Open the vent…

I.T Faults that can never happen…Stein!

You wanna hang your head in shame you two bob, jumped up, default, twat..You ain’t fit to kiss my shit let alone any of those who work with you arses.I would have said work for you but you ain’t a gaffer you are the bloke who was there at the time the job was up for grabs.. The default !

Managers …..I have worked for some top class gaffers, who would have seen right through you, so you use the title loosely ,you out of your league cunt.. I remember you telling me that you had learned a lot from the other twat…I hope you learn well cuz he was a bigger twat than you at that time.

Wear the crown well..Avoid me if you see me cuz if i bump into you i will most certainly let you know of your failings and my thoughts on you calling me Malicious.. Shame on you! Ya two faced cunt!

Fuck you and those who kiss your arse. Die a slow lingering death.

Keep on popping in you twat..Maybe i will vent again eh? You should be reading this before lunch time according to the stats on my site meter..Two hits this morning so i am due one before lunch..enjoy your day..Mine is a good one.

Barnze Say’s ” Spleen vented…For now…. ”

Good to see you visited at 13;23 ….see ya about 16 ;30 eh?

Hahahahahahaha..another visit at 13:37..Hahahahahahaha..wanker!

And again at 14:21….. Get it down ya.

And again at 14:51..Then again at 15:23..time for one more hit before knock off eh?

One the best days for hits from you..8 so far……You Twat!!!

Yet another at 16:07…..

I still hate you.

Happy days…..Feel the pain you bastard. SOMETIMES YOU JUST GET A HAPPY MOMENT SEEING A CUNT FROM THE PAST IN PAIN..LONG MAY YOU SUFFER.

Gravy for the pies….

Some good news for Notts County FC as a buy out is on the cards, i reckon my bro ( A big Notts fan) will be well chuffed about the news. It will be good to see the oldest football league club on the up again!

I nipped into the tattooists yesterday to book a couple of hours work on my back, I managed to get a slot on Wednesday so i am well chuffed about that. I may even have time to get a few more hours work done on my piece before we fly out for some RnR in the sun. 

The September Hols are booked and paid for……Alcudia in Majorca for a top up of sun to get us through to February then we start on the next Summers planing…NICE!

The lovely Mrs B is up at the hair dresses at the moment and i am awaiting the call to go and meet her for a spot of shopping so i am off..Have a good one you lot and take care !

The nature of the beast.

A very busy week at the factory and we all put in that extra bit to see the job through, And i reckon all of us were well looking forward to these days off! i dint get up till 11 today so i must have been running on empty on my last shift eh? Only the night shifts to go then our gaffer is off on his hols then it’s my turn to jet off.

 Planning is ongoing for the September hols and the added bonus of young Master B coming along with us is yet another target to aim at,Mind you i think we have something in planning for our anniversary in August?? Life is good.

Bad news on the streets of Hood Town as another victimof the gun dies, and another gets stabbed, I must say it gives me a feeling of dread when young Master B is out on the town,Well you never know what you are gunna walk into do ya?

Good news on the garden front as Grunt our resident Hedgehog has shown his face, Mrs B spotted him the other evening (I had gone to bed early) trundling around the garden scooping up snails. i hope we see some new borns again this year,It’s good to know that we are doing our bit for nature.

Oh and my lastest piece of skin art is looking good now the scabby bits are coming away, I am off up the tatt shop on friday with Master B,he is getting some of those crappy tribal things put on,Whilst i am there i shall discuss the ways of getting a longer session on my back to get it done quicker.

Anyroad i got a bit of shopping to do for tonights dinner so i’m off, Take care out there!

Back scratching..

More cronyism at the Council offices after all our cash they have lobbed away the jobs for the boys goes on..Shame on you.oh and while i’m at it  choke on the third payment from me for your fuck up with the sewer system around Barnze Towers..Our system shound be the cleanest in Hood Town the amount of cash i and my neighbours have tipped into your pockets!!

Barnze Say’s…”Labour council..Get out and let’s have our money back”!!!

