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Odd coppers….

October 29, 2007

Hey beggar’s…Fuck off…

What the hell has gone on in this country eh? What with folks coming up to me asking for

money then getting all pissed off when i tell um to fuck off or die?

Then theres the cunts asking for a smoke….Get a fucking job!

Apart from those twats things have been ok this week,I am feeling better though i am

still tired and the working week is going ok so far but i ain’t saying the Q word just yet!

Let me know when the new civil war starts will ya?

Anyroad time i read another load of bollocks about that McCann family… Oh and wait for the next flying pig to cross the skies..

Have a good one and mind ya backs !

Oh we never made it to the cinema on Friday as we were both too tired,so we grabbed

a meal and went for a beer instead,Spotted an old cancerous ghost from the past unall!

Barnze says ” I really dint notice it was you passing by the pub the other night!

If i had i would have shouted die you miserable vindictive cunt!”

Seven days to go…

May 31, 2007

Only seven days till i get to put my case for unfair dismissal to the employment tribunal and i am feeling confident that justice will be done, mind you winning the case don’t make up for the stress and shit i had to go through but at least they will be admitting guilt and i will get my good character restored,The ACAS people have been negotiating with the company that unfairly dismissed me to get some sort of settlement to drop the case but the offers have been insulting to say the least, i suppose i was lucky to find employment as quick as i did after a month of shit and having “Dismissed ” for the first time in over 15 years of doing this job ( With some top class references i must add) on my record ain’t what i call nice.

So the countdown begins to me getting my good name,respect & integrity restored & lets face it, it is my good fortune to have found employment so the time i was unemployed should not be taken into account when any offer of recompense is made but the company have come nowhere near to making good their mistake,It kind of makes me think that they ain’t taking the whole thing as serious as i am!

That month i was out of work was one of the worst months in one of the worst years i have lived through what with all the stress of losing both mine & Mrs B’s dads then the shit last November topped off with getting the sack was a lot to cope with,not that the company was a caring bunch at the best of times ,Anyroad another insulting offer today and another decline from me,i have informed my man of the ammount i will settle at and a reasonable sum it is in my view,so hopefully the messing about will stop and we can ether settle or meet up at the tribunal to hammer it out.

I had kind of put the whole thing out of my mind for a few weeks but now that things are getting nearer to getting sorted i can feel the bitterness i felt at the time creeping back so i will be well chuffed to see the back of the whole thing as i suppose the company will,not a good time on both sides i reckon.

Anyroad i am looking forward to getting the whole fucking mess sorted and to get on with my new job without having this shit around anymore.

Barnze says “Put things right”

Have a good one.

Was Lenny Henry ever funny?

March 16, 2007

As it’s Red Nose day today and all that sitting i baths full of baked beans has been done before i am doing a sponsored carry a spaghetti hoop around with you all day.No one knows about it so no money to be made and to tell the truth i ate the spaghetti hoop ages ago so another just an ordinary day here at Barnze Towers,Bollocks to red noses,when your unemployed ya need all the money you can get!

A quiet night in for me n the lovely Mrs B as young master B is out on the lash with his mates ,mind you before that i have the cleaning duties in the great hall to polish off & more admin work to get through but better that than a poke in the eye eh?

Anyroad i’m off to look for a job that don’t involve dusters.have a good weekend you lot and stay safe. Cheers to Bluntpixel for the cat pic,made me smile.

The ides of march..Mind ya backs!

March 15, 2007

I missed my stabbing by a few days but this day was a bit of a bastard for old Ceaser,mind you at least i dint get killed during my attack eh!,Four Dinners was asking earlier about my appeal but i have no news as yet as i am still waiting for the final decision from the folks at the factory,The whole thing just seems to drag it’s sorry bollocks as slow as it can,a bit like sitting in a doctors waiting room for 17 days. Gets ya down a bit but ya gotta keep smiling eh?

