Archive for the ‘Nutters’ Category

Latin thought of the week.

January 26, 2010

 

 

Aliquando et insanire iucundum est.

Ally ally aster,

July 17, 2009

Rain…More rain and a bit of drizzle, What happened to the heatwave the met office promised us eh? Mind you it’s good for the garden so not all bad news!

A nice lump of rib eye for my dinner tonight and a fresh rainbow trout for the lovely Mrs B,A  hedgehog potatoe and some sugar snap peas to round it up and sorted.

I have just read about this senseless attack on a bloke pushing a pushchair with his eight week old daughter in it..How fucked is that eh? Who would do something like that? Nothing and no one is immune from this kind of attack nowadays, i reckon you have got to be some special kind of nutter to do that kind of thing. Lets hope the attacker gets whats due eh?

Anyroad i’m off to slash my spuds. Have a good weekend and stay safe .

Seven days and counting…

June 16, 2009

Just one week today and we will be off to the sun,Back to the factory tomorrow night for the night shifts then I’m done, The lovely Mrs B finishes on Friday so we are well chuffed. Lets hope for a good week eh?

The weather is nice today though rain is forecast there is no sign of it yet,Perhaps an hour on the patio is in order?

Another stabbing here in Hood Town over the weekend, How shit is that, You just never know when your time is coming nowadays eh? Is it ever gunna end?

A nice sight earlier today as a flock of Blue Tits swooped in on our bird feeders,odd to see really as we normally only get the one pair come in, and i managed to hit the big fat ginger cat on the back today, A well aimed lob with a bottle opener (All i had at hand) hit the mark,Meee Owwwww!

Anyroad i’m off for a shower,take care out there you lot!

A swift un.

May 12, 2009

That’s the working week behind me and with a few cold ones out the front of the pub last night a good end to another hard week, now a few days off and a good start as i did not wake up till well after half ten today,I have been well looking forward to catching up on the sleep i can tell ya.

Outside catering tonight so no cooking for me..Nice!

Off out shopping with the lovely Mrs B on Friday,Mind you i had best slip on the kevlar vest as there is a sniper about in Bulwell not quite what you want while you are shopping.

Good to see the sun shining and the garden looking good,i even managed to get a little fat guz-gog of my bush before the birds and bugs got to it,The whole garden is in tip top condition (All Mrs Bs work) thanks to my watering skills.

Anyroad i am off for a brew now,Have a good one and mind you don’t cop a pellet in the eye if you are out and about in Hood Town.

Under the gun.

March 11, 2009

I have booked my two hours worth of pain up at the Tattooist’s for next Thursday, Dropped off my design today so i am well looking forward to that. He seemed chuffed with the design and quoted 120 quid for the job.Not a bad price for the amount of art work i reckon.

I am well into the Dark Tower audio books on my ipod,On book 3 at the moment and i can recomend um to ya,a good story so far and 5 more books to go.

Anyroad it’s time for a brew and a fist full of fags so i’m off.Have a good one and stay safe.

Barnze say’s.Message to the cunt who vandalised the statue of Robin Hood over the weekend..”Die ya bastard”.

I Ink therefore i am..

February 24, 2009

We now have a tattooist just up the road from me so i reckon it’s time for me to get some more skin art. And at 50 quid an hour i reckon it is good value, i have a few designs in mind so after my hols(Only 2 days away) i shall be booking myself an hours stint under the needle. I nipped in today to check it out and the bloke seems ok,More on this later i reckon.

Only 2 more sleeps till we fly off to the sun and with the cases packed all we have to do is grab um and go..Roll on.

Have a good one you lot and stay safe eh!

Just done.

November 17, 2008

Good to see the back of that stint at the factory,Douggie was missed,But not i have four days off it makes it worthwhile. Mind you saying that ,it is a full time job keeping the squirrel’s in nuts nowadays as we are bunging out a kilo a day to keep um happy,I reckon there aint a spot in the garden without a nut buried in it!

The garden gets busy this time of year but i reckon it’s worth the effort to keep the wild creatures in food eh!

Anyroad i’m off up to Mozzers for some shopping,Have a good one you lot and take care.

Armitage shanks..

August 21, 2008

Another poor victim of Hood Towns thuggery lies in a hospital bed today and another twat out on the street bragging his crimes.. what the fuck is wrong with folks today eh ?

And this daft twat is back in the news again..Bang him up ,Age is no excuse to be above the law.

What the fuck is wrong with folks nowadays eh? Seems to me that the whole of society is on it’s way down the toilet..A few twats have allus been about but now it looks like every street has one, we need a Robin Hood to put things right..Any takers?

Help you i can.

June 13, 2008

I just had a call from Dave the belt.. I am to be his mentor during his training , Kind of comfortable what with us knowing each other and with his experiance i can’t see it being long before he is up to speed. It will be good to have him on our crew. ” Have a good holiday mate and see ya next week.”

The ruby is cooking away down in the kitchen and the whole of Barnze Towers smells great from it. We do like a curry though the aftermath leaves a bit to be desired if ya know what i mean?

The lovely Mrs B is entertaining a few of her colleagues her at Barnze Towers on Saturday night and with a bit of luck one of them will bring the next boxed set of the avengers for me..”Feel free to borrow any of my stuff mate”.

I hope that Douggie is back at the factory on Saturday what with our gaffer being off for the weekend the lucky bastard, Mind you maz is on with us so all should go well.

Anyroad i’m off to stir the curry..have a good one and take care out there.

Warm days & sore pussys.

June 10, 2008

Well a bit of a busy week at the factory and what with the weather being nice we have been suffering but a few ice creams and cold cans of pop we got through..a bit of phone negotiations with Douggie from me has turned up trumps as he is seeing his GP on Wednesday and getting signed off ready for work on Saturday night..Nice one mate,You are badly needed on the shop floor.

A bit of an odd one earlier this week as some of the neighbours decided to nip around the back of Barnze Towers to admire our garden???  Mind you our security system and cctv soon picked um up.Some folks are just weird! Speaking of the garden, I have just taken delivery of some barbed wire to make my fence cat proof as we still get the stinking bird killing things climbing over..A few sore pussys once it is installed. The sonic device works well but i still don’t want the flea ridden moggies using my patio as a toilet so arming my fence should see an end to that! Oh and eating cats is good. They say it tastes like chicken. I wonder if they make good kababs?

A nice day again today so a good chance to get my washing out and if it holds out i may even get a bit of sun bathing done..Nice for us who work hard to get some doss time eh! What with our hols being just a few weeks away now it would be good to get some sun on my back as a primer for a week away.

My mate Dave the belt starts work at the factory this week and good news is he will be coming on to my team to replace the Ginger Mauler (who has had so much time off he has spent more time at home than work) so all is good there..You will enjoy the challenge Dave.

Anyroad time to get some washing in the machine so i am off..Have a good one dear reader and take care out there.