Archive for the ‘Laugh’ Category

A Bit of justice and a chance to gloat.

June 20, 2011

Ever had one of those days where you see a twat who done you wrong in the past get a bit of comeuppance? I got one the other day.I hope it hurts like hell and with a bit of luck you might die screaming ya bastard.

Barnze Say’s “Die “


January 31, 2010

You just have to laugh…hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahah!

Latin thought of the week.

January 26, 2010



Aliquando et insanire iucundum est.

Happy new year you lot.

January 1, 2010

A brill nite had by me n the lovely Mrs B and a good birthday bash for her to boot,we had some good food,a bit of dancing and a bit too much wine,Well boloxed this morning but a full English soon put me right,The lovely Mrs B has crashed out on the settee so i reckon its early to bed for us tonight.

I hope you lot had a good time seeing the new year in and hopefully you feel a bit less rough than i do at the moment,mind you its few and far between that i get mullered so i aint all that bad.

A good 2010 for us i reckon and i wish all the best to most of you lot out there,Have a good 2010 and take care eh?

Cold or what?

December 22, 2009

Kin aider its chance of the scooter getting on the road yet as our road is frozen over.Off work now till Boxing day (My Birthday) so well chuffed at spending crimbo with the family as i was working for the last 2..

I saw a bloke slip on the ice and fall on his face earlier today,its hard not to laugh but i did. I suppose i should feel bad about it but it was funny watching his shopping roll down the hill.

Anyroad i am off to sort dinner out,keep warm take care and mind ya don’t slip on the ice,theres allus some sad bastard laughing at ya.

Tipping the velvet.

November 26, 2009

An odd week at the factory with snippets on news about the 8th of December bringing changes but just gossip i reckon,as we are a player down from our team we have a ringer in,velvet trousers un all…Dont ask!

Cold as a witches tit this morning coming home on the scooter,i see now why bikers wear all that leather,mind you for 10 mins i can stick it.

I reckon we are well into the festive season now what with the tele banging out the crimbo adds and the radio playing the same old crimbo songs..Bring on the spring i say and lets get a look at Kates tits again!

Anyroad 2 shifts still to go so i am about to mount the beast and set off for the factory. Have a good one most of you!

Feel the heat…

November 8, 2009

We had a belting time last night around at Mass’s place and it was good to catch up with some old mates and meet some new one’s,The food went down well unall.

Me n Master B spent a few hours playing with the fire,and went home stinking but happy after getting rid of Mass’s lopped trees and opps that fence panel….I even got an invite to a catch up with a gang of old muckers but sadly i am working that night and have no hols left so can’t attend..maybe next time?

Today is just chill out time as i am back at the factory tonight for the start of the night shifts including the dreaded Manic Monday night shift,We all hate that one i can tell ya.

Anyroad just a quicky as i am off on the interweb to chase up my pension…Age is brill ain’t it?

Have a good one you lot .

Oh no the bamboo is on fire.

November 6, 2009


We had a great time last night setting off our fireworks,So good that we used um all even the ones i wanted to take to my mate Mass’s house…only one went wrong…A 16 shot jobbie that fell over and discharged it’s load into our bamboo plants, i thought we were gunna go up in flames but it was ok and made us laugh..A lot!

Back to the factory on Sunday night so those 12 days off have zoomed by and a long wait now till the winter holiday in February/March…The long dark nights!

A nice lump of rib eye steak for me n the lad and a lovely rainbow trout for Mrs B is on the cards for tonights meal,a bottle of wine and a nice unwind for Mrs B after a hectic week at the office. She is so lucky to have a bloke like me to pamper her.

Anyroad i am off to prep the dinner,have a good weekend you lot and take care.

We got pussy…

November 3, 2009

The lovely Mrs B is out on a residential course at a top hotel,leaving Master B n me in for a Dusk till Dawn fest,Pizza n beer.ya can’t beat it.

Time to take my seat…

One more sleep…

September 8, 2009

Off in the morning to the sun,fun and frolicks in Majorca, seems to have been a long wait but it’s here.. All is ready to grab n go.Don’t miss me too much as i am taking my ipod and there may be some wireless interweb access to be had.

Nowt else to say except Hasta la vista……….Have a good one.