Archive for the ‘Kebab’ Category

A pack of rats!

August 22, 2008

We are off for a night on the town tomorrow to see the Legends of Las Vegas at the  Sands in Gainsborough with an overnight stay in a romantic place..How lucky can one guy be?

The weekend is gunna be a good one, and from what the crew tell me the factory was a madhouse last week..a good one to miss i reckon. And double time for Monday as it’s a bank hol things are looking good !

As the building trade is taking a nose dive young master B has branched out into landscape gardening so we may find him a few jobs in our front garden as the lovely Mrs BA pack of rats. has ideas for a veggie patch..who knows?

No cooking for me tonight as we are having outside caterers in, good for me as Mrs Bs wheat intolerance is getting in the way of menus… Mind you a good meal is on the cards for tomorrow.

Anyroad i am off for a game of dommies..Have a good one and stay safe out there.


July 14, 2008

Just got back from the cinema..Journy to the center of the earth 3D.. Brilliant..It’s been ages since i saw a 3D movie and i was not let down..We all enjoyed it though the fat girl in red who sat three seats behind us had 4 bog visits during the movie???? Well worth a look if it’s up ya street!

After it was into Antalya to see Mehmet and enjoy another top class meal.. Mind you i paid so there was a bit of a sting in the tail.. Then off to Wilko’s for a new iron as ours committed suicide this morning.. all in a good day.

A quiet night in with a bit of Roots the next generation to watch tonight so all is well. I am not due back at the factory till Wednesday night so a bit of hedge trimming in the morning and a meal to cook is on the cards for tomorrow..

Right i’m off for a brew..mind ya backs out there as stabbing season ain’t done yet. What is the score now? 6 stabbed to death in the last 2 days??? Capital punishment time eh?

Warm days & sore pussys.

June 10, 2008

Well a bit of a busy week at the factory and what with the weather being nice we have been suffering but a few ice creams and cold cans of pop we got through..a bit of phone negotiations with Douggie from me has turned up trumps as he is seeing his GP on Wednesday and getting signed off ready for work on Saturday night..Nice one mate,You are badly needed on the shop floor.

A bit of an odd one earlier this week as some of the neighbours decided to nip around the back of Barnze Towers to admire our garden???  Mind you our security system and cctv soon picked um up.Some folks are just weird! Speaking of the garden, I have just taken delivery of some barbed wire to make my fence cat proof as we still get the stinking bird killing things climbing over..A few sore pussys once it is installed. The sonic device works well but i still don’t want the flea ridden moggies using my patio as a toilet so arming my fence should see an end to that! Oh and eating cats is good. They say it tastes like chicken. I wonder if they make good kababs?

A nice day again today so a good chance to get my washing out and if it holds out i may even get a bit of sun bathing done..Nice for us who work hard to get some doss time eh! What with our hols being just a few weeks away now it would be good to get some sun on my back as a primer for a week away.

My mate Dave the belt starts work at the factory this week and good news is he will be coming on to my team to replace the Ginger Mauler (who has had so much time off he has spent more time at home than work) so all is good there..You will enjoy the challenge Dave.

Anyroad time to get some washing in the machine so i am off..Have a good one dear reader and take care out there.


Another dodgy case.

March 17, 2008

Yet again another weird one as a kid is found after being missing for 24 days..yeah right???? Sounds a bit roapy too me that one,no news on that Madeleine girl for a bit..They did it i reckon!

Mind you talk about about this local mob who nicked an empty ATM..Twats or what?

Some things just make ya wonder!

My last day off today so a bit of outside catering is in order..A nice kebab and a few beers,not too many though as i got to get up at 5..I hate the day shifts! Mind you an early one on Thursday as i got a dentist appointment..I love the dentist me!

Anyroad i’m off..keep watching the news as i reckon something big is gunna come out about that missing child.

Have a good one and take care out there.

What no belly dancers…

August 4, 2007

A top night had..I met up with the lovely Mrs B and her colleague’s outside the Hogs Head for a pint and a fag then we went off in search of food..No prizes  for guessing we popped in the see Mehmet in Antalya always a good night in there then off to the Bell for a swifty before getting back to Barnze Towers..Odd thing at the Bell as we spotted a girl wearing her belt right under her breasts….What’s all that about????

I have never seen owt like it before..Is it a new fashion or what?

Back to the factory tonight for the first of 6 shifts so not doing much today,a bit of admin and shopping and thats me done..

I hope you lot have a good weekend…Best foot forward as they say.

Stepping out.

July 22, 2007

Me n the lovely Mrs B could not be arsed to cook last night so we nipped up to Antaylya to see if my old mate Mehmet could fit us in & like he always does he found us a spot and yet again served us up a fantastic meal,What with a couple of bottles of wine and the candle burning we had a lovely night on the town.

A nightcap in Langtrys saw us off to the taxi rank glowing with love and safely home to Barnze Towers by 22:30 for a flop on the settee for a bit of hand holding till bed time..A nice night!

A nice sleep in this morning & a nice lump of roast pork for dinner today so all is good in the hood,A nice day it is unall today the sun is shining and it’s warm for a change,mind you the weather report says rain on it’s way so that aint gunna last long!

Anyroad i’m off to mix up the contents of our compost bin,Have a good one dear reader and stay safe eh!

Busy doin nothing.

April 26, 2007

Let the good times roll, the days off are here at last and it has been a long hard week so i am ready for some serious doing fuck all time i can tell ya.

Rain on the cards for tomorrow but we are going up to the park  no matter if it lashes down, so there.

A few beers and a kebab tonight in front of the tele,a bit of holding hands and that makes for a nice night in i reckon!

Young Master B has a sore finger after one of his work mates dropped a concrete slab on it,he came home looking for sympathy and found me..I just laughed! Perhaps i need help with my compassion muscle eh?

Anyroad i’m off to soak my feet,Have a good one dear reader and stay safe.


March 28, 2007


Feeling a lot better today i can tell ya,the last couple of days we have been drained,Mrs B back at the office now and i am back at the factory in the morning so all is good in the hood,I just received my invite to my old mate Mas’s wedding function and am well looking forward to catching up with some old pals there,some of um i ain’t seen for about 15 years so it should be a good one.

The twat with the fucked up car alarm has finally moved house now so no more of that noise every day,just a couple more to bugger off and the green will be nice and quiet.Mind you saying that someone has a new puppy near us and they seem to leave it outside barking and whining all the time and that is becoming a bind,why do folks take pets if they are just gunna leave the poor fuckers in the garden all day?

Outsider caterers tonight,so no cooking for us!  Idle i know but every now n then it’s good for ya!

Anyroad i’m off up the shops to refill Mrs B’s  pamper pack,have a good one dear reader and stay safe out there.

Tired n that.

December 30, 2006

Just one more shift then i’m off for four days with the lovely Mrs B,Though as it’s her birthday on the 31st i have to sort out a few bits,but other than that we are free to do as we please. We are still in discussion about our hols this year (I fancy another week afloat on the Broads) so some planning needs to be done to sort those out.

Then there is the 20th anaversary ball to sort out,of course all my readers bar a few will be invited for potted meat cobs and a bottle of pop.

I reckon we will be out for a meal down at Antalya for a meal while we are off as we missed out on Boxing day and it has become a bit of a tradition now to visit over the festive season,Plus we always come home with a freebie when we shake the bosses hand at this time of year.

Anyroad time to shower n all that ready for my shift,Enjoy the weekend folks and Stay Safe.