Archive for the ‘Fear’ Category

When they knock at your front door,how ya gunna come.

October 2, 2008

After reading about this robbery up the road from me i shuddered to think where the guns are now..Another two bob gangster with a shooter walking the streets with a real bad leg walk..

Be careful out there.

The jaws of hell….

July 24, 2007

Just back from the dentists,The last of the extractions today thank fuck,my face feels like i took a kick from a horse,But as requested there was no mucking about,in, job done & out in 15 minutes. Back next week for a couple of fillings then that’s it..I love dentist visits…honest!

Hey i saw a nun on the way back from the dentists,a bit odd seeing one around here but i reckon something evil must be going on,Are there any young nuns nowadays or are they all old?

Anyroad i’m off for a lie down and a bit of a kip to see if i can sleep while the pain goes away..

Have a good one folks and take care out there.

Face the fear..Beat the foe!

July 5, 2007

Back from the lions den minus two teeth and with the face of the Don again but feeling ok,I still can’t suss out what it is about the dentists i don’t like,the tools are ok,needles no probs,i reckon it’s just the concept of it that spooks me,anyroad a brave little soldier i am with another appointment in 3 weeks time for more pulling, filling or whatever,To tell the truth i switched off whilst i was in there and never heard a word the bloke said! That’s the fear beaten!

Now the fear of getting a sewing needle stuck down my fingernail whilst rummaging through a large tin of buttons will never leave me,Been there done that, so some fears are here to stay but can be avoided!

Now to get on with enjoying our hols eh!

I shall update when i can and i reckon i shall have a few good times to share with ya when we get back..

Stay safe you lot!

Open wide….

June 29, 2007

Well i must say i feel a lot better about the dentists after going in today,The chap i saw put me at ease and was very understanding of my problem with dentists on the whole, After a bit of poking about and discussing the best plan of action i came out with some pills to fight the infection and an appointment for Thursday to get the offending tooth ripped out,Bad news as we are off on holiday on Friday so i hope there ain’t too much pain after.

Tell ya what though just sitting in the waiting room had beads of sweat on my forehead  and when it was my turn to go in i shot straight in then saw the chair and all the tools on a rack,i nearly shit myself..daft i know but that’s how it is,hospitals are fine but dentists really ain’t my cup of tea,But like i said the chap was ok about it after i explained my fears to him and though i’m not looking forward to the next visit i reckon i don’t fear it..A milestone for me,Hey i’m well hard me,i do dentist n everyfink. All thanks to dentist,he changed my view of the whole thing.

Now i am just waiting for the antibiotics to  start working on the infection. Do you know i can’t think when the fear set it but it must have been well over 30 years ago,perhaps a bad experience or something,i can’t remember when or what it was but i am well on the road to sorting out my teeth now..i am well chuffed.

Anyroad enough of that for now as i got shit to do,pills to take n pain to bare…

Have a good one.

An hour to go….

June 29, 2007

I am just waiting for the clock to tick over to 12 them i’m off up to the set of saw 4  dentists to get sorted,after a bit of checking around with mates they reckon i will just get some pills to take the infection down and i will have to go back to get the work done so i’m feeling a bit better about it though i still haven’t got through the doors yet.  Still got a juff like i have been smacked by Tyson and the pain is raging on so anything to sort it is ok by me.

Makes me wonder how many time i will have to go till they sort out all my problem teeth as i have at least  3 buggered uns,best result for me would be a rip out and reinstall of new ones in one go,Gets it out of the way in one hit but i know that ain’t how it’s gunna go!

Ahh well i suppose i had better get off up there..If i don’t post later i probably died in the chair.

Have a good one and take care.

An offer i can’t refuse.. You can’t handle the tooth!

June 28, 2007

No sign of a horses head as i woke up this afternoon but a good resemblance to Don Vito Corleone as my face is all swollen..Yep infection has set in forcing me to book into the dentists,it takes a lot to get me to go but the pain has got top side of me this time,I have had to call into the factory to let them know i am not fit for work tonight and they wished me well with my appointment tomorrow though i ain’t looking forward to it one bit,and what with the jibbing from Mas and Jackie about dentists i feel shit!

