Archive for the ‘Smells’ Category

Feel the heat…

November 8, 2009

We had a belting time last night around at Mass’s place and it was good to catch up with some old mates and meet some new one’s,The food went down well unall.

Me n Master B spent a few hours playing with the fire,and went home stinking but happy after getting rid of Mass’s lopped trees and opps that fence panel….I even got an invite to a catch up with a gang of old muckers but sadly i am working that night and have no hols left so can’t attend..maybe next time?

Today is just chill out time as i am back at the factory tonight for the start of the night shifts including the dreaded Manic Monday night shift,We all hate that one i can tell ya.

Anyroad just a quicky as i am off on the interweb to chase up my pension…Age is brill ain’t it?

Have a good one you lot .

Stew Weather.

November 3, 2008

As the days get colder as we go on towards crimbo i have decided it’s stew time .. The pot is simmering down there in the kitchen and the smell is brill.we get a good couple of days feed out of that one pot and with a few dumplings in i reckon it’s one of the good things about this time of year.

It’s National Dyslexia week this week so thank fuck for spell checkers eh..not that i don’t use it all the time as my spelling is shite at the best of times..

A bit of a rough time coming up at the factory as we need to set on a couple of bods before the crimbo rush and i reckon we will be a man down for a few weeks at least..Shit happens eh?

Anyroad i’m off to stir the stew.Have a good one and take care out there.

Help you i can.

June 13, 2008

I just had a call from Dave the belt.. I am to be his mentor during his training , Kind of comfortable what with us knowing each other and with his experiance i can’t see it being long before he is up to speed. It will be good to have him on our crew. ” Have a good holiday mate and see ya next week.”

The ruby is cooking away down in the kitchen and the whole of Barnze Towers smells great from it. We do like a curry though the aftermath leaves a bit to be desired if ya know what i mean?

The lovely Mrs B is entertaining a few of her colleagues her at Barnze Towers on Saturday night and with a bit of luck one of them will bring the next boxed set of the avengers for me..”Feel free to borrow any of my stuff mate”.

I hope that Douggie is back at the factory on Saturday what with our gaffer being off for the weekend the lucky bastard, Mind you maz is on with us so all should go well.

Anyroad i’m off to stir the curry..have a good one and take care out there.

A falcon day out.

May 4, 2008

We have now set the date for our falconry day..So we are well looking forward to that ! been a long time coming but with the lovely Mrs B having her op & the recouping after, it’s got here..How good will it be to hunt with a falcon an your arm eh?

And the first holiday is not far away from that day out so loads of good times ahead!

I think i can smell the dinner cooking down stairs so i am off to see if there is owt i can pick at..Have a good one and stay safe.


April 17, 2008

It was good to grab a few beers with the crew from the factory yesterday, and even better to have a few with the lovely Mrs B after.. Some nice Barnsley chops and a jacket spud last night, and Faggots n mash tonight!

The drains seem to be ok now though i don’t know if anyone has sorted um,we have not had any notification so i reckon it was done by a home owner, at least the stink has gone now!!

Oh and it’s good to see Heros back on the tele after a long break,well pissed off there ain’t a catch up programme though!

Take care out there.



Back to work.

April 11, 2008

Back to the factory tonight for the start of the night shifts,And another weekend at work, mind you next month is weekends off so it’s swings n roundabouts eh?

I read that another arrest has been made in this farce case, I hope they throw the book at them for acting such cunts!

The lovely Mrs B is out for a few bevvies with her colleagues tonight whilst i am grafting..Life can sometimes be a bastard eh?

No sign of the sewers going down as yet so another few days of that lousy stink in the garden.

Anyroad i’m off for a shower n that so you lot have a good weekend and stay safe

Well bugger me.

April 10, 2008

We had a letter from the council this morning telling us our drains are shit shirlock! oh & it’s down to us to get um fixed..well let me tell them that from our end (The start of the sewer) to the house three doors up the pipes have been jetted 5 times this fucking year ya fucking numpty’s..Both the council and Severn trent are off this planet!!! Mind you the letter did state that the blockage is further up the line but it’s no good telling me that just get it sorted!!

On the good news side we saw grunt the hedgehog the other night as he must have just woken from hibernation. He looked fit and well fat so that’s good to see.

The bowling night with the Go lightlys was canceled due to sickness amongst the team so another time to be sorted,it gets harder as we all work oppasite shifts nowadays. I reckon there is loads of goss from the old factory to catch up on and an e-mail just don’t cut it!

Anyroad it’s time i boned the fish for tonights meal (Oo Errr Misses) so i’m off.Have a good one you lot and stay safe.

It’s that stink again!

April 8, 2008

The sewers are backing up again..honest, One of the neighbours came round last night to tell us he had once again had a problem with the drains & this morning we got the stench back.. The neighbour has been on to Severn Trent but they say it ain’t their problem, Mind you they would say that after being nicked for fraud . There has to be a major fuck up somewhere down the line but Seven Trent don’t want to admit it is their fault.Customer service???? I’ve shit um!

It’s official…Lady Di is still dead, After spending over 10 million quid the news is out.She is fucking dead now let Di lie!

Oh and those McCann’s are back in the news..i reckon they did but my opinion ain’t worth a toss, Mind you Maddie was spotted in Tenerife last week so i might see Kate & Jerry by the pool in the summer eh? Cunts!

Anyroad i’m off up the shops for some veg so i’m off..Have a good one you lot.

Oh and keith…Here’s my card!

Keep the home fires burning…

March 15, 2008

Still got smoke blowing all over from the neighbours fire..And the drain men are here again.. Anice smell all in.

According to the drain men our strip of the line is ok but there is a problem somewhere further up the road..little comfort to us what with the stink n all that!

Oh and the lovely Mrs B has misplaced one of her slippers??? What a to do eh?

A quiet night in tonight with a few beers and a steak..Nice.

Have a good one you lot!

Can you smell smoke?

March 14, 2008

One of our nutty neighbours has got a fire burning in their back garden..Nice one you twats..fires after 7 and now we have smoke as well as sewerage all over..