Archive for the ‘Weird’ Category

Pop goes the weezle.

June 29, 2008

Here’s an odd one..The lovely Mrs B had just finished a bit of gardening and was sitting down with me in the great hall when she sad that a plastic bag had blown into the garden and was going out to get it when she said she thought it was a ferret..It was!!! How odd is that to have a ferret in your garden? I know they are not wild creature’s so someone is missing one.Anyroad i grabbed my camera and took a few shots of it.

Here it is at the back of our shed.A but damp as it was raining at the time but it was worth nipping out just to get a pic of it.

It was good to have it nip in though i reckon someone will be gutted that they have lost one.i lobbed a few prawns outand it snatched um up to eat. After about ten minutes of nipping in and out from under the shed it disappeared..Good fun while it lasted and i hope it made it back to it’s home though where that is is any ones guess.

Not the normal wildlife to visit our garden but good to see. What next?



June 27, 2008

This made me smile..Posted on my old mate the jehad punk’s Site… Now i can see it works well but who the fuck thought of it and why? Still fair play it made me smile and that’s a good thing eh?

Have a good weekend..I will !

Warm days & sore pussys.

June 10, 2008

Well a bit of a busy week at the factory and what with the weather being nice we have been suffering but a few ice creams and cold cans of pop we got through..a bit of phone negotiations with Douggie from me has turned up trumps as he is seeing his GP on Wednesday and getting signed off ready for work on Saturday night..Nice one mate,You are badly needed on the shop floor.

A bit of an odd one earlier this week as some of the neighbours decided to nip around the back of Barnze Towers to admire our garden???  Mind you our security system and cctv soon picked um up.Some folks are just weird! Speaking of the garden, I have just taken delivery of some barbed wire to make my fence cat proof as we still get the stinking bird killing things climbing over..A few sore pussys once it is installed. The sonic device works well but i still don’t want the flea ridden moggies using my patio as a toilet so arming my fence should see an end to that! Oh and eating cats is good. They say it tastes like chicken. I wonder if they make good kababs?

A nice day again today so a good chance to get my washing out and if it holds out i may even get a bit of sun bathing done..Nice for us who work hard to get some doss time eh! What with our hols being just a few weeks away now it would be good to get some sun on my back as a primer for a week away.

My mate Dave the belt starts work at the factory this week and good news is he will be coming on to my team to replace the Ginger Mauler (who has had so much time off he has spent more time at home than work) so all is good there..You will enjoy the challenge Dave.

Anyroad time to get some washing in the machine so i am off..Have a good one dear reader and take care out there.


Busy n tired.

April 7, 2008

Not a load of free time during last week what with being busy at the factory and getting to bed early ( I hate the day shift) so no time to get some postings up.

The days off are here now so lets go..i knew that missing girl news was a bit sus and have been reading about the family getting nicked..odd case that! Weird!!!

We had a bit of snow yesterday but not enough to build a snowman all that gritting on the roads for nowt!!!

Charlton Heston has shuffled off to join the choir invisible this week..Some good movies from him over the years eh? Quick someone grab his rifle from his cold dead hands!

Anyroad i am off for a bucket of tea and a fist full of fags.

Have a good one.

Ear today,hair tomorrow!

March 16, 2008

Mrs B called me to look at this chap on the tele..Gross or what?

Can you smell smoke?

March 14, 2008

One of our nutty neighbours has got a fire burning in their back garden..Nice one you twats..fires after 7 and now we have smoke as well as sewerage all over..

Did the earth move for you?

February 27, 2008


The working week is done and not a bad one at that, With the added bonus of an earth quake last night to round it off..A good rattle we got at the factory with tools rattling off trollys and folks claiming a bomb had gone off, All in i reckon it was 10 seconds of fun..

A bit of noise here at barnze Towers this afternoon as the cavity wall blokes are

drilling holes all over the place..Infact it’s that disturbing i am off down for a brew.

more later when they have done the job!

Have a good one and take care.

No words.

January 25, 2008


January 11, 2008

Getting married? Why not get a cake in the likeness of the bride then stab it!

Just to plug Cappy’s site as he is running a what the fuck theme…