Archive for the ‘Cock heads’ Category

A Bit of justice and a chance to gloat.

June 20, 2011

Ever had one of those days where you see a twat who done you wrong in the past get a bit of comeuppance? I got one the other day.I hope it hurts like hell and with a bit of luck you might die screaming ya bastard.

Barnze Say’s “Die “

Open the vent…

June 20, 2011

I.T Faults that can never happen…Stein!

You wanna hang your head in shame you two bob, jumped up, default, twat..You ain’t fit to kiss my shit let alone any of those who work with you arses.I would have said work for you but you ain’t a gaffer you are the bloke who was there at the time the job was up for grabs.. The default !

Managers …..I have worked for some top class gaffers, who would have seen right through you, so you use the title loosely ,you out of your league cunt.. I remember you telling me that you had learned a lot from the other twat…I hope you learn well cuz he was a bigger twat than you at that time.

Wear the crown well..Avoid me if you see me cuz if i bump into you i will most certainly let you know of your failings and my thoughts on you calling me Malicious.. Shame on you! Ya two faced cunt!

Fuck you and those who kiss your arse. Die a slow lingering death.

Keep on popping in you twat..Maybe i will vent again eh? You should be reading this before lunch time according to the stats on my site meter..Two hits this morning so i am due one before lunch..enjoy your day..Mine is a good one.

Barnze Say’s ” Spleen vented…For now…. ”

Good to see you visited at 13;23 ….see ya about 16 ;30 eh?

Hahahahahahaha..another visit at 13:37..Hahahahahahaha..wanker!

And again at 14:21….. Get it down ya.

And again at 14:51..Then again at 15:23..time for one more hit before knock off eh?

One the best days for hits from you..8 so far……You Twat!!!

Yet another at 16:07…..

I still hate you.

Happy days…..Feel the pain you bastard. SOMETIMES YOU JUST GET A HAPPY MOMENT SEEING A CUNT FROM THE PAST IN PAIN..LONG MAY YOU SUFFER.

Circus passing by…

August 17, 2009

The street theater is well on form today,what with the pot bellied neanderthal man shouting at his kids and the reply from the gollum like child of  “Fuck Off “, i just know that this shite will go on into the night. Mind you we have been lucky the last few weeks so i can’t moan….Can I ?

I spent a bit of time pruning one of our trees today and ended up covered in spiders and bugs to the point where i had two yes two in my mouth..They don’t taste good i can tell ya. The tree looks better for it but it has put me off doing the job again!!

A nice piece of smoked haddock and mash for our dinner tonight so there should be a bit of wind about as there is a large portion of mushy peas alongside of it..I do like the fart joke,Puerile i know but i like purile me.

Anyroad i’m off to peel the spuds.Have a good one and take care eh?

Exit stage left!

November 18, 2008

The street theatre was performing again last night as pissed up twats shouted and fell into the hedges of us normal folk..How come people get so pissed they have to shout at each other from a foot away?

To top it off nextdoor to us had some cavity wall insulation installed today and the noise of it woke me early so a rough night and an early morning did nowt for my mood.

Not a bad day though today and my mood lifted once i got to the shops,A bit of a stir fry tonight so not much prepping to do untill it’s time to cook.And to lift my spirits even more i managed to lob my slipper at that big fat ginger cat hitting it’s arse as it buggered off out of the garden..Nice!

Anyroad i’m off for a fistfull of fags and a bucket of tea.Have a good one and stay safe out there.

Touchdown.

September 13, 2008
The view from the poolside bar.

The view from the poolside bar.

Back in Hood Town after a fantastic week in the sun.. No moans or groans just a brill time spent in a brill place with a brill person..What more could i ask? well i could have done without having a sub normal Londoner called Craig acting the twat every night we saw him and his crew of chavs.but apart from that we had a fantastic chill out.Loads of sun , fun n beer..Now for the planning of the winter get away…..

I was hoping to see the bingo place demolished on our return but it is still standing, though the Co-Op is down to four shelves of stock and that made me smile i can tell ya.

