More to come???

After getting rid of the frozen snow i now hear that there is more to come,What about this Global warming they are always banging on about eh? Aint we here in England supposed to be warming up!!Seas rising and all that…Bolocks to that it’s perishing!

Mind you our thoughts are on the sunshine holidays..Just planning at the moment but its a good feeling looking at the temp guides on the interweb. I fancy a bit of a Greek isle this year..Ya never know Ken it may be your place this time.

Things are slowly changing for the good at the factory,though me n Douggie copped a loose bit of work the other day,a few more safety devices are needed.

The scooter has enjoyed getting out and about again but the starting problem is pissing me right off,Time for a service i reckon…No not church you fools!!!!

Anyroad i am off up the shops for a haircut and a bit of stuff for dinner….Thake care and stay safe out there,,Oh aint that DNA testing brill.

The found weekend.

The rest days are here again and a weekend off with the lovely Mrs B is to be enjoyed,And after a bleak, rainy,dark working week we are both looking forward to it,A roaring fire and a nice meal will soothe away the weeks graft i reckon.

Did you see that programme The execution of Gary Glitter the other week? I reckon it was brill and as one of the 54% of this country’s population in favor of the death penalty i reckon it must have poked a few thoughts into the heads of the other 46%.You still have a bit of time to watch it by clicking the link above,I must add that i have been to two of Gary’s concerts in the far distant past and he was the leader, a brilliant entertainer..Shame you turned out so wrong Gary,Even more of a shame you are still predating!

Onto a more lighter note crimbo is only a few weeks away and i have the luxury of being rostered off this year,i wonder if there will be anything in my stocking,i have been a good lad all year…..Honest i have!

Anyroad i have some shopping to do for tonight’s meal so i am off, Have a good weekend,snuggle up and keep warm with the one you love…That’s what i am gunna do.

Take care and stay safe,

A bruse and a crying pussy.

A shit week at the factory and i have come away with a belter of a bruse as a piece of work got loose and gave me a whack…Ouch! Mind you with only one weeks work to do till the holiday the pain aint all that bad. We were working two members down for two days so there was bound to be problems! 150 % you can put in but ya just can’t cover that extra 50%.

Well ready for some time off i can tell ya!

We were disturbed by the big fat ginger cat last night as it struck up one of the those baby crying noises they make..By the time i got outside the fat bastard had buggered off. Folks who insist on keeping the flea ridden things should get um indoors at night as they are prone to getting a stone lobbed at um here at Barnze Towers. I have set up a canch of stones nearer the door now giving me the extra edge. Time to get some paint balls in the freezer i reckon.

Anyroad i have got some shopping to do and inspiration to find for todays dinner so i am off. If you have one keep your pussy behind closed doors.

Done n dusted.

Another working week gone by and news of a few changes in management, All for the better if you ask me, nothing official as yet but some changes for the common good coming up, I like change me, kind of gives a bit of extra motivation i reckon, more on this as things unfold but the rose tinted glasses are ready for wearing again i reckon! Life is good. Oh and a reduction in working hours would be nice boss…

Douggie is on holiday next week and Maz is back from hers so we still have a hired gun on our crew for a while, it gets like this every year during the summer months, we all need holidays eh? Mine ain’t to far away now!

Changes at the lovely Mrs Bs office also so it’s all on here at Barnze Towers..Hey a few extra quid never goes amiss eh?

The new tattoos are healing well so i shall post a pive of the full work once it has all come good.

Anyroad i am off up to the shops for a few items that i have forgotten,Mrs B asked me to pick up a few things yesterday but i have no idea what she asked for!!!! Hey i have been to bed since then! I shall ring her to ask what the hell i am supposed to get.

Have a good one you lot and take care out there.

A Lovely Day.

 

How nice is it to have the sun shining down eh? Gives me a chance of topping up the tan in prep for the holiday. Mrs B has nipped up to the hairdressers for the holiday trim then we are off into Hood Town for a spot of shopping,might even grab a cold one in the Bell if i behave…

Also it is good to see frogs back in the garden,Lets hope that they and the hedgehogs scoop up all the slugs and snails eh? The garden  is looking lush now that we have had a few days of sun on it,Mind you those of you with lawns will be cursing it as the grass grows so fast that you can almost watch it grow.