Mind you after three bad sleeps i shall be well chuffed to be rid of the pain and the swelling,The fear of dentists can be overcome with the right amount of pain,though saying that i have a dry throat and a nervous twitch just thinking about it now!

Anyroad i am banging pain killers down me to keep the edge off the pain and now i just have to get my head around getting into the dentists..maybe the pain will go and i wont have to see um eh?

Right i’m off to listen to some soothing music in a darkened room..Wish me luck!

Two shootings,Not linked & just a BLIP!

January 24, 2007

Well another busy weekend here in Hood Town,Two shootings, A beating, A court case for wounding and a junkie nicks a bike just a Blip on the system according to Home office minister & Gedling MP Vernon Coaker,Nice one Vern you just lost a load of voters i reckon,Wakey fucking wakey you numpty,It aint a blip! Were getting our arses kicked here!

With the shootings we are told it’s ok they aint linked,Right..Like i said a few mothes back,Not linked means there’s two nutters out there shooting folks!!!! No worries there then.

Everyone i speak to says the same thing,Hood Town has a serious problem and extra street wardens to deal with it! Most folks only go out in groups (And even then some cunt will drug ya drink) to stay safer and still have stories of shit that happens on the streets. I’m glad i’m old..not many cases of someone spiking a pint of mild eh?

Anyroad Young Master B is better now,confused as to why it happened to him & a bit more wary of folks but on the mend! What a fucking week,we were hoping for a quiet boring winter.

Stay safe out there.

My boy is home.

January 21, 2007

Good news today as young master B gets back safe and sound,He is still a bit tired but ok after his ordeal, it was a shit time to go through though he says things were just black for him!

Still he made it through and that’s a relief,We are now wondering if it’s worth reporting to the police,not that they can do much but it is a crime all the same.

It will be good to get a good nights sleep now it is all over,last night my mind just would not rest,You know how it is when thoughts are whizzing around your head when your trying to sleep! And there’s us thinking things could not get any worse than the crap we have delt with over the last months? What next?

Anyroad thats it for now,Stay safe folks ya never know what can happen.

Whats all that about?

January 21, 2007

What a nightmare,Yesterday was a bag of shite i can tell ya,I got a phone call at just after 5 am from Young master B,Who was in a right state,he was frightened and confused as to where he was,To cut a long one short we managed to get him home and we could see he wern’t right so we called an ambulance for him,By the time he arrived at hospital he was out of it,Some cunt had put something in his drink!!! Fucked him right up it did and for the first four hours he had a Coma Scale of just 5 and just lay there with the odd twitch,Not a good time for me n Mrs B ether as we sat by waiting for some response.

By 2 pm he had started to come round but had no idea what had happened since he left a bar in town (He went to a club with mates after that) and the next thing he knew he was lost,wandering about scared out of his wits! He will hopefully be coming out of hospital today,What a cuntish thing to do eh,Drug some fucker for a laugh.Not funny for him or us i can tell ya, At time we thought he would never wake up again but he always was a lucky bastard.

So anyroad thanks to the cunt who did that,you missed all the fun you twat!

What a thing eh? Out for a laugh with some mates and ending up half dead so some other cunt can have a laugh. Not a thing i want to go through again!By the way the last drink he remembers having was in Bar circle so watch yourslves.

Thank fuck he is ok

.Stay safe folks there’s twats everywhere!


January 17, 2007

I just opened a mail from Ken the bubble telling me it’s 22 degrees over there in Kefelonia,Nice one mate as it’s pissing down here!!! January and Feburary are just shit months i reckon!

More shots fired here in Hood Town as a woman gets a splinter injury,You may laugh but it could have been worse.Sadly another stabbing in the city centre unall this week!!!

Some parts of Hood Town are having a lot of bother with the gangsters just shooting anything and anyone at the moment just so they can say they shot some fucker,Give us the right to carry guns for six months and let um kill each other,that should thin these twats out a bit. Oh and giving us the chance to shoot back would be nice!

Anyroad i’m off to oil up the armchairs then to prepare the lovely Mrs Bs dinner,Pork casserole tonight and what with a few candles, soft music and a glass or two of wine we should have a nice nite in. Have a good one dear reader and Stay Safe.