Open the vent…

I.T Faults that can never happen…Stein!

You wanna hang your head in shame you two bob, jumped up, default, twat..You ain’t fit to kiss my shit let alone any of those who work with you arses.I would have said work for you but you ain’t a gaffer you are the bloke who was there at the time the job was up for grabs.. The default !

Managers …..I have worked for some top class gaffers, who would have seen right through you, so you use the title loosely ,you out of your league cunt.. I remember you telling me that you had learned a lot from the other twat…I hope you learn well cuz he was a bigger twat than you at that time.

Wear the crown well..Avoid me if you see me cuz if i bump into you i will most certainly let you know of your failings and my thoughts on you calling me Malicious.. Shame on you! Ya two faced cunt!

Fuck you and those who kiss your arse. Die a slow lingering death.

Keep on popping in you twat..Maybe i will vent again eh? You should be reading this before lunch time according to the stats on my site meter..Two hits this morning so i am due one before lunch..enjoy your day..Mine is a good one.

Barnze Say’s ” Spleen vented…For now…. ”

Good to see you visited at 13;23 ….see ya about 16 ;30 eh?

Hahahahahahaha..another visit at 13:37..Hahahahahahaha..wanker!

And again at 14:21….. Get it down ya.

And again at 14:51..Then again at 15:23..time for one more hit before knock off eh?

One the best days for hits from you..8 so far……You Twat!!!

Yet another at 16:07…..

I still hate you.

Happy days…..Feel the pain you bastard. SOMETIMES YOU JUST GET A HAPPY MOMENT SEEING A CUNT FROM THE PAST IN PAIN..LONG MAY YOU SUFFER.

As black as Dicks hatband…

Well the rain has arrived and it is cooling the air a bit..perhaps a better sleep tonight?

Just got back from the Co-Op and the staff told me the deal with Tesco has gone tits up and the shop is remaining with the Co-Op…bastard! Sometimes things just don’t go to plan eh? The gutted feeling reminds me of the cunts at the old factory! I hope the reprieve ain’t for too long!

And the rain has stopped.. Fuck me if the whole day is a bag of bollocks!

Close but no cigar eh?

Send out the clowns.

Good news as another pier is destroyed..Yet another place where those evil clowns perform.  A win for the forces of good i reckon.

Speaking of clowns the street theater has been quiet lately but i think we have a new cast of characters and they seem to have just settled into the quiet life around here..a good thing i reckon.

The promised storm never got here and although its a bit cloudy today it is still warm.gives me chance to get my smalls out on the washing line.

I noticied yesterday when i was up at the Co-Op that it is getting more like a store in Zimbabwe what with all the empty shelves and staff with faces like smacked arses.. Mind you every little change up there brings joy to my heart.

Have a good one you lot. The others can die in pain…

Poor parking…Made me smile.

Well we are half way into this weeks stint at the factory and all has gone well so good news there..even better news is some daft fucker on one of those mobility wagons has managed to drive under a lorry here in Hood Town..Laugh or what? Ban the fucking things i say!

Not disabled..Just a fat fuck!

Still no news from the Co-Op about the changes but no news is good news eh? I bet some of the deadwood staff there can feel the grim reapers breath on their necks.. Soon …It’s coming soon!

Oh and it seems someone in long Eaton as a cat shitting in his garden big time and is getting his revenge…Can’t fault him really.

Anyroad i am off for a bucket of tea and a fist full of fags.

Have a good one most of you..

Open the vent…

I.T Faults that can never happen…Stein!

You wanna hang your head in shame you two bob, jumped up, default, twat..You ain’t fit to kiss my shit let alone any of those who work with you arses.I would have said work for you but you ain’t a gaffer you are the bloke who was there at the time the job was up for grabs.. The default !

Managers …..I have worked for some top class gaffers, who would have seen right through you, so you use the title loosely ,you out of your league cunt.. I remember you telling me that you had learned a lot from the other twat…I hope you learn well cuz he was a bigger twat than you at that time.

Wear the crown well..Avoid me if you see me cuz if i bump into you i will most certainly let you know of your failings and my thoughts on you calling me Malicious.. Shame on you! Ya two faced cunt!

Fuck you and those who kiss your arse. Die a slow lingering death.

Keep on popping in you twat..Maybe i will vent again eh? You should be reading this before lunch time according to the stats on my site meter..Two hits this morning so i am due one before lunch..enjoy your day..Mine is a good one.

Barnze Say’s ” Spleen vented…For now…. ”

Good to see you visited at 13;23 ….see ya about 16 ;30 eh?

