Archive for the ‘Daft ideas dep’t’ Category

Latin thought of the week.

January 26, 2010



Aliquando et insanire iucundum est.

Bob Hood..What next?

January 15, 2009



Well i am well pissed off to read that the Tales of Robin Hood has now closed it’s door to the public for was never what you would call brill but it was a good place for the visitors to hood town to go. I still reckon that if the attraction was moved into the castle grounds it would make a few quid!

A new product for Mrs Bs dinner tonight..Tilapia fish…It looked good so i got one on today’s visit to Mozzers..Lets hope i cook it right eh?? Me n young Master B are sticking with the steak n chips option!

I have been reading up on our winter break hotel and it looks to be a good place and with only a few weeks till we bugger off it makes me feel good just reading about it.Bring it on!

Anyroad i am off for a brew.have a good one and take care out there

Closed due to lack of interest..

Closed due to lack of interest..

No shit Shirlock.

November 4, 2008

So the Nottingham city council are now thinking of a Robin Hood logo to promote Hood town,After throwing away 120 grand on the wonkey N, Get your act together will ya,Did the people of Hood town tell you they wanted it when you buggered about with the logo last time.

The above picture is from a pub i went to last year in Lloret,Instant Hood town recognition i reckon.Bring  Robin back to Hood town with pride!

I have read that hedgehogs are in decline so i am well chuffed to say that we now have two resident spikey friends as we now have a youngster snuffleing around the grounds here at Barnze Towers, Our adult Hedgepig Grunt has given birth for the second time in three years. The lovely Mrs B sees to it that they are fed and watered every night so we are doing well with them. And keeping those bastard cats away does um good unall!

Anyroad i’m off for a brew,Have a good one you lot and take care out there.From Hero to Zero.

Chuffed to be here?

August 29, 2008

Hood Town has cropped up in the top ten most cheerful places… how true that is but how come we ain’t in the top five eh? i should have had a vote i reckon! mind you we would be happy eh our drugs culture is thriving despite another factory closing down. We are all too stoned to be misarable.

Oh and speaking of of our neighbours was burning some shite yesterday and made all my washing stink to fuck..cheers for the concideration…Again..these day there is no need to busn ya rubbish..recycle it’s the done thing…oh well back in the washing machine again eh? we had a lovely community a couple of years back and now it’s like living in a fucking war zone.

I am off up the shops for a gloat..Have a good one !

Back from shopping with more good news..according to my bod on the inside, Morrison’s are taking the bingo hall as well as the Co-Op..made my day that did..just when i thought it could not get any better…get in there!

Well bugger me.

April 10, 2008

We had a letter from the council this morning telling us our drains are shit shirlock! oh & it’s down to us to get um fixed..well let me tell them that from our end (The start of the sewer) to the house three doors up the pipes have been jetted 5 times this fucking year ya fucking numpty’s..Both the council and Severn trent are off this planet!!! Mind you the letter did state that the blockage is further up the line but it’s no good telling me that just get it sorted!!

On the good news side we saw grunt the hedgehog the other night as he must have just woken from hibernation. He looked fit and well fat so that’s good to see.

The bowling night with the Go lightlys was canceled due to sickness amongst the team so another time to be sorted,it gets harder as we all work oppasite shifts nowadays. I reckon there is loads of goss from the old factory to catch up on and an e-mail just don’t cut it!

Anyroad it’s time i boned the fish for tonights meal (Oo Errr Misses) so i’m off.Have a good one you lot and stay safe.

No words.

April 9, 2008

I would do that….

March 27, 2008

Do you want fries with that?

Can i have my money back?????

February 12, 2008

There i was sleeping away when some loon with a touch like an elephant is banging on my front door waking me up…Severn Trent Water have got a problem..Tell me about it i say, it’s cost me over 200 quid to try n get it sorted you cunts…. The drains are backing up again! Makes me wonder if i can get my cash refunded off um???

Now i’m gunna be trying to do a few shits to give um something to play with whilst they have the manholes open..serves um right for denying the blame in the first place eh?

 A bit of shopping to do today and if speedys barbers is open a hair cut is in order. Good news on the Co-Op front as i hear the bingo place is still gunna close but has a few months to go as plans are still waiting to be finalised…Sooner the better for me!

Anyroad i’m off for a dump…..Have a good one you lot and take care out there.

Organized chaos anyone…

December 3, 2007

Well the old firm left and the new firm turned up at the factory..Kit dished out then promptly returned as sizes were wrong, folks swapping trousers too try and get some that fit! New staff onboard last Saturday with one of them joining our team so let the training program begin eh?  Still waiting on the new contracts to read n sign but apart from that….. Does anyone know what’s going on?

The shift pattern changed from day one giving us four on four off, though i did not mind this change some folks were pissed off about it. I like change me so all in i am quite happy to just carry on carrying on! Oh and i get crimbo day off!

Prison Break has took a six week holiday so that’s a bit of a downer though Journeyman is keeping me entertained whilst the cons take a break so i reckon i will cope.

Anyroad i got a bit of Shopping (Taking the piss) to do up at the Co-Op so i’m off for a laugh.. Yeah i know i should not be poking it up um but i just can’t help it!

Take care out there.

What next?

November 28, 2007

What the fuck is the world doing letting some woman get nicked for naming a teddy bear? I often see a bear sitting in a basket in a shop with some sort of competition to name it and once had a go for a quid with the name “Arse bandit” needless to say i dint win…..

Barnze say’s “Pack the fucker up ya daft twats.”