We got pussy…

The lovely Mrs B is out on a residential course at a top hotel,leaving Master B n me in for a Dusk till Dawn fest,Pizza n beer.ya can’t beat it.

Time to take my seat…

A bruse and a crying pussy.

A shit week at the factory and i have come away with a belter of a bruse as a piece of work got loose and gave me a whack…Ouch! Mind you with only one weeks work to do till the holiday the pain aint all that bad. We were working two members down for two days so there was bound to be problems! 150 % you can put in but ya just can’t cover that extra 50%.

Well ready for some time off i can tell ya!

We were disturbed by the big fat ginger cat last night as it struck up one of the those baby crying noises they make..By the time i got outside the fat bastard had buggered off. Folks who insist on keeping the flea ridden things should get um indoors at night as they are prone to getting a stone lobbed at um here at Barnze Towers. I have set up a canch of stones nearer the door now giving me the extra edge. Time to get some paint balls in the freezer i reckon.

Anyroad i have got some shopping to do and inspiration to find for todays dinner so i am off. If you have one keep your pussy behind closed doors.

Seven days and counting…

Just one week today and we will be off to the sun,Back to the factory tomorrow night for the night shifts then I’m done, The lovely Mrs B finishes on Friday so we are well chuffed. Lets hope for a good week eh?

The weather is nice today though rain is forecast there is no sign of it yet,Perhaps an hour on the patio is in order?

Another stabbing here in Hood Town over the weekend, How shit is that, You just never know when your time is coming nowadays eh? Is it ever gunna end?

A nice sight earlier today as a flock of Blue Tits swooped in on our bird feeders,odd to see really as we normally only get the one pair come in, and i managed to hit the big fat ginger cat on the back today, A well aimed lob with a bottle opener (All i had at hand) hit the mark,Meee Owwwww!

Anyroad i’m off for a shower,take care out there you lot!

Drill or pliers?

An appointment with the dentist today, i have put it off twice since Feb but they phoned me yesterday to remind me ( Nice of um!) anyroad after a few mins in the seat i was away, only to get a call from them to say i had buggered off without paying, ha ya bastards! Bad news is i gotta go back tomorrow afternoon so an early finish to my first day shift and a jump up and down from the boss…Hey it’s gotta be done!

Another cat shooting here in Hood Town and some funny comments of the local papers website, Seems i am not the only one who hates cats!

Not a bad week coming up what with a few pints after the last shift then me n the Lovely Mrs B are off shopping on Friday for a few bits for the holiday, it wont be long now..

Anyroad i’m off for a brew and an hour on the patio,a nice day so a bit of time in the sun with an Audiobook is in order. Have a good weekend and don’t be fooled eh!

Tatt 2

Just back from the tattooist’s. Semper Fidelis across the top of the Templar seal. Back in a few weeks for the next part.

Just a quick one as i have something to pop in the oven….

Have a good one & take care.

Exit stage left!

The street theatre was performing again last night as pissed up twats shouted and fell into the hedges of us normal folk..How come people get so pissed they have to shout at each other from a foot away?

To top it off nextdoor to us had some cavity wall insulation installed today and the noise of it woke me early so a rough night and an early morning did nowt for my mood.

Not a bad day though today and my mood lifted once i got to the shops,A bit of a stir fry tonight so not much prepping to do untill it’s time to cook.And to lift my spirits even more i managed to lob my slipper at that big fat ginger cat hitting it’s arse as it buggered off out of the garden..Nice!

Anyroad i’m off for a fistfull of fags and a bucket of tea.Have a good one and stay safe out there.

Cats still piss me off.

You know how i hate cats? Well this pic was taken by our Rick,Who just found the cats head on the grass whilst out walking…Weird eh?

Oh and if you have a moggie on ya motor,Here’s the way to shift it.

 

 

Nippy pussy avoids the axe!

Made me laugh!

Rough as bags.

Both me n the lovely Mrs are proper poorley.a tough of a cold i reckon, And seeing as we both feel rough it aint man flu! One of the bad things about a late summer holiday is when ya come back ya freeze ya nads off.

News here in Hood Town about a cat killer takes over the local press knocking muggings,stabbings and robberies onto the middle pages.now i hate cats as most folk know but we seem to have a nutter going around sticking screwdrivers in cats heads..Must cost him a few quid in tools…Mind you ya can get a full set for a quid in those cheap shops..I would like to read of dead cat with a pair of pliers up it’s arse!

Anyroad i’m off to lace the garden with poison ,Hey i’m down to only that stinking black cat and the fat ginger bastard..The broken glass is working well.

Have a good one and keep ya pussy indoors eh!

In and out like Ronnie Biggs.

Just back from the dentists..Good bloke my man knowing that i don’t like the place i was in and out in 10 minutes minus a tooth and plus a numb face… All for under 50 quid…Mmmm i could think of a lot more i could do with that 50!

The above image was knicked from me mate Pinksy’s site, Kind of gives me one of those evil genius smiles to look at it as i never supported um and the crew in there hated me for it.. Fuck um. The rest of the shops here are making a packet at the moment as i hear the new Morrisons will not be trading until mid November, Not that it will bother us cuz we do our monthly shopping online and only use the local shops for fresh stuff, veg, fruit etc but i reckon that will change once Mozzers is up and running, A customer gain for them and a bonus for us as i do like to shop rather than key in my order. Bring it on.

As i am missing a tooth i shall be munching on a few wild mushrooms in a broth tonight while the rest of the crew enjoy some jerk chicken..I might be able to force a bit of it down me if i am lucky..i love jerk chicken me.

Anyroad the numbness in my face is easing off so i am off to take a couple of pain killers to ease the pain and nip on the settee for a bit of a nod. Have a good one you lot and take care out there. Oh i i managed to bowl a tomato at that filthy black cat today,I only wish i had a brick at hand. Meee Owwwww! I hope our resident squirrel has its fucking eyes out.