Archive for the ‘Moaning’ Category

Bob Hood..What next?

January 15, 2009



Well i am well pissed off to read that the Tales of Robin Hood has now closed it’s door to the public for was never what you would call brill but it was a good place for the visitors to hood town to go. I still reckon that if the attraction was moved into the castle grounds it would make a few quid!

A new product for Mrs Bs dinner tonight..Tilapia fish…It looked good so i got one on today’s visit to Mozzers..Lets hope i cook it right eh?? Me n young Master B are sticking with the steak n chips option!

I have been reading up on our winter break hotel and it looks to be a good place and with only a few weeks till we bugger off it makes me feel good just reading about it.Bring it on!

Anyroad i am off for a brew.have a good one and take care out there

Closed due to lack of interest..

Closed due to lack of interest..

It’s that stink again!

April 8, 2008

The sewers are backing up again..honest, One of the neighbours came round last night to tell us he had once again had a problem with the drains & this morning we got the stench back.. The neighbour has been on to Severn Trent but they say it ain’t their problem, Mind you they would say that after being nicked for fraud . There has to be a major fuck up somewhere down the line but Seven Trent don’t want to admit it is their fault.Customer service???? I’ve shit um!

It’s official…Lady Di is still dead, After spending over 10 million quid the news is out.She is fucking dead now let Di lie!

Oh and those McCann’s are back in the news..i reckon they did but my opinion ain’t worth a toss, Mind you Maddie was spotted in Tenerife last week so i might see Kate & Jerry by the pool in the summer eh? Cunts!

Anyroad i’m off up the shops for some veg so i’m off..Have a good one you lot.

Oh and keith…Here’s my card!

The most wonderful time of the year.

December 4, 2007

Not only have the shops now banged up their crimbo trees but the checkout women have now got bits of tinsel tied around their heads…

Every year the same thing the flashing badges the piss poor reindeer tabs and the tatty bit of tinsel wrapped around the head..All shite of course but the thing that get’s me is the begging tins for the staff…What’s all that about eh? A coffee tin covered in wrapping paper with the words “Thanks” written on it..Begging i call it so fuck off and try doing a proper days work ya scrounging bastards. A fucking tip after nicking ya wages for a  a years shite service ya gotta be taking the piss!

Have a good one…Ho Ho Ho

Notice to cold callers and salesmen…

November 20, 2007


I am on the night shift this week, Hence i sleep during the day after my long hard shifts, So pissing me off with calls to upgrade my phone contract will get you a gruff reply, And banging on my door with begging bags or fucking Avon catalogs will get me sticking my head from my sleeping chamber window requesting you “fuck off and get a proper job “, even if you are my local rep….. For fuck’s sake let me sleep! Three times today some twat has woken me up ringing or banging, Bad enough having a fucking disco at 3 am on a day shift now the world wants to shaft my sleep during the day!!!!!

In other news i am half way through this sleep deprived working week and with only three more shifts to do the weekend is getting to look good, It will be good to grab some quality time with the lovely Mrs B i can tell ya.

Anyroad i and my sleep deprived induced headache am off to the factory.

Have a good one most of you!

Acting the twat again..

November 18, 2007


Cheers to our latest neighbour for waking me up at 3am saturday morning!!!

Turn it down for fucks sake!

All in 10 mins…

August 11, 2007


Just got back from the shops..The place is buzzing with them fucking mobility wagons..on the pavement,inside the shops,parked up in shop dorways..ban the fucking things….

No need for um i say.

That’s the way to go,just leave your pile of shit in every one’s way why don’t ya….

Lucky it’s wide up that end of the shop,mind you get down to the canned food and you block the aisle right up you selfish twat.

Now then…

August 2, 2007

I found out where we are going in September…Lloret de Mar loads of sun so we are well chuffed about that ! It’s good to get a bit on sun on ya back when we have had loads of crap weather,Mind you we had a few good days of sun up on the broads a few weeks back so i reckon we can’t grumble eh?

I cooked us up a nice bit of smoked haddock with taters n peas last night and that went down well,tonight i ain’t got a clue what to serve so it’s off up the shops for some ideas later,Perhaps a Paella to get us into holiday mode eh? I don’t do much rice though& all of us hate mussels so i think i will stick to the English snap!

Hey i have read that there is one of those Medievil Castle places in Lloret so i reckon we shall be having a portion of that..we have been to one before and it’s a top night out i can tell ya. You come away with a sore throat after all that shouting at your knight to kick some arse.Might even be a midget there??????

Anyroad i’m off up the shops..Have a good one you lot n you stalkers can kiss my arse !
Take care!

Over here son,on me head.

June 21, 2007


More stuff about the new footy stadium on the BBCs site today and another piece on the Evening posts site stating that we here in Clifton want this thing on our door steps.. I can only hope it boosts the house prices so i can sell at a massive profit and bugger off with a wad in my pockets.  As i don’t do footy it makes no odds where they stick the new ground but to loose a patch of green to build it just up the road from me makes me a NIMBY  we need shops not a football stadium!

Mind you with master B being in the construction trade i feel sure he would want to grab a few years work out of it! Perhaps if they knocked down the Co-Op and built on that ground i would feel better!

Even worse for my Bro who has been a County fan all his life to have that ground just up the road would stick in his craw,Lets hope it never happens eh bro?

Moving out to the countryside has got a bit closer to happening i can tell ya!

Have a good one..

Those salad days….

June 12, 2007

What is it with this cold calling stuff eh? Three calls today selling shite that no one in their right mind would buy over the phone,How soul destroying is that job eh?

Sorry Dave for shouting “What Now!” at ya.. I thought you were another one.

If any fucker comes to the door today peddling a shite product i shall unleash the dogs of war….

The healthy option for tonights meal as i am knocking up a chicken salad,mind you it’s a bit overcast so alfresco dining might be out,So a nice bottle of wine and some tasty bread will be waiting for the Lovely Mrs B when she gets home,And a nice quiet night in front of the tele is in order.

Anyroad i’m off to neck a chicken,have a good one and stay safe out there.

Noise pollution!

May 20, 2007

What is it with Sundays and folks trying to build a loft conversion with a load of old pallets and a sledge hammer..Fuck me if some twat near Barnze Towers has been hammering away for over two hours now,Disturbing my quiet time with his piss poor attempt at home improvement. Just pick up the yellow pages and call a builder for fucks sake!!!Ya cheap cunt!

A day of doing nowt is on the cards today,now that the hammering has stopped and things are quiet again apart from a local kid called Clorett who is crying again as she always does if she don’t get her way,things are back to normal Sunday mode.

What happened to those quiet Sundays when you could sit in the garden and listen to the birds singing with the village church bells ringing in the distance eh? A thing of the past now we have scrotes buzzing about on mini bikes off their crusts on drugs,and over weight chavvie mothers in ill fitting tracksuits shouting their brood in with a voice that would rip paint off a wall ! Just five rounds and a snipers rifle would restore peace.

I’m off to lie in a darkened room with my thoughts of chainsaws and baseball bats.