Posts Tagged ‘Laugh’

A swift un.

May 12, 2009

That’s the working week behind me and with a few cold ones out the front of the pub last night a good end to another hard week, now a few days off and a good start as i did not wake up till well after half ten today,I have been well looking forward to catching up on the sleep i can tell ya.

Outside catering tonight so no cooking for me..Nice!

Off out shopping with the lovely Mrs B on Friday,Mind you i had best slip on the kevlar vest as there is a sniper about in Bulwell not quite what you want while you are shopping.

Good to see the sun shining and the garden looking good,i even managed to get a little fat guz-gog of my bush before the birds and bugs got to it,The whole garden is in tip top condition (All Mrs Bs work) thanks to my watering skills.

Anyroad i am off for a brew now,Have a good one and mind you don’t cop a pellet in the eye if you are out and about in Hood Town.

Fascinating biology facts…

November 12, 2008


 
 
 

The largest cell in the human body is the female egg and the smallest is the male sperm.
 

  It takes the food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.
 
One human hair can support 3 kg (6 lb).
 
The average man’s penis is three times the length of his thumb.
 
Human thighbones are stronger than concrete.

 A woman’s heart beats faster than a man’s.
 
There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.
 
Women blink twice as often as men.
 
The average person’s skin weighs twice as much as the brain.
 
Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still.
 
If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it.
 
Men who read this are probably still busy checking their thumbs.

Cheers to Mal the Plod for this one..Made me check my thumbs..It’s true ya know..

Nippy pussy avoids the axe!

October 10, 2008

Made me laugh!

Not an asprin.

July 30, 2008

Another corker of a day and i have been taking a few rays whilst reading out on the patio. I have had a good crack watching the old factory boss nipping in and out of here all day..Over an hour of time spent enjoying reading my shite rather than work..wanker!

Oh & i have rediscovered the game Painkiller and have been giving that some hammer this afternoon and as we have outside catering tonight no meal to cook. So i might make it to level 3….. i love a frag fest me!

It’s a public holiday on monday so a spot of double time is nice..kind of puts a shine on the last night shift i reckon.

Anyroad i am off to get the kettle on ready for the arrival of the lovely Mrs B..have a good one and keep popping in eh?

Poor parking…Made me smile.

July 18, 2008

Well we are half way into this weeks stint at the factory and all has gone well so good news there..even better news is some daft fucker on one of those mobility wagons has managed to drive under a lorry here in Hood Town..Laugh or what? Ban the fucking things i say!

Not disabled..Just a fat fuck!

Still no news from the Co-Op about the changes but no news is good news eh? I bet some of the deadwood staff there can feel the grim reapers breath on their necks.. Soon …It’s coming soon!

Oh and it seems someone in long Eaton as a cat shitting in his garden big time and is getting his revenge…Can’t fault him really.

Anyroad i am off for a bucket of tea and a fist full of fags.

Have a good one most of you..

In a spin.

June 27, 2008

Take a look at this and tell me you ain’t gunna give it a go..i know i am.

Homer-Erotic.

June 27, 2008

This made me smile..Posted on my old mate the jehad punk’s Site… Now i can see it works well but who the fuck thought of it and why? Still fair play it made me smile and that’s a good thing eh?

Have a good weekend..I will !

All four corners..

June 19, 2008

Good news this week as the demolition crew are ready to get into the Bingo Hall and re-fit as a food shop.. a dream come true for me and a few thousand other residents i can tell ya. We have been tied down to the Co-Op for far to long now and at last a place to get some quality food. i reckon a corner shop would have taken my patronage but a supermarket is a bonus.. I never had time for bingo what with work n that so no skin off my nose if Clifton loses a few slot machines..Mind you i do like a gamble on the lottery…Keep the dream alive!

Eyes down and look in!

I reckon i would like to be there for the last game…Better still to win would be a classic..

 

 

Mindless.

June 13, 2008

But fucking funny.

 

Meeee Owwww!

June 12, 2008