Anyroad i’m off for a shower then into town,have a good weekend you lot and enjoy the sun.

I have got crabs..

Have you ever prepared a cooked crab? Disgusting i can tell ya,I normally get a dressed crab ready to eat but the shop had none so i got myself a whole one,What a load of mucking about that was,I ain’t doing that again,What with having to rip it open by hand n all that, Loads of mucking about for very little meat. Mind you i have seen it done in a proper shop by the sea and they bang um out in a matter of seconds, Perhaps it’s just me?

Me and the lovely Mrs B did some shopping today,i got myself a couple of shirts for the holidays,Mrs B got bugger all! And it rained then hail then a cold wind..When is the summer gunna start?

Anyroad i am off for a crab sarnie,Have a good one!

A swift un.

That’s the working week behind me and with a few cold ones out the front of the pub last night a good end to another hard week, now a few days off and a good start as i did not wake up till well after half ten today,I have been well looking forward to catching up on the sleep i can tell ya.

Outside catering tonight so no cooking for me..Nice!

Off out shopping with the lovely Mrs B on Friday,Mind you i had best slip on the kevlar vest as there is a sniper about in Bulwell not quite what you want while you are shopping.

Good to see the sun shining and the garden looking good,i even managed to get a little fat guz-gog of my bush before the birds and bugs got to it,The whole garden is in tip top condition (All Mrs Bs work) thanks to my watering skills.

Anyroad i am off for a brew now,Have a good one and mind you don’t cop a pellet in the eye if you are out and about in Hood Town.

With a bit of luck..

No more snow though the forecast says more to come, I hope not!

Another brill piece of art from Questionmarc up on the website, A classic photo of the warden next to the piece i reckon.

Excellent work and a well taken photo.

Back to the factory tomorrow for the last night shifts before the winter hols so a good frame of mind to kick off with eh? That holiday feeling helps ya get through the working week with a smile i reckon.Bring me sunshine!

Take care out there and if you are nipping up to the shops don’t forget to ask ya neighbours if they want owt.. Not everyone is happy to skate up the road you know!

A rest.

Three extra days off on this stint of rest days and i reckon we are off to the theatreon Saturday for a bit of comedy am dram,Arsenic & old Lace and perhaps a meal after.. it has been a while since we did a theatre night cuz there aint been much up our street of late so we are looking forward to it.

I reckon it will be soon time to dust off the suitcase and pack ready for our Winter break in the sun, Well up for a weeks doss beside a pool i can tell ya!

We are a man down on our crew at the factory so we are hoping to get the spot filled as soon as we can,Our latest member just could not hack it and left after a few days..The youth of today just don’t want good honest graft.

We had yet another letter telling us that Nottingham County Council about our drains being blocked again..another scam to skank us for money as both us and our neighbours have paid private company’s to clean our drains we don’t see why we should pay again for a blockage further up the line..Fucking rip off i reckon!!!! This shit has been going on for months now,Do they really think i need a letter telling me not to put engine oil of nappies down the bog? No car, no babies here for fucks sake!

Anyroad i am off to the shops for a few lamb cutletts for dinner,And a pleasure it is shopping nowadays!

Have a good one and stay safe eh?

Credit Crunch with milk and sugar.

I have just been reading about how the so called Credit Crunch is affecting us here in Hood Town with the Tales of Robin Hood on the brink of collapse.. How crap is that eh? I never really thought the place was all that good but we do need it to stay open..Perhaps a move up into the castle grounds will do it some good???

 Oh and nipping into our local Wollies was an eye opener yesterday.. They have even sold the shelving??? Mind you i must say that over the years i must have spent well over 20 quid in there so no loss to me,Bad news for those who have lost their jobs though.

As i have been getting a few Migraines/Headaches lately Mrs B is going to book me in for an eye test (It could be a tumor) to see if my mincers are at fault, And with 2 pairs of glasses for 75 quid i reckon now is the time to go blind.. I reckon i will go toSpecsavers!!!

I missed out on catching up with Ken the Bubble due to me working and him & his family having to travel around visiting family, Maybe next year i will visit you mate,Hey ya never know?

Anyroad time i continued my search for some free Goon Shows..Have a good on and keep watching the skies..Their here!