Archive for the ‘Cunt’ Category

Last hurdle of the week.

April 14, 2008

The last shift of the week and all has been well so far (Te ,do.) & i am well looking forwar to some down time.

That is all.

Back to work.

April 11, 2008

Back to the factory tonight for the start of the night shifts,And another weekend at work, mind you next month is weekends off so it’s swings n roundabouts eh?

I read that another arrest has been made in this farce case, I hope they throw the book at them for acting such cunts!

The lovely Mrs B is out for a few bevvies with her colleagues tonight whilst i am grafting..Life can sometimes be a bastard eh?

No sign of the sewers going down as yet so another few days of that lousy stink in the garden.

Anyroad i’m off for a shower n that so you lot have a good weekend and stay safe

It’s that stink again!

April 8, 2008

The sewers are backing up again..honest, One of the neighbours came round last night to tell us he had once again had a problem with the drains & this morning we got the stench back.. The neighbour has been on to Severn Trent but they say it ain’t their problem, Mind you they would say that after being nicked for fraud . There has to be a major fuck up somewhere down the line but Seven Trent don’t want to admit it is their fault.Customer service???? I’ve shit um!

It’s official…Lady Di is still dead, After spending over 10 million quid the news is out.She is fucking dead now let Di lie!

Oh and those McCann’s are back in the news..i reckon they did but my opinion ain’t worth a toss, Mind you Maddie was spotted in Tenerife last week so i might see Kate & Jerry by the pool in the summer eh? Cunts!

Anyroad i’m off up the shops for some veg so i’m off..Have a good one you lot.

Oh and keith…Here’s my card!

Sienta el calor

April 1, 2008

Well after a bit of interweb searching we have settled on Tenerife for our late summer holiday spot,Nice n warm..We have been there before a few years ago so we are hoping that a few eateries we visited then are still trading. Oh and the medieval feast trip was good so we may go back for another bash at that.. So that’s the sun tan sorted!

I managed to catch a cat crapping on the patio today & bowled a bottle opener at it’s arse (The nearest thing to hand) and laughed like hell when it jumped about 3 foot in the air..Dirty ginger bastard!

Anyroad it’s time for a bacon sarnie and a mug of tea so i’m off..have a good one most of you. Keith can kiss my arse!

Midweek madness.

March 28, 2008

The street theatre kicked off last night, poor Mrs B did not get to sleep till well after 2am & i suppose it would have been worse for neighbours living closer to the epicentre of the music and door banging, The disturbance diary goes off to the council later today so that will make a good read for um on Monday.

I suppose with Summer just around the corner things are gunna get worse before it get’s better! Some folks just get fuelled up with too much ale and we all have to share in their domestic shit! Let’s hope they sober up and get a bit of spec init!

Plans still ongoing on the late Summer holiday venue so i am still in the dark on where we will be going..Crete was mentioned last night & i must say i do like the Greek people so any Greek isle will do me, The snap is good the wine is good but Greek music leaves me cold, a bit like bagpipe music does.. I hate bagpipes! Oh no!!!! What if the street theatre troupe start playing bagpipes??? That would force my hand hand i can tell ya!

Anyroad time for a shave n a shower in prep for tonight’s shift ..Have a good one you lot and let’s hope your neighbours let you sleep well eh?

Not much comfort for Mrs B but today i slept well!

Can you smell smoke?

March 14, 2008

One of our nutty neighbours has got a fire burning in their back garden..Nice one you twats..fires after 7 and now we have smoke as well as sewerage all over..

Been out for a drink..Let’s piss off the neighbours!

February 28, 2008
I missed another episode of our local drunken street theatre last saturday..Makes a good read in the disturbance diary..Mind you not so good for the recovering Mrs B and the rest of the residents as it was 2:30 in the morning..What happened to respect?
We are gunna try n get some photos and an mp3 recording of the next episode.
My new PC is now at the quality control stage so not long now till it gets to me, Can’t be
quick enough i can tell ya.this system can’t post up on here too well.
Anyroad i’m off to shoot paint balls at cats in my garden!
Have a good one most of you.

Pooo can ya smell that?

January 27, 2008

A few weeks back our drains were blocked and we had a bloke come to rod them out at a cost of over 200 quid..well they are blocked again further up the line i reckon but it ain’t our turn to pay as our part of the system is clean..The neighbours are getting their length rodded on Monday..Till then Poooooooo!

Speaking of neighbours Mrs B and the next door neighbour were disturbed from their sleep once again from our resident noise maker on Saturday morning.. 01:00 in the morning with the banging of doors,Shouting and then after a bit of a lull the music at full volume again..Both Mrs B & our neighbour have got in touch with the council to get some official help in putting a stop to this shite. I’m just glad i was on the night shift…TWATS!

Anyroad i’m off to watch a few episodes of Only fools & horses..Have a good one ya plonkers.

I remember you.

January 23, 2008

I just hope everyone else susses you out for what you are Keith.

Acting the twat again..

November 18, 2007


Cheers to our latest neighbour for waking me up at 3am saturday morning!!!

Turn it down for fucks sake!