Sometimes….

You just have to laugh…hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahah!

More to come???

After getting rid of the frozen snow i now hear that there is more to come,What about this Global warming they are always banging on about eh? Aint we here in England supposed to be warming up!!Seas rising and all that…Bolocks to that it’s perishing!

Mind you our thoughts are on the sunshine holidays..Just planning at the moment but its a good feeling looking at the temp guides on the interweb. I fancy a bit of a Greek isle this year..Ya never know Ken it may be your place this time.

Things are slowly changing for the good at the factory,though me n Douggie copped a loose bit of work the other day,a few more safety devices are needed.

The scooter has enjoyed getting out and about again but the starting problem is pissing me right off,Time for a service i reckon…No not church you fools!!!!

Anyroad i am off up the shops for a haircut and a bit of stuff for dinner….Thake care and stay safe out there,,Oh aint that DNA testing brill.

A bruse and a crying pussy.

A shit week at the factory and i have come away with a belter of a bruse as a piece of work got loose and gave me a whack…Ouch! Mind you with only one weeks work to do till the holiday the pain aint all that bad. We were working two members down for two days so there was bound to be problems! 150 % you can put in but ya just can’t cover that extra 50%.

Well ready for some time off i can tell ya!

We were disturbed by the big fat ginger cat last night as it struck up one of the those baby crying noises they make..By the time i got outside the fat bastard had buggered off. Folks who insist on keeping the flea ridden things should get um indoors at night as they are prone to getting a stone lobbed at um here at Barnze Towers. I have set up a canch of stones nearer the door now giving me the extra edge. Time to get some paint balls in the freezer i reckon.

Anyroad i have got some shopping to do and inspiration to find for todays dinner so i am off. If you have one keep your pussy behind closed doors.

Ally ally aster,

Rain…More rain and a bit of drizzle, What happened to the heatwave the met office promised us eh? Mind you it’s good for the garden so not all bad news!

A nice lump of rib eye for my dinner tonight and a fresh rainbow trout for the lovely Mrs B,A  hedgehog potatoe and some sugar snap peas to round it up and sorted.

I have just read about this senseless attack on a bloke pushing a pushchair with his eight week old daughter in it..How fucked is that eh? Who would do something like that? Nothing and no one is immune from this kind of attack nowadays, i reckon you have got to be some special kind of nutter to do that kind of thing. Lets hope the attacker gets whats due eh?

Anyroad i’m off to slash my spuds. Have a good weekend and stay safe .

Gravy for the pies….

Some good news for Notts County FC as a buy out is on the cards, i reckon my bro ( A big Notts fan) will be well chuffed about the news. It will be good to see the oldest football league club on the up again!

I nipped into the tattooists yesterday to book a couple of hours work on my back, I managed to get a slot on Wednesday so i am well chuffed about that. I may even have time to get a few more hours work done on my piece before we fly out for some RnR in the sun. 

The September Hols are booked and paid for……Alcudia in Majorca for a top up of sun to get us through to February then we start on the next Summers planing…NICE!

The lovely Mrs B is up at the hair dresses at the moment and i am awaiting the call to go and meet her for a spot of shopping so i am off..Have a good one you lot and take care !

A chill,a bit of justice & a splash of colour.

A busy week at the factory but the days off are here again,and a public hol so i have two extra days with the lovely Mrs B. Mind you the weather is shite so the trip to the seaside is off and either Bowling of the Cinema is in order with a meal out on the town thrown in! Such is life.

I was well chuffed to read that some DNA testing has found the killer of Colette Aram who was killed back in 1983 just up the road from me..This DNA thing is a fantastic tool i reckon and it’s good to see such a crime get it’s man. A bit of a shock for the bastard that killed her after nearly 30 years down the track eh? Let’s hope justice See’s him do his time. bring back hanging i say!

On a lighter note it’s nice to see colour popping up in the garden after all the work Mrs B has put into it,The whole garden is getting to be a better picture every passing day,Mind you we still have the odd flea ridden stinking cat coming through..mind your paws on that broken glass now!

Time for me to toddle through a few pages of the interweb now so i’m off,Have a good few off and take care.

Under the gun.

I have booked my two hours worth of pain up at the Tattooist’s for next Thursday, Dropped off my design today so i am well looking forward to that. He seemed chuffed with the design and quoted 120 quid for the job.Not a bad price for the amount of art work i reckon.

I am well into the Dark Tower audio books on my ipod,On book 3 at the moment and i can recomend um to ya,a good story so far and 5 more books to go.

Anyroad it’s time for a brew and a fist full of fags so i’m off.Have a good one and stay safe.

Barnze say’s.Message to the cunt who vandalised the statue of Robin Hood over the weekend..”Die ya bastard”.

Shame on you!

Corruption  in the council!

Disband the lot of um i say…

This sort of this allus runs deep, I reckon with a bit of digging we the people of Hood Town should be getting a few quid back in the coffers, Shame on um!

Cold pussy.

I hate cats!

As black as Dicks hatband…

Well the rain has arrived and it is cooling the air a bit..perhaps a better sleep tonight?

Just got back from the Co-Op and the staff told me the deal with Tesco has gone tits up and the shop is remaining with the Co-Op…bastard! Sometimes things just don’t go to plan eh? The gutted feeling reminds me of the cunts at the old factory! I hope the reprieve ain’t for too long!

And the rain has stopped.. Fuck me if the whole day is a bag of bollocks!

Close but no cigar eh?