Archive for the ‘Pain’ Category

Yes it does hurt.

May 22, 2009

As promised here is the latest snap of my back piece..It’s gunna be a long job to get it finished as i am now leaving it till after my hols, Well chuffed with it at the moment though i am well looking forward to the end product! It’s coming on well i reckon! And a nice tribute to the Lovely Mrs B, The Queen of my heart. As i often say “Ain’t love grand?”

There should be a quicker way of getting a full back job i reckon, The waiting is killing me!

Anyroad just a quick update on how it’s going and i am not all that chuffed with the picture quality so when the latest one has healed i will post another pic. Even in close up the detail is just to scabby to make out but take it from me it will be brill when it is healed!

Have a good weekend you lot and take care. I’m off to wake the birthday boy after his night on the lash. Some pleasure in that i reckon…

Unveiled.

March 19, 2009

Just got back from the tattooist’s,Well chuffed with his work i can tell you and only 2 and a bit hours under the gun,I was surprised how little it hurt being as my last one was over 20 years ago and hurt like hell. This time it was quite a pleasurable pain, if there is such a thing?

That’s the piece above,A nice centrepiece for what i have planned for a larger work. I have had it in mind for ages but when the shop opened just up the road it gave me the motivation to start. Well chuffed!

Anyroad i’m off to rub some soother in my back.Have a good one and take care.

Under the gun.

March 11, 2009

I have booked my two hours worth of pain up at the Tattooist’s for next Thursday, Dropped off my design today so i am well looking forward to that. He seemed chuffed with the design and quoted 120 quid for the job.Not a bad price for the amount of art work i reckon.

I am well into the Dark Tower audio books on my ipod,On book 3 at the moment and i can recomend um to ya,a good story so far and 5 more books to go.

Anyroad it’s time for a brew and a fist full of fags so i’m off.Have a good one and stay safe.

Barnze say’s.Message to the cunt who vandalised the statue of Robin Hood over the weekend..”Die ya bastard”.

Credit Crunch with milk and sugar.

January 6, 2009

I have just been reading about how the so called Credit Crunch is affecting us here in Hood Town with the Tales of Robin Hood on the brink of collapse.. How crap is that eh? I never really thought the place was all that good but we do need it to stay open..Perhaps a move up into the castle grounds will do it some good???

 Oh and nipping into our local Wollies was an eye opener yesterday.. They have even sold the shelving??? Mind you i must say that over the years i must have spent well over 20 quid in there so no loss to me,Bad news for those who have lost their jobs though.

As i have been getting a few Migraines/Headaches lately Mrs B is going to book me in for an eye test (It could be a tumor) to see if my mincers are at fault, And with 2 pairs of glasses for 75 quid i reckon now is the time to go blind.. I reckon i will go toSpecsavers!!!

I missed out on catching up with Ken the Bubble due to me working and him & his family having to travel around visiting family, Maybe next year i will visit you mate,Hey ya never know?

Anyroad time i continued my search for some free Goon Shows..Have a good on and keep watching the skies..Their here!

In and out like Ronnie Biggs.

September 16, 2008

Just back from the dentists..Good bloke my man knowing that i don’t like the place i was in and out in 10 minutes minus a tooth and plus a numb face… All for under 50 quid…Mmmm i could think of a lot more i could do with that 50!

The above image was knicked from me mate Pinksy’s site, Kind of gives me one of those evil genius smiles to look at it as i never supported um and the crew in there hated me for it.. Fuck um. The rest of the shops here are making a packet at the moment as i hear the new Morrisons will not be trading until mid November, Not that it will bother us cuz we do our monthly shopping online and only use the local shops for fresh stuff, veg, fruit etc but i reckon that will change once Mozzers is up and running, A customer gain for them and a bonus for us as i do like to shop rather than key in my order. Bring it on.

As i am missing a tooth i shall be munching on a few wild mushrooms in a broth tonight while the rest of the crew enjoy some jerk chicken..I might be able to force a bit of it down me if i am lucky..i love jerk chicken me.

Anyroad the numbness in my face is easing off so i am off to take a couple of pain killers to ease the pain and nip on the settee for a bit of a nod. Have a good one you lot and take care out there. Oh i i managed to bowl a tomato at that filthy black cat today,I only wish i had a brick at hand. Meee Owwwww! I hope our resident squirrel has its fucking eyes out.