Hahahahahahaha..another visit at 13:37..Hahahahahahaha..wanker!

And again at 14:21….. Get it down ya.

And again at 14:51..Then again at 15:23..time for one more hit before knock off eh?

One the best days for hits from you..8 so far……You Twat!!!

Yet another at 16:07…..

I still hate you.

It’s that stink again!

The sewers are backing up again..honest, One of the neighbours came round last night to tell us he had once again had a problem with the drains & this morning we got the stench back.. The neighbour has been on to Severn Trent but they say it ain’t their problem, Mind you they would say that after being nicked for fraud . There has to be a major fuck up somewhere down the line but Seven Trent don’t want to admit it is their fault.Customer service???? I’ve shit um!

It’s official…Lady Di is still dead, After spending over 10 million quid the news is out.She is fucking dead now let Di lie!

Oh and those McCann’s are back in the news..i reckon they did but my opinion ain’t worth a toss, Mind you Maddie was spotted in Tenerife last week so i might see Kate & Jerry by the pool in the summer eh? Cunts!

Anyroad i’m off up the shops for some veg so i’m off..Have a good one you lot.

Oh and keith…Here’s my card!

Can i have my money back?????

There i was sleeping away when some loon with a touch like an elephant is banging on my front door waking me up…Severn Trent Water have got a problem..Tell me about it i say, it’s cost me over 200 quid to try n get it sorted you cunts…. The drains are backing up again! Makes me wonder if i can get my cash refunded off um???

Now i’m gunna be trying to do a few shits to give um something to play with whilst they have the manholes open..serves um right for denying the blame in the first place eh?

 A bit of shopping to do today and if speedys barbers is open a hair cut is in order. Good news on the Co-Op front as i hear the bingo place is still gunna close but has a few months to go as plans are still waiting to be finalised…Sooner the better for me!

Anyroad i’m off for a dump…..Have a good one you lot and take care out there.

Stephanie reincarnated..

Well the working week is two shifts in and most of us are working well apart from one who is just a burden..Our team gaffer is on the case now so we should see some improvement. Is it just me or do most of us want to do the job they are paid for ?

A good fall of snow last night but it was too wet to form a winter wonderland but nice to see i reckon, Time to dig the hat out now i think as my tabs were perished last night.

Anyroad back to the factory now so have a good one you lot !

That’s entertainment (A good song by the way)

A knock on the door from the postie woke me this morning as i took delivery of the Simon Mitchell art i won in a LeftLion competition a few weeks back,Not a bad way to start the day eh? My little collection of original art is growing slowly & it is now on display in the great hall (Untill Mrs B moves it up to the east wing) for all visitors to see. Well chuffed!

Off out on the town tonight to catch up with Dino & his pals at the Royal Center and grab a bite to eat,one of those feel good days that come along (With top planning by Mrs B) every few weeks. There’s not much can match a good bit of music with the one you love eh? That’s amore!

A wet tea bag caught a killer cat in the guts in the garden today as i sprang into action at seeing the dirty evil fucker creeping about stalking the birds, What use is a pet if your just gunna leave it to go feral? Keep the stinking things indoors if you feel the need to have one,better still cook it up n eat it!

I am still getting hits from those with bad intent,most days i spot an ip address from an unwelcome scrote,I reckon they have to keep coming to see if i have blessed them with a mention,most of um are out of luck though,Mind you a few do get a Stephanieum Award for the piss poor service they have offered me so if you are one of um keep popping in cuz ya never know.

Anyroad it’s time for a brew and a fist full of fags,so i’m off,Have a good one & stay safe out there, most of you.

Chill.

What was the weather doing yesterday?? We here in Hood Town had the years weather in a day,Sun shine & warm then rain,hail,snow,cold winds all in the space of a few hours..Weird i reckon.

I have just updated my CV with the words “dismissed for bringing a company’s name into disrepute ” kind of sticks in ya craw when thats exactly what they have done to me eh? Mind you now i just have to get on with the new job and let the tribunal folks do the rest,Shame it all happened as it did and i suppose i should have seen it coming but shit happens. I shall of course be keeping in touch with my mates and am looking forward to the next bowling night,Give me a bit of time and i reckon we could have a team from my factory playing a team from the old one ( i still have a couple of Ken the Bubbles old trophy’s to recycle .) now that would be a good match. I have awarded the Stephanieum to the decision makers for their mistake and though i am still pissed off at what has been done to me i am putting it down to experience.

Anyroad enough of that for now as i have water caltrops to prepare for tonights meal and yet even more admin work to do so i’m off,Hope your weekend was a good as mine,Take care and stay safe.