Oh and i borrowed the above image from Bent Society’s corner of the web,Nip over and have a look at the postings over there..All about Hood Town and it’s goings on.

Under the gun.

I have booked my two hours worth of pain up at the Tattooist’s for next Thursday, Dropped off my design today so i am well looking forward to that. He seemed chuffed with the design and quoted 120 quid for the job.Not a bad price for the amount of art work i reckon.

I am well into the Dark Tower audio books on my ipod,On book 3 at the moment and i can recomend um to ya,a good story so far and 5 more books to go.

Anyroad it’s time for a brew and a fist full of fags so i’m off.Have a good one and stay safe.

Barnze say’s.Message to the cunt who vandalised the statue of Robin Hood over the weekend..”Die ya bastard”.

Act one then offski.

Last nights trip to the Arts was rubbish,Apart from a bugger up with our tickets the play was so poor we buggered off after act one,The acting was so poor that even a good subject like Arsenic and ols lace could not carry it, Mind you we did have a good meal and a few beers so a good night came of it. A bit better than this blokes night on the town i reckon? Another poor fuckers night ends in misery!

Back to the factory in the morning for one shift before the four days off,Now that’s what i call a working week eh?

Anyroad i’m off for my dinner (roast beef),Have a good one and stay safe out there.

I remember the face.

Me n Dave the belt nipped into town for a catch up with a few of the old faces last night..it was good to see most of un though 1 or 2 of um ain’t on my crimbo card list if you know what i mean..Took some restraint on my side not to abuse um. Mind you when it came to pub move me n Dave ended up in the wrong pub..Lucky for me i reckon. Oh and why do grown men have to pass around mobile phones amoungst um sens? Fucking grow you twats. Just tell the joke..I don’t want to read the thing from a phone!!!

A Bowling night is in the planning though Dark n Devious will be in the dugout with a buggered leg..Perhaps he can bowl with one of those kiddies frames?

Douggie call a bit ago regarding a bugger up in our wages..250 quid light this month??? He is on to the union as i type..

Have a good weekend  you lot..I’m working again! ARSE!

Alas poor Robin. Take a bow!

Some bastard has nicked half of the bow from the Robin Hood statue up at the castle.Why the fuck would ya want to distory that ? I rackon a bit of cctv up there is a must. the time i have been up there and the arrow is missing pisses me right off. Get a fucking grip!

Back to the factory tonight for the start of four night shifts, And with our gaffer only working two of um it will leave me in charge so i am hoping that we get a good crew on, i must say i ain’t missed the place over the last twenty odd day that i have been off so i gotta get myself back in the zone . Roll on the next holiday is what i say!

I passed to Co-Op building today and it was good to see it closed and work ongoing for the refit.Goodbye and good riddance to it..

I am off to polish my boots..Have a good one and enjoy the weekend you lucky folks who ain’t working it.

Chuffed to be here?

Hood Town has cropped up in the top ten most cheerful places… how true that is but how come we ain’t in the top five eh? i should have had a vote i reckon! mind you we would be happy eh our drugs culture is thriving despite another factory closing down. We are all too stoned to be misarable.

Oh and speaking of smoke..one of our neighbours was burning some shite yesterday and made all my washing stink to fuck..cheers for the concideration…Again..these day there is no need to busn ya rubbish..recycle it’s the done thing…oh well back in the washing machine again eh? we had a lovely community a couple of years back and now it’s like living in a fucking war zone.

I am off up the shops for a gloat..Have a good one !

Back from shopping with more good news..according to my bod on the inside, Morrison’s are taking the bingo hall as well as the Co-Op..made my day that did..just when i thought it could not get any better…get in there!

Armitage shanks..

Another poor victim of Hood Towns thuggery lies in a hospital bed today and another twat out on the street bragging his crimes.. what the fuck is wrong with folks today eh ?

And this daft twat is back in the news again..Bang him up ,Age is no excuse to be above the law.

What the fuck is wrong with folks nowadays eh? Seems to me that the whole of society is on it’s way down the toilet..A few twats have allus been about but now it looks like every street has one, we need a Robin Hood to put things right..Any takers?