Ouch!!!

August 14, 2008

I bust a tooth early last week..It got infected and i just struggled through a working week of pain..proper pain but ya can’t do enough for a good boss i say! Off to the dentists now….Got antibiotics now so this swelling and pain will soon be gone..Talking about doing the extra 10% for a good boss , i put in many an extra 10 for my old boss and he still stabbed me in the back..Through fear i reckon!

Keeping the axe on the grindstone!

Mindless.

June 13, 2008

But fucking funny.

 

Spot on.

June 5, 2008

The last day off before the shifts start again and a nice day it is apart from that black cat stalking the birds again..Fucking vermin!

Last nights meal went well and as it is my last day off we are going for some outside catering tonight so who know what we will be having? Oh and i have a spot forming just above my right eyebrow..I wonder if i am going through puberty? I never suffered much from spots as a kid so i reckon having one now ain’t all that bad, Mind you i must admit i have had a go at it but no joy apart from giving myself some pain..We never learn eh?

Hey have you had a go on those Coinstar machines that are popping up in supermarkets? a good way of getting rid of your change. We bung all our coppers in a tin until it is just about too heavy to carry then take um to Asda (Wal-Mart) and bung um in..A good idea i reckon,Some charity gets a percentage so everyone is happy..Hey i am doing my bit! I reckon i have another tenner for our next trip! Oh and ya can allus find a foreign coin or two in the reject tray..Found some euros on our last visit..Free money can’t be all that bad can it?

Anyroad as it is warm n sunny i reckon i am gunna get out on the patio for a read and a bit of nature, Plenty of stones at hand just in case the local flea ridden moggies make an appearance.

Have a good one!

 

 

A few weeks to go.

May 29, 2008

Another migraine today..Arse! It’s not a tumor! Back to the factory tonight and we have a new bod in to cover for Douggie who is recouping at home after his op.Get well soon mate we need you back on the shop floor.

Only a few week now till our holiday down in Somerset though this month sees me at the factory every weekend so no quality time with the lovely Mrs B unless she takes a few days hol mid week that is..hey ya never know! Anice Shepherds Pie cooking away down in the kitchen for the family’s evening meal..Mrs B does like my cooking though second helpings mostly go to young master B who will eat it cold???? How gross is that?

I am in need of a hair cut butSpeedys was closed the other day when i nipped up so i am hoping Mrs B will give me a trim over the weekend.We have some clipper so a quick job apart from the “Are you going on holiday this year?” and “Something for the weekend?” chat that is part of the ritual of home hair cutting here at Barnze Towers.

Anyroad it’s time for a shower and a shave in readiness for tonight’s shift.have a good one you lot.well most of you, the others (They know who they are) can fuck off and die. Stay safe and take care eh?

 

Absolute hatstand.

May 15, 2008

Another mental shift last night and by 2 am we were all well chuffed to see the back end of the work going out. Mind you we did get a good view of the fire across the way from us..thank fuck the smoke never came our way..That’s all ya need after a hard shift. I suppose the firemen will be crowing about the first bit of work they have had to do this year.. Perhaps another strike for 40 grand a year is looming now they have had to get out of bed and do a bit!

I had a bastard of a migraine last night but managed it with a fist full of pain killers, and once the flashing had gone away i plodded on with a belting head ache, an aching neck and a taste like i had an old copper penny stuck in the back of my throat.. Those of you unlucky enough to suffer these things will know just how much pain they cause. Still a bit groggy from it now over 12 hours later..More pills i reckon.

Only two shifts to go this week so the days off are on their way.Mrs B is out for a beer or two with her colleagues on Friday whilst i shall be having a cup of char with mine..Somethings just ain’t right eh?

Yesterday was the beginning of ” Be Nice To Nettles Week ” now that’s a good week for us as we have a small Nettle patch for the caterpillars and butterflys to feed on and lay their  eggs on cuz we do like to promote nature, unlike cat owners who allow their filthy beasts to shit in other folks gardens and kill anything the stinking flea ridden bastards can jump on!

I wonder if anyone in my neighbourhood is going to enjoy ” Noise Action Week ‘ next week..it’s all about spec init?

Anyroad i am off for some medication and a brew..Have a good one, the weekend is on it’s way!