Archive for the ‘What the fuck?’ Category

More to come???

January 26, 2010

After getting rid of the frozen snow i now hear that there is more to come,What about this Global warming they are always banging on about eh? Aint we here in England supposed to be warming up!!Seas rising and all that…Bolocks to that it’s perishing!

Mind you our thoughts are on the sunshine holidays..Just planning at the moment but its a good feeling looking at the temp guides on the interweb. I fancy a bit of a Greek isle this year..Ya never know Ken it may be your place this time.

Things are slowly changing for the good at the factory,though me n Douggie copped a loose bit of work the other day,a few more safety devices are needed.

The scooter has enjoyed getting out and about again but the starting problem is pissing me right off,Time for a service i reckon…No not church you fools!!!!

Anyroad i am off up the shops for a haircut and a bit of stuff for dinner….Thake care and stay safe out there,,Oh aint that DNA testing brill.

That hurt !!!!!

August 7, 2009

A tough week at the factory and still one more shift to do..We have had it all on i can tell you and to top it off i sprained a finger on a bit of work last night, Ouch..Now i am strapped up, Mind you i have four days off coming up so i have time to rest it up.

Only four weeks till our holiday so good news there,My muckker Douggie is off for the next two weeks so bad news there for us,Good for him though..I will be catching up with Douggie next week as he is up to the tattooists for some work on his back,I wonder if there will be a discount for me for introducing him to my tattooist? Worth a try i reckon.

I am looking forward to some quality time with the lovely Mrs B as this week we have only seen each other for a few minutes each day..Work gets in the way sometimes eh? Ships passing in the night and all that! Mind you at one time in our lives work was so much in the way that we communicated via notes for a few months..How shit is that?

Anyroad it’s time to take another painkiller and get off to work. Have a good weekend and take care.

Hard labour.

June 7, 2009

Nice to see the rip off artists ousted from the county hall…Good riddence to um! Nuff said on that i reckon.

Rain,good for the garden but its keeping us indoors…Mind you with only two weeks to go till we fly out, who gives one?

Oh and i must mention the bad attitude of the youth of today,I had a scroat get his face in mine yesterday,all puffed up and red faces he was, mind you all talk and no action,They make me sick with all their showboating. Its about time they all fucked off and lived together is some gated immature housing scheme. Get some respect!

Off for a game or two..Have a good one and take care as you never know who is gunna turn on you!

Edited after my mistake was pointed out….Ooops.

Back scratching..

April 3, 2009

More cronyism at the Council offices after all our cash they have lobbed away the jobs for the boys goes on..Shame on you.oh and while i’m at it  choke on the third payment from me for your fuck up with the sewer system around Barnze Towers..Our system shound be the cleanest in Hood Town the amount of cash i and my neighbours have tipped into your pockets!!

Barnze Say’s…”Labour council..Get out and let’s have our money back”!!!

Oh and i borrowed the above image from Bent Society’s corner of the web,Nip over and have a look at the postings over there..All about Hood Town and it’s goings on.

Shame on you!

January 16, 2009

Corruption  in the council!

Disband the lot of um i say…

This sort of this allus runs deep, I reckon with a bit of digging we the people of Hood Town should be getting a few quid back in the coffers, Shame on um!

Alas poor Robin. Take a bow!

September 18, 2008

Some bastard has nicked half of the bow from the Robin Hood statue up at the castle.Why the fuck would ya want to distory that ? I rackon a bit of cctv up there is a must. the time i have been up there and the arrow is missing pisses me right off. Get a fucking grip!

Back to the factory tonight for the start of four night shifts, And with our gaffer only working two of um it will leave me in charge so i am hoping that we get a good crew on, i must say i ain’t missed the place over the last twenty odd day that i have been off so i gotta get myself back in the zone . Roll on the next holiday is what i say!

I passed to Co-Op building today and it was good to see it closed and work ongoing for the refit.Goodbye and good riddance to it..

I am off to polish my boots..Have a good one and enjoy the weekend you lucky folks who ain’t working it.

Chuffed to be here?

August 29, 2008

Hood Town has cropped up in the top ten most cheerful places… how true that is but how come we ain’t in the top five eh? i should have had a vote i reckon! mind you we would be happy eh our drugs culture is thriving despite another factory closing down. We are all too stoned to be misarable.

Oh and speaking of of our neighbours was burning some shite yesterday and made all my washing stink to fuck..cheers for the concideration…Again..these day there is no need to busn ya rubbish..recycle it’s the done thing…oh well back in the washing machine again eh? we had a lovely community a couple of years back and now it’s like living in a fucking war zone.

I am off up the shops for a gloat..Have a good one !

Back from shopping with more good news..according to my bod on the inside, Morrison’s are taking the bingo hall as well as the Co-Op..made my day that did..just when i thought it could not get any better…get in there!

Armitage shanks..

August 21, 2008

Another poor victim of Hood Towns thuggery lies in a hospital bed today and another twat out on the street bragging his crimes.. what the fuck is wrong with folks today eh ?

And this daft twat is back in the news again..Bang him up ,Age is no excuse to be above the law.

What the fuck is wrong with folks nowadays eh? Seems to me that the whole of society is on it’s way down the toilet..A few twats have allus been about but now it looks like every street has one, we need a Robin Hood to put things right..Any takers?

As black as Dicks hatband…

July 29, 2008

Well the rain has arrived and it is cooling the air a bit..perhaps a better sleep tonight?

Just got back from the Co-Op and the staff told me the deal with Tesco has gone tits up and the shop is remaining with the Co-Op…bastard! Sometimes things just don’t go to plan eh? The gutted feeling reminds me of the cunts at the old factory! I hope the reprieve ain’t for too long!

And the rain has stopped.. Fuck me if the whole day is a bag of bollocks!

Close but no cigar eh?

Pop goes the weezle.

June 29, 2008

Here’s an odd one..The lovely Mrs B had just finished a bit of gardening and was sitting down with me in the great hall when she sad that a plastic bag had blown into the garden and was going out to get it when she said she thought it was a ferret..It was!!! How odd is that to have a ferret in your garden? I know they are not wild creature’s so someone is missing one.Anyroad i grabbed my camera and took a few shots of it.

Here it is at the back of our shed.A but damp as it was raining at the time but it was worth nipping out just to get a pic of it.

It was good to have it nip in though i reckon someone will be gutted that they have lost one.i lobbed a few prawns outand it snatched um up to eat. After about ten minutes of nipping in and out from under the shed it disappeared..Good fun while it lasted and i hope it made it back to it’s home though where that is is any ones guess.

Not the normal wildlife to visit our garden but good to see. What next?