Anyroad i am off to rub some aftersun lotion into my skin..Have a good one you lot and take care eh!

Latin thought of the week.

August 20, 2008

Ut sementem feceris, ita metes !

Going down.

August 16, 2008

At last the swelling is going down and the sympathy i received from AJ made things better so all is well..Mind you things are better for me now that i have a dentist who understands my needs..in and out with no chat,just do the job and let me get out of the place.

I still have no idea what it is about the dentist’s i don’t like but i do feel better about um nowadays..a bit of fear keeps you alive..an old workmate from my pit days once told me that respect & fear are brothers.. a very wise man was Buster, He taught me every thing there is to know about explosives,and having all my limbs still attached proves his advice was good.

Hood Town still has a few guns at hand as this twat gets off light..What happened to the minimum five years for possession huh? Takes the piss i reckon.

Anyroad i am off to frag some mutants on the PC not the streets..Mind you it’s an idea! .Have a good weekend you lot and stay safe out there.

Mindless.

June 13, 2008

But fucking funny.

 

Warm days & sore pussys.

June 10, 2008

Well a bit of a busy week at the factory and what with the weather being nice we have been suffering but a few ice creams and cold cans of pop we got through..a bit of phone negotiations with Douggie from me has turned up trumps as he is seeing his GP on Wednesday and getting signed off ready for work on Saturday night..Nice one mate,You are badly needed on the shop floor.

A bit of an odd one earlier this week as some of the neighbours decided to nip around the back of Barnze Towers to admire our garden???  Mind you our security system and cctv soon picked um up.Some folks are just weird! Speaking of the garden, I have just taken delivery of some barbed wire to make my fence cat proof as we still get the stinking bird killing things climbing over..A few sore pussys once it is installed. The sonic device works well but i still don’t want the flea ridden moggies using my patio as a toilet so arming my fence should see an end to that! Oh and eating cats is good. They say it tastes like chicken. I wonder if they make good kababs?

A nice day again today so a good chance to get my washing out and if it holds out i may even get a bit of sun bathing done..Nice for us who work hard to get some doss time eh! What with our hols being just a few weeks away now it would be good to get some sun on my back as a primer for a week away.

My mate Dave the belt starts work at the factory this week and good news is he will be coming on to my team to replace the Ginger Mauler (who has had so much time off he has spent more time at home than work) so all is good there..You will enjoy the challenge Dave.

Anyroad time to get some washing in the machine so i am off..Have a good one dear reader and take care out there.

 

Open the vent…

June 3, 2008

I.T Faults that can never happen…Stein!

You wanna hang your head in shame you two bob, jumped up, default, twat..You ain’t fit to kiss my shit let alone any of those who work with you arses.I would have said work for you but you ain’t a gaffer you are the bloke who was there at the time the job was up for grabs.. The default !

Managers …..I have worked for some top class gaffers, who would have seen right through you, so you use the title loosely ,you out of your league cunt.. I remember you telling me that you had learned a lot from the other twat…I hope you learn well cuz he was a bigger twat than you at that time.

Wear the crown well..Avoid me if you see me cuz if i bump into you i will most certainly let you know of your failings and my thoughts on you calling me Malicious.. Shame on you! Ya two faced cunt!

Fuck you and those who kiss your arse. Die a slow lingering death.

Keep on popping in you twat..Maybe i will vent again eh? You should be reading this before lunch time according to the stats on my site meter..Two hits this morning so i am due one before lunch..enjoy your day..Mine is a good one.

Barnze Say’s ” Spleen vented…For now…. ”

Good to see you visited at 13;23 ….see ya about 16 ;30 eh?

Hahahahahahaha..another visit at 13:37..Hahahahahahaha..wanker!

And again at 14:21….. Get it down ya.

And again at 14:51..Then again at 15:23..time for one more hit before knock off eh?

One the best days for hits from you..8 so far……You Twat!!!

Yet another at 16:07…..

I still hate you.