reply from the gollum like child of  “Fuck Off “, i just know that this shite will go on into the night. Mind you we have been lucky the last few weeks so i can’t moan….Can I ?

I spent a bit of time pruning one of our trees today and ended up covered in spiders and bugs to the point where i had two yes two in my mouth..They don’t taste good i can tell ya. The tree looks better for it but it has put me off doing the job again!!

A nice piece of smoked haddock and mash for our dinner tonight so there should be a bit of wind about as there is a large portion of mushy peas alongside of it..I do like the fart joke,Puerile i know but i like purile me.

Anyroad i’m off to peel the spuds.Have a good one and take care eh?

Exit stage left!

November 18, 2008

The street theatre was performing again last night as pissed up twats shouted and fell into the hedges of us normal folk..How come people get so pissed they have to shout at each other from a foot away?

To top it off nextdoor to us had some cavity wall insulation installed today and the noise of it woke me early so a rough night and an early morning did nowt for my mood.

Not a bad day though today and my mood lifted once i got to the shops,A bit of a stir fry tonight so not much prepping to do untill it’s time to cook.And to lift my spirits even more i managed to lob my slipper at that big fat ginger cat hitting it’s arse as it buggered off out of the garden..Nice!

Anyroad i’m off for a fistfull of fags and a bucket of tea.Have a good one and stay safe out there.

Latin thought of the week.

August 20, 2008

Ut sementem feceris, ita metes !

Going down.

August 16, 2008

At last the swelling is going down and the sympathy i received from AJ made things better so all is well..Mind you things are better for me now that i have a dentist who understands my and out with no chat,just do the job and let me get out of the place.

I still have no idea what it is about the dentist’s i don’t like but i do feel better about um nowadays..a bit of fear keeps you old workmate from my pit days once told me that respect & fear are brothers.. a very wise man was Buster, He taught me every thing there is to know about explosives,and having all my limbs still attached proves his advice was good.

Hood Town still has a few guns at hand as this twat gets off light..What happened to the minimum five years for possession huh? Takes the piss i reckon.

Anyroad i am off to frag some mutants on the PC not the streets..Mind you it’s an idea! .Have a good weekend you lot and stay safe out there.

Send out the clowns.

July 29, 2008

Good news as another pier is destroyed..Yet another place where those evil clowns perform.  A win for the forces of good i reckon.

Speaking of clowns the street theater has been quiet lately but i think we have a new cast of characters and they seem to have just settled into the quiet life around here..a good thing i reckon.

The promised storm never got here and although its a bit cloudy today it is still me chance to get my smalls out on the washing line.

I noticied yesterday when i was up at the Co-Op that it is getting more like a store in Zimbabwe what with all the empty shelves and staff with faces like smacked arses.. Mind you every little change up there brings joy to my heart.

Have a good one you lot. The others can die in pain…

I remember you.

May 16, 2008

Odd that i never heard from my old employer anything about the IT fuck up that happenedlately..i was expecting a letter of apology for the unfair,unjust and underhand way they fired me.. I still hold a grudge!

They have my number if they want to give me a bell. Not that they will. but i do get a daily bit of pleasure seeing them pop up on my site meter. Nice of um to show some interest.



Midweek madness.

March 28, 2008

The street theatre kicked off last night, poor Mrs B did not get to sleep till well after 2am & i suppose it would have been worse for neighbours living closer to the epicentre of the music and door banging, The disturbance diary goes off to the council later today so that will make a good read for um on Monday.

I suppose with Summer just around the corner things are gunna get worse before it get’s better! Some folks just get fuelled up with too much ale and we all have to share in their domestic shit! Let’s hope they sober up and get a bit of spec init!

Plans still ongoing on the late Summer holiday venue so i am still in the dark on where we will be going..Crete was mentioned last night & i must say i do like the Greek people so any Greek isle will do me, The snap is good the wine is good but Greek music leaves me cold, a bit like bagpipe music does.. I hate bagpipes! Oh no!!!! What if the street theatre troupe start playing bagpipes??? That would force my hand hand i can tell ya!

Anyroad time for a shave n a shower in prep for tonight’s shift ..Have a good one you lot and let’s hope your neighbours let you sleep well eh?

Not much comfort for Mrs B but today i slept well!

Well goo ta the foot of our bleedin stairs.

March 14, 2008

Ya won’t believe me but our drains are blocked again..Honest it stinks like fuck all over the close..Mrs B has rang Severn Trent (Again) and given um both barrels! How crap are they?

The only good thing is a cat might choke on a condom flowing down the street!

The night shifts went by without much of a fight so all is well on the factory front apart from me only getting paid 7.5 hours holiday pay for a 12 hour shift..The company are looking into it!!! “Try binoculars ya twats”!

The lovely Mrs B is well on the mend now & i reckon she will be going back to work next week sometime..Now to start to find a date for the falconry trip!

Anyroad it’s time i had a shower and a shit to add to the crap bubbling up in everyone’s garden.

Have a good one you lot and take care out there.

100% total twat!

August 7, 2007

Pete Doherty.

Nuff said.

Protected: Soon be at an end.

August 6, 2007

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