Happy new year you lot.

A brill nite had by me n the lovely Mrs B and a good birthday bash for her to boot,we had some good food,a bit of dancing and a bit too much wine,Well boloxed this morning but a full English soon put me right,The lovely Mrs B has crashed out on the settee so i reckon its early to bed for us tonight.

I hope you lot had a good time seeing the new year in and hopefully you feel a bit less rough than i do at the moment,mind you its few and far between that i get mullered so i aint all that bad.

A good 2010 for us i reckon and i wish all the best to most of you lot out there,Have a good 2010 and take care eh?

A bruse and a crying pussy.

A shit week at the factory and i have come away with a belter of a bruse as a piece of work got loose and gave me a whack…Ouch! Mind you with only one weeks work to do till the holiday the pain aint all that bad. We were working two members down for two days so there was bound to be problems! 150 % you can put in but ya just can’t cover that extra 50%.

Well ready for some time off i can tell ya!

We were disturbed by the big fat ginger cat last night as it struck up one of the those baby crying noises they make..By the time i got outside the fat bastard had buggered off. Folks who insist on keeping the flea ridden things should get um indoors at night as they are prone to getting a stone lobbed at um here at Barnze Towers. I have set up a canch of stones nearer the door now giving me the extra edge. Time to get some paint balls in the freezer i reckon.

Anyroad i have got some shopping to do and inspiration to find for todays dinner so i am off. If you have one keep your pussy behind closed doors.

That hurt !!!!!

A tough week at the factory and still one more shift to do..We have had it all on i can tell you and to top it off i sprained a finger on a bit of work last night, Ouch..Now i am strapped up, Mind you i have four days off coming up so i have time to rest it up.

Only four weeks till our holiday so good news there,My muckker Douggie is off for the next two weeks so bad news there for us,Good for him though..I will be catching up with Douggie next week as he is up to the tattooists for some work on his back,I wonder if there will be a discount for me for introducing him to my tattooist? Worth a try i reckon.

I am looking forward to some quality time with the lovely Mrs B as this week we have only seen each other for a few minutes each day..Work gets in the way sometimes eh? Ships passing in the night and all that! Mind you at one time in our lives work was so much in the way that we communicated via notes for a few months..How shit is that?

Anyroad it’s time to take another painkiller and get off to work. Have a good weekend and take care.

A stabbing pain in the back.

Just back from the tattooists and now have the outlines of the next threes pieces on my back,I shall get the detail work done after my hols (Only a few weeks to go) so i am well chuffed. Mind you i am a bit sore as the new pieces are scattered over my back making it feel like an allover burn.The whole piece is looking good now,i tried to take some photos but i could not manage it on my own so i will get Mrs B to take a few snaps later then i shall post um up.

I am off out tonight to meet up with the lovely Mrs B and a few of her work collegues for a few pints beside the canal..i love the summer nights and for once this week it aint raining!!!

Last week went well with two days intensive training on some new procedures and the remainder of the week at the factory,We are still awaiting news of more changes and my fingers are crossed for a shorter working week.

Anyroad its time for me to get sorted for tonights beer bash. Have a good weekend you lot and stay safe.

Sore but happy.

Another piece of skin art today, A large piece down my spine and it hurt like hell i can tell ya, i shall post some more photos later, Needless  to say i am chuffed to bits with it and the latest one has brought together the whole thing, it’s looking good and with only a few more designs to go i reckon the end result will be bob on! a few weeks off from the tattooists now to give my sore back time to heal…Cheers Steve..Nice work.

A bit of a crap photo but i took it myself and it aint easy taking a snap of ya back!

Back to the factory in the morning for the start of the day shifts, I ain’t to keen on weekend shifts as i reckon weekends should be spent with the lovely Mrs B, Mind you with the holiday just a few weeks off i reckon i will cope.

Anyroad it’s time to prepare dinner so i am off, Have a good weekend you lot and take care.

Another piece of the jigsaw.

Just back from the tattooists and well chuffed with his latest work,I have got another sting booked for tomorrow so things are moving on. The picture as usual does no justice so i will get another posted when it has healed.

I will be a few more sittings from the finished piece but i can’t wait to post the picture of the end result!  Oh and yes it did hurt!

I am now folowing the weather in Majorca just to keep the spirits high for the holiday, Not long now!

Anyroad i got shit to do so i am off, Have a good one and take care.

Unveiled.

Just got back from the tattooist’s,Well chuffed with his work i can tell you and only 2 and a bit hours under the gun,I was surprised how little it hurt being as my last one was over 20 years ago and hurt like hell. This time it was quite a pleasurable pain, if there is such a thing?

That’s the piece above,A nice centrepiece for what i have planned for a larger work. I have had it in mind for ages but when the shop opened just up the road it gave me the motivation to start. Well chuffed!

Anyroad i’m off to rub some soother in my back.Have a good one and take care.

Under the gun.

I have booked my two hours worth of pain up at the Tattooist’s for next Thursday, Dropped off my design today so i am well looking forward to that. He seemed chuffed with the design and quoted 120 quid for the job.Not a bad price for the amount of art work i reckon.

I am well into the Dark Tower audio books on my ipod,On book 3 at the moment and i can recomend um to ya,a good story so far and 5 more books to go.

Anyroad it’s time for a brew and a fist full of fags so i’m off.Have a good one and stay safe.

Barnze say’s.Message to the cunt who vandalised the statue of Robin Hood over the weekend..”Die ya bastard”.

In and out like Ronnie Biggs.

Just back from the dentists..Good bloke my man knowing that i don’t like the place i was in and out in 10 minutes minus a tooth and plus a numb face… All for under 50 quid…Mmmm i could think of a lot more i could do with that 50!

The above image was knicked from me mate Pinksy’s site, Kind of gives me one of those evil genius smiles to look at it as i never supported um and the crew in there hated me for it.. Fuck um. The rest of the shops here are making a packet at the moment as i hear the new Morrisons will not be trading until mid November, Not that it will bother us cuz we do our monthly shopping online and only use the local shops for fresh stuff, veg, fruit etc but i reckon that will change once Mozzers is up and running, A customer gain for them and a bonus for us as i do like to shop rather than key in my order. Bring it on.

As i am missing a tooth i shall be munching on a few wild mushrooms in a broth tonight while the rest of the crew enjoy some jerk chicken..I might be able to force a bit of it down me if i am lucky..i love jerk chicken me.

Anyroad the numbness in my face is easing off so i am off to take a couple of pain killers to ease the pain and nip on the settee for a bit of a nod. Have a good one you lot and take care out there. Oh i i managed to bowl a tomato at that filthy black cat today,I only wish i had a brick at hand. Meee Owwwww! I hope our resident squirrel has its fucking eyes out.

Going down.

At last the swelling is going down and the sympathy i received from AJ made things better so all is well..Mind you things are better for me now that i have a dentist who understands my needs..in and out with no chat,just do the job and let me get out of the place.

I still have no idea what it is about the dentist’s i don’t like but i do feel better about um nowadays..a bit of fear keeps you alive..an old workmate from my pit days once told me that respect & fear are brothers.. a very wise man was Buster, He taught me every thing there is to know about explosives,and having all my limbs still attached proves his advice was good.

Hood Town still has a few guns at hand as this twat gets off light..What happened to the minimum five years for possession huh? Takes the piss i reckon.

Anyroad i am off to frag some mutants on the PC not the streets..Mind you it’s an idea! .Have a good weekend you lot and stay safe out there.