Archive for the ‘Nutters’ Category

Peaced out and full up.

May 19, 2008

Just got back from the pub after a pleasant walk along the Trent. Feeling full of good food and beer and relaxed after the stroll amongst the trees. The bird song down there was soothing to the mind and the gentle bubble of the river makes for a very relaxing walk.

A nice mixed grill for me and lemon and herb chicken for the lovely Mrs B went down a treat and with the excitement of Mrs B spilling her drink all over the table made for a good time. A bit of a quiet night in tonight cuz we are up early for the birds of prey in the morning. All in a nice few days spent together..Holidays just a few weeks away so all is well.

Young master B is well chuffed with his birthday prezzy and is happy with the choice of games we brought for all he has to do is get his room tidied up a bit and we all shall be chuffed..i ain’t holding my breath!

Anyroad i reckon i shall have another beer and catch up on the Avengers..Have a good one dear reader and stay safe.

Back to work.

April 11, 2008

Back to the factory tonight for the start of the night shifts,And another weekend at work, mind you next month is weekends off so it’s swings n roundabouts eh?

I read that another arrest has been made in this farce case, I hope they throw the book at them for acting such cunts!

The lovely Mrs B is out for a few bevvies with her colleagues tonight whilst i am grafting..Life can sometimes be a bastard eh?

No sign of the sewers going down as yet so another few days of that lousy stink in the garden.

Anyroad i’m off for a shower n that so you lot have a good weekend and stay safe

Midweek madness.

March 28, 2008

The street theatre kicked off last night, poor Mrs B did not get to sleep till well after 2am & i suppose it would have been worse for neighbours living closer to the epicentre of the music and door banging, The disturbance diary goes off to the council later today so that will make a good read for um on Monday.

I suppose with Summer just around the corner things are gunna get worse before it get’s better! Some folks just get fuelled up with too much ale and we all have to share in their domestic shit! Let’s hope they sober up and get a bit of spec init!

Plans still ongoing on the late Summer holiday venue so i am still in the dark on where we will be going..Crete was mentioned last night & i must say i do like the Greek people so any Greek isle will do me, The snap is good the wine is good but Greek music leaves me cold, a bit like bagpipe music does.. I hate bagpipes! Oh no!!!! What if the street theatre troupe start playing bagpipes??? That would force my hand hand i can tell ya!

Anyroad time for a shave n a shower in prep for tonight’s shift ..Have a good one you lot and let’s hope your neighbours let you sleep well eh?

Not much comfort for Mrs B but today i slept well!

I would do that….

March 27, 2008

Do you want fries with that?

Another dodgy case.

March 17, 2008

Yet again another weird one as a kid is found after being missing for 24 days..yeah right???? Sounds a bit roapy too me that one,no news on that Madeleine girl for a bit..They did it i reckon!

Mind you talk about about this local mob who nicked an empty ATM..Twats or what?

Some things just make ya wonder!

My last day off today so a bit of outside catering is in order..A nice kebab and a few beers,not too many though as i got to get up at 5..I hate the day shifts! Mind you an early one on Thursday as i got a dentist appointment..I love the dentist me!

Anyroad i’m off..keep watching the news as i reckon something big is gunna come out about that missing child.

Have a good one and take care out there.

Can you smell smoke?

March 14, 2008

One of our nutty neighbours has got a fire burning in their back garden..Nice one you twats..fires after 7 and now we have smoke as well as sewerage all over..

It takes gall.

February 15, 2008

Up early this morning as the lovely Mrs B had to get to the hospital for 7 and we had a cab booked for 6:30..Not nice having to leave her there i can tell ya but i had a call from her about half an hour ago telling me she was fine and visiting was 2 till 8 so i shall be nipping back in a bit..she say’s it is a bit sore but otherwise ok..Surgeons do a brill job eh?

 Just me n master B to cater for tonight so a trip up the chippy sounds good while Mrs B has ordered a chicken salad, just goes to show how different the private hospitals are eh? The rooms are like travellodge hotel rooms so no sharing and none of that pay per view tele (Fucking rip off that lark is) mind you they could have given us a twin room then i could have stayed the night! Still i get her home in the morning if all goes well then it’s plenty of r n r untill she is back up to speed..I have taken a couple of days ho;iday to see that all is well and with only two day shifts to do i shall be on call for the rest of the week.

Anyroad it’s time i was off up to visit lovely so i am gunna get going..Have a good on you lot and take care out there.

Barnze say’s “Thanks for taking care of lovely Mr Beckinham”


It smells like fish!!!!

February 13, 2008

A corker of a day today..still a bit cool but sunny so that makes me feel good..a nice bit of smoked haddock for dinner tonight so we should be farting well as we allus have mushy peas with it..

It is good to read that the Light nights promo in town is going well , I passed through

the square the other night and it looked brill what with the wheel and the lights in the

council house,Sadly i was without my camera!

Viva Nottsvegas!

It’s good to read some positive stuff after the shootings we had the other day..Mind you

don’t get too comfy cuz the nutters are still out there.

Anyroad i’m off for a chill in front of the tele..Have a good one.


Have you got the guts?

February 11, 2008
Apart from a few nut jobs to deal with the working week has gone by with no major hassle the lovely Mrs B is up at the hozzie at the weekend to have her gall bladder removed so i have a couple of days shifts off for the after care..I have been toldshe is getting a bell to ring for my assistance..I must get my hearing sorted out..
We hope the recovery goes well cuz as soon as she is back to full speed we shall be going on the Falconry weekend jaunt and we are both well looking forward to that!
Anyroad the day’s off are here again and i have a bit of biz to do finding someone to build
 my new pc for me,then i am gunna make a frankenstien system from my old one and young master B’s system so he can up grade from his duffer , I am well up for the messing about with them.. You never know i might just learn a bit of something.
Well i am off for a shower and an asprin as my man flu is still clinging on..
Have a good one you lot and take care out there.
Barnze say’s “You will be fine lovely”

You can get owt in Wilko’s!

January 29, 2008

Every time i go to Wilko’s i come out with something but a knife in the guts is something no one bargains for! It seems it’s a life n death thing now to nip up the shops for some wild bird seed……Mad world!!!!

Take care out there.