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Open the vent…

June 20, 2011

I.T Faults that can never happen…Stein!

You wanna hang your head in shame you two bob, jumped up, default, twat..You ain’t fit to kiss my shit let alone any of those who work with you arses.I would have said work for you but you ain’t a gaffer you are the bloke who was there at the time the job was up for grabs.. The default !

Managers …..I have worked for some top class gaffers, who would have seen right through you, so you use the title loosely ,you out of your league cunt.. I remember you telling me that you had learned a lot from the other twat…I hope you learn well cuz he was a bigger twat than you at that time.

Wear the crown well..Avoid me if you see me cuz if i bump into you i will most certainly let you know of your failings and my thoughts on you calling me Malicious.. Shame on you! Ya two faced cunt!

Fuck you and those who kiss your arse. Die a slow lingering death.

Keep on popping in you twat..Maybe i will vent again eh? You should be reading this before lunch time according to the stats on my site meter..Two hits this morning so i am due one before lunch..enjoy your day..Mine is a good one.

Barnze Say’s ” Spleen vented…For now…. ”

Good to see you visited at 13;23 ….see ya about 16 ;30 eh?

Hahahahahahaha..another visit at 13:37..Hahahahahahaha..wanker!

And again at 14:21….. Get it down ya.

And again at 14:51..Then again at 15:23..time for one more hit before knock off eh?

One the best days for hits from you..8 so far……You Twat!!!

Yet another at 16:07…..

I still hate you.

Happy days…..Feel the pain you bastard. SOMETIMES YOU JUST GET A HAPPY MOMENT SEEING A CUNT FROM THE PAST IN PAIN..LONG MAY YOU SUFFER.

A bruse and a crying pussy.

August 25, 2009

A shit week at the factory and i have come away with a belter of a bruse as a piece of work got loose and gave me a whack…Ouch! Mind you with only one weeks work to do till the holiday the pain aint all that bad. We were working two members down for two days so there was bound to be problems! 150 % you can put in but ya just can’t cover that extra 50%.

Well ready for some time off i can tell ya!

We were disturbed by the big fat ginger cat last night as it struck up one of the those baby crying noises they make..By the time i got outside the fat bastard had buggered off. Folks who insist on keeping the flea ridden things should get um indoors at night as they are prone to getting a stone lobbed at um here at Barnze Towers. I have set up a canch of stones nearer the door now giving me the extra edge. Time to get some paint balls in the freezer i reckon.

Anyroad i have got some shopping to do and inspiration to find for todays dinner so i am off. If you have one keep your pussy behind closed doors.

Latin thought of the week.

August 20, 2008

Ut sementem feceris, ita metes !

Just the ticket.

August 19, 2008

Our flight tickets arrived this morning, bringing us one step closer to the beach.. On the bad new front that stinking black cat turned up in our garden again today..i don’t know how it made it through the razor wire but it weren’t too chuffed at having a golf ball lobbed at it’s arse! I would love to see it dangling from the wire one morning.

A nice night had last night with plenty of fizz to help us celebrate our special day..now i feel a bit of a dull ache as an aftermath..ahh well it’s only once a year eh?

Off up the shops now for a gloat.. Only a few weeks till Mozzers takes over..

Have a good one and take care out there.

Cold pussy.

July 29, 2008

I hate cats!

Spot on.

June 5, 2008

The last day off before the shifts start again and a nice day it is apart from that black cat stalking the birds again..Fucking vermin!

Last nights meal went well and as it is my last day off we are going for some outside catering tonight so who know what we will be having? Oh and i have a spot forming just above my right eyebrow..I wonder if i am going through puberty? I never suffered much from spots as a kid so i reckon having one now ain’t all that bad, Mind you i must admit i have had a go at it but no joy apart from giving myself some pain..We never learn eh?

Hey have you had a go on those Coinstar machines that are popping up in supermarkets? a good way of getting rid of your change. We bung all our coppers in a tin until it is just about too heavy to carry then take um to Asda (Wal-Mart) and bung um in..A good idea i reckon,Some charity gets a percentage so everyone is happy..Hey i am doing my bit! I reckon i have another tenner for our next trip! Oh and ya can allus find a foreign coin or two in the reject tray..Found some euros on our last visit..Free money can’t be all that bad can it?

