Archive for the ‘Laugh’ Category

Don’t touch the marrows…

July 2, 2009

My mate Dan has a short film on the Virgin Short film site.. A good un it is unall.. if you get the chance to see him perform live grab it, He made us roll with laughter with his performance in The Big Adventure. Nice one Dan, I hope we catch up with you later.

Oh if you have half an hour spare why not enjoy Thick As Thieves, a cracker.

 Break a leg, Dig a ditch and keep smiling.

SHAMELESS………..

Bring me sunshine.

July 1, 2009

News just in…………. Lady Di still dead.

This time,

June 19, 2009

In four days i will be on my back in the sun with a cold beer..Living the dream!

Not a bad first two shifts at the factory,A few bumps during the first shift but with only two shifts to do i am in a good mood!

Good to see the  Police Tazer training is coming on well here in Hood Town, Looks to me like the Tazer need to be jumped up a few amps,Not as impressive as the American ones. a good tool for our Police though.

Anyroad have a good weekend,Sleep well and don’t let the obsessions keep nagging at ya.

A face in the crowd.

May 21, 2009

Did you ever get one of those moments where you spot a face in a crowd of someone you know, but the face is old and grey looking? I had one of those the other night, kind of made me feel good seeing this face so tired and ill looking,Sometimes justice just catches up with the bad folk eh?Schadenfreude, Hahahaha!

Off up the tattooist today and i will take my camera with me to grab a shot of the work in progress, i have my next design to take with me so he can prepare it for the next visit. I am quite looking forward to feeling the burn.

Less than five weeks to go until the holidays and what with our gaffer being off the days shifts before gives me a week in charge to ease down before we fly out, i love it when all the pieces fall into place.

Young Master Bs 21st birthday today so i was up early enough to see him open his cards and gifts before he shot off for his days graft among the brick dust and rubble of the building trade, he is out on the town tonight (Lock up your daughters) and has Friday off to recover..Ahh to be 21 again eh? Happy birthday mate!

Anyroad i am off to get some ink, Have a good one you lot,and if the chance to gloat comes along grab it and enjoy, i surely did the other night!

A swift un.

May 12, 2009

That’s the working week behind me and with a few cold ones out the front of the pub last night a good end to another hard week, now a few days off and a good start as i did not wake up till well after half ten today,I have been well looking forward to catching up on the sleep i can tell ya.

Outside catering tonight so no cooking for me..Nice!

Off out shopping with the lovely Mrs B on Friday,Mind you i had best slip on the kevlar vest as there is a sniper about in Bulwell not quite what you want while you are shopping.

Good to see the sun shining and the garden looking good,i even managed to get a little fat guz-gog of my bush before the birds and bugs got to it,The whole garden is in tip top condition (All Mrs Bs work) thanks to my watering skills.

Anyroad i am off for a brew now,Have a good one and mind you don’t cop a pellet in the eye if you are out and about in Hood Town.

Paddy’s Day

March 17, 2009

A spot of business up the town today and a few beers with my mate Douggie,not a bad day and a good result so we are both well chuffed, mind you we both forgot it was paddy’s day so a bit of a surprise to see a leipreachán serving behind the bar in the Bell, Fair play to um i say.

That’s all cuz im knacked and am gunna have a nod now. have a good one and take care.

Nice one.

February 15, 2009

 A good evenings entertainment at the Playhouse last night,Though the numpty sat next to me spent most of the time explaining to his partner what was going on, I am not sure who was the thickest between um! The play was well produced and the cast carried it off in style. Not much on there now that is up our street so we have to wait until the outdoor stuff at the castle in June. Mind you with the hols only days away i ain’t to fussed about getting withdrawn from a bit of culture with the promise of sunshine just around the corner.

We made the mistake of forgetting it was valentine’s day and lost out on booking a table for a meal so ended up have some pub grub in the local..Not all that bad but i would have preferred something a bit more up market if you know what i mean? I somehow knew valentine would be poking it’s nose into my life..Perhaps i should not have slagged him eh?

A treat for dinner tonight as the lovely Mrs B is cooking her lemon chicken soup (Though i call it a stew) with dumplings, One of my favorite meals and an extra portion is being made for the freezer to keep young master B in good food whilst we are away. Nice!

Anyroad enough crap for now as i want to look on the interweb at things to see and do in Lanzarote. Have a good on you lot.

? – The Hood Town Poet

January 22, 2009

Nice work i reckon. A piece by a local artist known as Questionmarc, There’s is more on his/her website. I am looking forward to a bit more content and will post up some of it that takes my fancy, Mind you the Nottingham Evening Post takes a grim view of it all,But what do they know?  I reckon that some of the graffiti here in Hood Town is spot on,Some good stuff to be seen from trains coming into town.

Have a good one and stay safe.

No sign of the Co-Op.

November 10, 2008

Off up to Mozzers to see how it looks today..Been a long wait but well worth it just to see the back of the Co-Op,My insiders tell me the old supervisors have had a tough time during their training and will have to get their fingers out and get some work done for a change. Well up for a bit of shopping me.

A bit of a rough week at the factory just gone by and i managed to cop a bump on my head,nowt to serious but it’s as sore as fuck.Douggie is off again next week,getting some steroids pumped into his arse cheeks to sort out his trapped nerve,then the week after the gaffer has a fortnight off leaving me to pilot the ship,each passing week brings me n the lovely Mrs B closer to our winter hols..Bring on the sun is what i say.

Anyroad it’s time for me to cut the ribbon at Morrisons and i don’t want to keep Angelina waiting.Let the shopping begin!

Nippy pussy avoids the axe!

October 10, 2008

Made me laugh!