Not quite Boom….

My vest is damp….

Well it’s a bit black over Bob’s movvers today,again as it’s lashing down and looks to keep up for a few more days..Makes me laugh that a weeks boating is nearly here and a boat is the best place to be in times like these!

Some classic headlines in the papers today as the press pick up & run with the latest terrorists being doctors

Then the Star keeps our chins up with tits and that Big Brother bollocks…

I gotta say that i don’t personally know any Star readers but i have worked with a few sad shallow twats who left it around but denied bringing it in!

Good to get a mail from Ken the bubble this week..Just knowing he is basking in the sun at 30 degrees makes me feel a bit of green eye coming on,You lucky bastard!

Anyroad i’m off to sprinkle salt on a few slugs n snails..

Have a good one dear reader and take care out there.

United,Resolute & Strong

More terror attacks yesterday though no one hurt apart from one of the bombers getting a good roasting,A lucky find in London as those car bombs are spotted well before they could cause harm eh?

A grim bit of news to watch on the tele and the country is now on Terror Alert Status Critical! This means an attack is expected imminently so be careful out ther folks.

On better things the swelling in my face is on it’s way down at last,the pain is still there but the infection is getting hammered by the antibiotics so i feel a bit better.Bad news is the infection has cost me a few days business and dented my sense of humor a bit,Still come Thursday i shall have to offending tooth in a jar eh!

Anyroad i’m off check the street for snipers n that. Have a good one and stay safe out there.