Anyroad as it is warm n sunny i reckon i am gunna get out on the patio for a read and a bit of nature, Plenty of stones at hand just in case the local flea ridden moggies make an appearance.

Have a good one!

 

 

Open the vent…

June 3, 2008

I.T Faults that can never happen…Stein!

You wanna hang your head in shame you two bob, jumped up, default, twat..You ain’t fit to kiss my shit let alone any of those who work with you arses.I would have said work for you but you ain’t a gaffer you are the bloke who was there at the time the job was up for grabs.. The default !

Managers …..I have worked for some top class gaffers, who would have seen right through you, so you use the title loosely ,you out of your league cunt.. I remember you telling me that you had learned a lot from the other twat…I hope you learn well cuz he was a bigger twat than you at that time.

Wear the crown well..Avoid me if you see me cuz if i bump into you i will most certainly let you know of your failings and my thoughts on you calling me Malicious.. Shame on you! Ya two faced cunt!

Fuck you and those who kiss your arse. Die a slow lingering death.

Keep on popping in you twat..Maybe i will vent again eh? You should be reading this before lunch time according to the stats on my site meter..Two hits this morning so i am due one before lunch..enjoy your day..Mine is a good one.

Barnze Say’s ” Spleen vented…For now…. ”

Good to see you visited at 13;23 ….see ya about 16 ;30 eh?

Hahahahahahaha..another visit at 13:37..Hahahahahahaha..wanker!

And again at 14:21….. Get it down ya.

And again at 14:51..Then again at 15:23..time for one more hit before knock off eh?

One the best days for hits from you..8 so far……You Twat!!!

Yet another at 16:07…..

I still hate you.

A few weeks to go.

May 29, 2008

Another migraine today..Arse! It’s not a tumor! Back to the factory tonight and we have a new bod in to cover for Douggie who is recouping at home after his op.Get well soon mate we need you back on the shop floor.

Only a few week now till our holiday down in Somerset though this month sees me at the factory every weekend so no quality time with the lovely Mrs B unless she takes a few days hol mid week that is..hey ya never know! Anice Shepherds Pie cooking away down in the kitchen for the family’s evening meal..Mrs B does like my cooking though second helpings mostly go to young master B who will eat it cold???? How gross is that?

I am in need of a hair cut butSpeedys was closed the other day when i nipped up so i am hoping Mrs B will give me a trim over the weekend.We have some clipper so a quick job apart from the “Are you going on holiday this year?” and “Something for the weekend?” chat that is part of the ritual of home hair cutting here at Barnze Towers.

Anyroad it’s time for a shower and a shave in readiness for tonight’s shift.have a good one you lot.well most of you, the others (They know who they are) can fuck off and die. Stay safe and take care eh?

 

Like a bad penny.

May 27, 2008

Pissing down with rain today…Mind you i don’t feel like doing much as i had a drop too much beer last night and i am a bit fuzzy today.I got a smile off my site meter today though as the old factory dropped in four times today..Allus makes me grin when they pop in. They seem to be unable to keep away and since the IT fuck up that could not happen…. but did, it gives me a warm feeling knowing they know that i know..Is that a Slade song?

A stir fry on the menu tonight so only a bit of prepping to do and we are there. Speaking of food last nights meal at the pub was good.They have done a good job of the place i reckon and i will visit again when the fancy takes.

The street theater has been good lately as it seems to be the in thing to sware at the youngsters..No wonder they grow up with no respect!!!

Anyroad it’s time for a frag fest on Quake 4 so i am off, Have a good one and stay safe out there as the knife twats are on the prowl.

I remember you.

May 16, 2008

Odd that i never heard from my old employer anything about the IT fuck up that happenedlately..i was expecting a letter of apology for the unfair,unjust and underhand way they fired me.. I still hold a grudge!

They have my number if they want to give me a bell. Not that they will. but i do get a daily bit of pleasure seeing them pop up on my site meter. Nice of um to show some interest.