Archive for the ‘Frustration’ Category

What a week that was.

April 16, 2014

dfYou know how we are restricted in the way we can go public with certain things that happen at work.. I do as my long term readers know. Well we have had a week of shit at the factory. I do wish i could put it down here but a previous twat of a boss (Still breathing sadly) tried to hold my blog against me.

Anyroad we have been in two very violent situations this week. All 3 of us were lucky to get away without getting hurt. We know that sooner rather than later our luck is gunna go bad & with all of us being assaulted in the past we know how it feels to take a good beating from some drugged / drunk or just plain nutty cunt.

 

I would like to put down the full story but feel it would do me & my crew some harm.

The joys of a Hospital Security Officer eh!

I reckon at nearly 57 i am getting a bit to old for disarming psychotic’s with edged weapons – wrestling blokes half my age & twice my size to the floor – Getting punched – Spat on – & generally getting abused on a monthly basis. Don’t get me wrong.. I enjoy my £6.41 per hour job but i reckon pay should go up & staffing be increased .

In the interest of safety our staffing levels are sadly lacking and being a contractor we are left out of the protective & compensation systems others benefit from.

Mini rant over.

Take care out there and keep smiling.

Chuffed to be here?

August 29, 2008

Hood Town has cropped up in the top ten most cheerful places… how true that is but how come we ain’t in the top five eh? i should have had a vote i reckon! mind you we would be happy eh our drugs culture is thriving despite another factory closing down. We are all too stoned to be misarable.

Oh and speaking of smoke..one of our neighbours was burning some shite yesterday and made all my washing stink to fuck..cheers for the concideration…Again..these day there is no need to busn ya rubbish..recycle it’s the done thing…oh well back in the washing machine again eh? we had a lovely community a couple of years back and now it’s like living in a fucking war zone.

I am off up the shops for a gloat..Have a good one !

Back from shopping with more good news..according to my bod on the inside, Morrison’s are taking the bingo hall as well as the Co-Op..made my day that did..just when i thought it could not get any better…get in there!

Armitage shanks..

August 21, 2008

Another poor victim of Hood Towns thuggery lies in a hospital bed today and another twat out on the street bragging his crimes.. what the fuck is wrong with folks today eh ?

And this daft twat is back in the news again..Bang him up ,Age is no excuse to be above the law.

What the fuck is wrong with folks nowadays eh? Seems to me that the whole of society is on it’s way down the toilet..A few twats have allus been about but now it looks like every street has one, we need a Robin Hood to put things right..Any takers?

Tread softly and carry a big stick.

May 14, 2008

A sort of nutty night last night at the factory but by 3am the time had flew by and we did all that was expected and a bit more , mind you our man the Mauler is on holiday so we had Mmazz with us so we all got stuck in. A bit cooler during the early morning but it was good to see daylight creeping in about 4 ish.

I even magaged to get the quarter two bus so i was well pleased about that so i shall pay back the favor tonight.. it’s all about scratching backs i reckon!

I see in the news that someone had a proper kicking again here in Hood Town, And from the comment’s it looks like folks are losing faith and wishing to form vigilante groups?? Now i am not for a Guardian Angles type thing but i do think if you come across a beating like this if ys feel ya could handle it then get stuck in! Come to think of it i recall those Guardian Angels coming over here to England and copping a pasting a few years back.

Anyroad it’s time i grabbed a shower and a few chill moments before heading back to the factory, Have a good one dear reader and do take care out there cuz ya never know what twat is around the corner.

Barnze say’s ” Human rights…I’ve shit um!

Well bugger me.

April 10, 2008

We had a letter from the council this morning telling us our drains are blocked..no shit shirlock! oh & it’s down to us to get um fixed..well let me tell them that from our end (The start of the sewer) to the house three doors up the pipes have been jetted 5 times this fucking year ya fucking numpty’s..Both the council and Severn trent are off this planet!!! Mind you the letter did state that the blockage is further up the line but it’s no good telling me that just get it sorted!!

On the good news side we saw grunt the hedgehog the other night as he must have just woken from hibernation. He looked fit and well fat so that’s good to see.

The bowling night with the Go lightlys was canceled due to sickness amongst the team so another time to be sorted,it gets harder as we all work oppasite shifts nowadays. I reckon there is loads of goss from the old factory to catch up on and an e-mail just don’t cut it!

Anyroad it’s time i boned the fish for tonights meal (Oo Errr Misses) so i’m off.Have a good one you lot and stay safe.

No words.

April 9, 2008

Midweek madness.

March 28, 2008

The street theatre kicked off last night, poor Mrs B did not get to sleep till well after 2am & i suppose it would have been worse for neighbours living closer to the epicentre of the music and door banging, The disturbance diary goes off to the council later today so that will make a good read for um on Monday.

I suppose with Summer just around the corner things are gunna get worse before it get’s better! Some folks just get fuelled up with too much ale and we all have to share in their domestic shit! Let’s hope they sober up and get a bit of spec init!

Plans still ongoing on the late Summer holiday venue so i am still in the dark on where we will be going..Crete was mentioned last night & i must say i do like the Greek people so any Greek isle will do me, The snap is good the wine is good but Greek music leaves me cold, a bit like bagpipe music does.. I hate bagpipes! Oh no!!!! What if the street theatre troupe start playing bagpipes??? That would force my hand hand i can tell ya!

Anyroad time for a shave n a shower in prep for tonight’s shift ..Have a good one you lot and let’s hope your neighbours let you sleep well eh?

Not much comfort for Mrs B but today i slept well!

Can you smell smoke?

March 14, 2008

One of our nutty neighbours has got a fire burning in their back garden..Nice one you twats..fires after 7 and now we have smoke as well as sewerage all over..

Well goo ta the foot of our bleedin stairs.

March 14, 2008

Ya won’t believe me but our drains are blocked again..Honest it stinks like fuck all over the close..Mrs B has rang Severn Trent (Again) and given um both barrels! How crap are they?

The only good thing is a cat might choke on a condom flowing down the street!

The night shifts went by without much of a fight so all is well on the factory front apart from me only getting paid 7.5 hours holiday pay for a 12 hour shift..The company are looking into it!!! “Try binoculars ya twats”!

The lovely Mrs B is well on the mend now & i reckon she will be going back to work next week sometime..Now to start to find a date for the falconry trip!

Anyroad it’s time i had a shower and a shit to add to the crap bubbling up in everyone’s garden.

Have a good one you lot and take care out there.

Been out for a drink..Let’s piss off the neighbours!

February 28, 2008
I missed another episode of our local drunken street theatre last saturday..Makes a good read in the disturbance diary..Mind you not so good for the recovering Mrs B and the rest of the residents as it was 2:30 in the morning..What happened to respect?
We are gunna try n get some photos and an mp3 recording of the next episode.
My new PC is now at the quality control stage so not long now till it gets to me, Can’t be
quick enough i can tell ya.this system can’t post up on here too well.
Anyroad i’m off to shoot paint balls at cats in my garden!
Have a good one most of you.