Anyroad during my business today i got another chance to bump into the lovely Mrs B for a kiss n a cuddle,brill how things like that happen i reckon,lifts the whole day something like that. As i can’t be arsed to cook owt today we are getting in some outside caterers so the worlds menu is at our fingers for tonights meal,and a couple of bottles of wine are chilling in the fridge as i type so it should be a nice quiet night in for us.

More admin work to do now so i’m off,have a good one dear reader and stay safe out there.

We lost….Again!

March 12, 2007

The Go-Lightly’s lost again at the bowling alley last night,Close games though and with the added bonus of the original G0-lightly team back together again,Good to catch up with Kwaig again so it was a good night all in and another re-match in the pipeline so the trophy can still come home.

Today i had to nip up to the job center and fuck me if i dint have all the stuff they needed,i knew that would happen!!!! Some right rough looking folks in there i can tell ya,not the sort of place ya wanna be! Seems to me that being unemployed makes you aggressive,rude and generally not a nice person,i wonder how long it takes before i get in that state??? It will be my first signing day tomorrow so i am well looking forward to mixing with those folks again…

The work is still going on in the market square but it looks just about done now,i can’t say i don’t like it as i haven’t spent much time there but it looks ok i reckon.I suppose it will grow on folks.

Anyroad i got a bit more paperwork to sort through so i’m off,Have a good one and stay safe.

The big day

March 7, 2007


It’s my appeal day tomorrow at the factory,Can you see um changing their minds? No me neither but it’s all gotta be done!

Help me i am drowning under a mountain of fucking paper work….

No words.

March 5, 2007

Howling at the moon.

March 5, 2007

Did ya see that lunar eclipse they other day? We watched in stages and managed to catch it at a brownish red color at one point,not a real spectacle but worth seeing i reckon!

It has been a quiet weekend for us here at Barnze Towers and it was good to spend some time with the lovely Mrs B,She has been a rock over the last few days though i may have been a bit pissed off(You know how shit builds up) at times she has kept things going smoothly. A couple of job applications now on their way to employers now so hopefully something will come good there! Tell ya what this unemployment lark can get ya down!

A bit of a late one for me last night as i got sucked into “The hills have eyes” again,mind you up at 8 this morning as i have a few things to do today. And not a bad morning by what i can see out of the windows .

Anyroad i gotta shoot off and get stuck into stuff,i hope you all had a great weekend take care and stay safe.

Are we there yet?

March 2, 2007


A lovely sunny morning today,mind you it’s a bit crisp out side and i reckon we had a bit of frost during the night as our sage plant looked a bit droopy when i nipped out to fill the bird feeding station. Days like this make me want to get amongst nature for a while perhaps we are due a few days up in the peaks?

I reckon it’s just me n young master B at the table tonight as the lovely Mrs B might be visiting a sick friend (Tripped over the cat and torn some ligaments in her leg! I might have laughed a bit Clare,Sorry!) after work and that involves a meal and a bottle of wine at the least, So outside catering is in order a few beers and a blood spattered movie sounds good to me. A bit of male bonding seems to go ok with the removal of a limb with a welding torch.

Another job application form on the mat this morning and all the paper work from the job center so a bit of admin work to be done today,don’t ya just love it?

Anyroad before i get stuck into that it’s time for a bucket of tea and a hand full of fags…

Have a good Friday and an even better weekend folks and Stay Safe there’s another killer on the loose!

Unemployed and seeking employment..

February 28, 2007

Today i am officially unemployed as i have passed on all my details to the job center all i need now is a hoodie and a track suit and i’m sorted. Respec init!

The Go-lightly drinking team have another bowling night soon so it will be good to catch up with the lads n lasses again and maybe even get to lift the trophy again. My skills have come on since i have been tutored by the lovely Mrs B (The holder of the “It’s only a game” trophy at the moment.) so i will be playing a blinder.

Faggots for dinner today with mash tater n mushy peas so a bit of wind coming our way,Not that Mrs B ever farts!

Anyroad i’m off up the shops for some bisto,Have a good one folks and stay safe out there.