Archive for the ‘Noise’ Category

Midweek madness.

March 28, 2008

The street theatre kicked off last night, poor Mrs B did not get to sleep till well after 2am & i suppose it would have been worse for neighbours living closer to the epicentre of the music and door banging, The disturbance diary goes off to the council later today so that will make a good read for um on Monday.

I suppose with Summer just around the corner things are gunna get worse before it get’s better! Some folks just get fuelled up with too much ale and we all have to share in their domestic shit! Let’s hope they sober up and get a bit of spec init!

Plans still ongoing on the late Summer holiday venue so i am still in the dark on where we will be going..Crete was mentioned last night & i must say i do like the Greek people so any Greek isle will do me, The snap is good the wine is good but Greek music leaves me cold, a bit like bagpipe music does.. I hate bagpipes! Oh no!!!! What if the street theatre troupe start playing bagpipes??? That would force my hand hand i can tell ya!

Anyroad time for a shave n a shower in prep for tonight’s shift ..Have a good one you lot and let’s hope your neighbours let you sleep well eh?

Not much comfort for Mrs B but today i slept well!

Bit windy of late.

March 1, 2008

The camera is ready for tonight episode of the neighbourhood street theater..Saturdays are the best for such performances so we are ready. Mind you with having to get up at 5 am for the start of my day shifts i ain’t looking forward to getting disturbed so let’s hope it’s all quiet eh?

Mrs B is getting better by the day now and we went for a bit of a walk today to blow away

the cobwebs,We fancied a walk into Ruddington park but it was still very windy and as we

would have been out in the open it would have been cold up there,Roll on the warmer


Anyroad it’s time for dinner (Steak n chips) so i’m off,I hope you lot have a good weekend

and drink in moderation..You would not want to be roudy ay 2 am eh?

Take care.


Been out for a drink..Let’s piss off the neighbours!

February 28, 2008
I missed another episode of our local drunken street theatre last saturday..Makes a good read in the disturbance diary..Mind you not so good for the recovering Mrs B and the rest of the residents as it was 2:30 in the morning..What happened to respect?
We are gunna try n get some photos and an mp3 recording of the next episode.
My new PC is now at the quality control stage so not long now till it gets to me, Can’t be
quick enough i can tell ya.this system can’t post up on here too well.
Anyroad i’m off to shoot paint balls at cats in my garden!
Have a good one most of you.

Pooo can ya smell that?

January 27, 2008

A few weeks back our drains were blocked and we had a bloke come to rod them out at a cost of over 200 quid..well they are blocked again further up the line i reckon but it ain’t our turn to pay as our part of the system is clean..The neighbours are getting their length rodded on Monday..Till then Poooooooo!

Speaking of neighbours Mrs B and the next door neighbour were disturbed from their sleep once again from our resident noise maker on Saturday morning.. 01:00 in the morning with the banging of doors,Shouting and then after a bit of a lull the music at full volume again..Both Mrs B & our neighbour have got in touch with the council to get some official help in putting a stop to this shite. I’m just glad i was on the night shift…TWATS!

Anyroad i’m off to watch a few episodes of Only fools & horses..Have a good one ya plonkers.

Ahh the days off…

January 10, 2008

A bit a a bastard this week, well two shifts ok and two proper busy un’s, So i am well glad they are done, Mind you i have been woken up twice this week after a hard shift i flopped into bed just dropping off to sleep when some whelk with a white van decides to rev what sounds like a tank engine to fuck for 10 minutes every morning..For fucks sake get it serviced…. What all that is about i don’t know though someone said it’s something to do with penis size????? I reckon it’s just a pain in the arse..

A nice new piece of razor wire has been mounted on the perimeter fence here at Barnze Towers so if that don’t deter those flea ridden moggies from shitting on my patio they are gunna get some sore paws!

The lovely Mrs B has been busy looking up some holiday destinations on the interweb so i know that the festive season is well behind us now..Bring on the summer!

Anyroad i’m off for a shower now. Have a good one and Stay Safe.

That’s that then.

December 27, 2007

Well crimbo has been and gone, The bins are full off torn wrapping paper and crushed beer cans, Folks shouting at the top of their voices “Merry Christmas” and the odd firework going off and then nothing..The end of crimbo…Boxing day saw me get up quite early as us old folk tend to do..Off into Hood Town for a look around the shops and a pint in the Bell then a quiet night in with the lovely Mrs B..

I always reckon that crimbo becomes a thing of the past quicker than any other celebration & in my mind a good thing too.. Sadly Mrs B is back at the office today though i am not due back at the factory till Saturday morning.

Anyroad i hope you all had a good festive day..I’m off to polish my new car then i am gunna spend a few hours in front of my new 20 foot plasma tele whilst telling the time from my new rolex watch..

Notice to cold callers and salesmen…

November 20, 2007


I am on the night shift this week, Hence i sleep during the day after my long hard shifts, So pissing me off with calls to upgrade my phone contract will get you a gruff reply, And banging on my door with begging bags or fucking Avon catalogs will get me sticking my head from my sleeping chamber window requesting you “fuck off and get a proper job “, even if you are my local rep….. For fuck’s sake let me sleep! Three times today some twat has woken me up ringing or banging, Bad enough having a fucking disco at 3 am on a day shift now the world wants to shaft my sleep during the day!!!!!

In other news i am half way through this sleep deprived working week and with only three more shifts to do the weekend is getting to look good, It will be good to grab some quality time with the lovely Mrs B i can tell ya.

Anyroad i and my sleep deprived induced headache am off to the factory.

Have a good one most of you!

Acting the twat again..

November 18, 2007


Cheers to our latest neighbour for waking me up at 3am saturday morning!!!

Turn it down for fucks sake!

Still alive..just..

October 24, 2007

Well this week has been a bastard i can tell ya..A man down at the factory,I have had the lurgey all week so it has been work n bed..Honest i come home from a long hard days graft grab a bite to eat then straight into bed. i still feel like crap now,So tired even after a ten n a half hour sleep….

The lovely Mrs B has been in pain unall with her guts playing up (the doc say’s it could be a gallstone) and disturbing her sleep and wankers launching fireworks at all hours of the night don’t help!! But anyroad i now have the chance to catch up on some lost sleep & Mrs B has an appointment at the ossie for a scan early next month..

At the factory we have the new bosses coming in and the old ones goimg out so things  are

a bit fucked,Files are everywhere,new kit mixing up with old kit,stuff not where it should

be..Chaos is the word..And with me feeling like shite it all has been a bag of bollocks!

I am hoping by Saturday night things will have settled into a bit more of a cluster fuck!

Take care out there cuz theres allus some cunt ready to shaft you!

Ho ho no.

September 15, 2007

Merry Christmas signs up in the Co-Op today…Yeah like it makes me in the mood for it!!!

Mind you we now have a Jamacian food vendor up on the market and the dumplings are spot on! Nice one!

Little Grunt the hedghog has been scootling around our patio most evenings now and i managed a quick shot of his arse passing by our door the other night..

He makes a lot of noise so i reckon he must be shouting for a mate to breed with,Mrs B is putting out some food for them tonight and will have the camera ready so hopefully some better shots to come eh?

Anyroad i gotta get ready for my stint at the factory (A nice steady week is in order) now so i’m off..Oh i have brought my crew a new mug each as the ones we have are well past their best..Good news for the crew eh?

Have a good n safe weekend you lot.