What a week that was.

April 16, 2014

dfYou know how we are restricted in the way we can go public with certain things that happen at work.. I do as my long term readers know. Well we have had a week of shit at the factory. I do wish i could put it down here but a previous twat of a boss (Still breathing sadly) tried to hold my blog against me.

Anyroad we have been in two very violent situations this week. All 3 of us were lucky to get away without getting hurt. We know that sooner rather than later our luck is gunna go bad & with all of us being assaulted in the past we know how it feels to take a good beating from some drugged / drunk or just plain nutty cunt.


I would like to put down the full story but feel it would do me & my crew some harm.

The joys of a Hospital Security Officer eh!

I reckon at nearly 57 i am getting a bit to old for disarming psychotic’s with edged weapons – wrestling blokes half my age & twice my size to the floor – Getting punched – Spat on – & generally getting abused on a monthly basis. Don’t get me wrong.. I enjoy my £6.41 per hour job but i reckon pay should go up & staffing be increased .

In the interest of safety our staffing levels are sadly lacking and being a contractor we are left out of the protective & compensation systems others benefit from.

Mini rant over.

Take care out there and keep smiling.


April 15, 2014

inv  There has been a lot of long faces at work as all of the Estates & Facilities move from the NHS Trust to a private contractor..Keep calm and watch ya back! It’s gunna happen now so buckleup andenjoy the ride.

I have changed provider more times than some folks change their pants over the last 10 years. Yeah it hurts – It’s unfair – But it is gunna happen.

In other news the whole Barnze clan will be off to Tenerive in September.. 8 of us including the grand kids are gunna be dipping our toes in the pool. Happy days!




Thought ofthe day — The wound from the back stab never heals and sometimes it itches like hell.. Feel free to scratch it.

So it still keeps beating

April 14, 2014

I have just decieded to keep this alive cuz there is some good stuff here!

As for now..Work is good changes coming but i like changes.

Life is good hers at Barnze Towers,We now have 2 dogs.Mad Frank & The Princess La La.. Photos if i can be arsed. Holidays booked and only 7 weeks to go till the next one..A Cottage in Sherringham Me the Lovely Mrs B n the dog off for a week of walking and holding hands.

I have missed this place so will be taking a bit of time catching up with old friends over the next few weeks.

Keep smilin you lot Barnze is back.mn

Holiday Booked

April 10, 2013

The next holiday is booked. Filey  A walking holiday and we are taking the dog this year. she (The Dog) has never seen the sea so we are looking forward to watching her play in the surf.

Looking at the Greek isles again for September but are a bit put off by the state of their finances, Will it be good value etc?

Work is going on well with the tram & the widening of the A453 here in Nottingham but the disruption is causing folks to moan on about it every day..Me? I don’t give a fuck just as long as the end result brings better times 

Off to work now for shift two.. Those of you who have done me wrong can fuck off & die. Those with good hearts have a great day.

P.S Good news that the Thatcher is dead.a long time coming..


More bleedin snow!

February 13, 2013

Not a good day today-More snow,no chance of a buzz about on the scooter.

Less than 2 weeks till we fly out for some sun 7 fun in Tenerife, I like the early break and i am proper in need of head emptying time. Just dossing by the pool with a cigar and a cold beer. bring it on.

Been a bit of a shit year so far so it can only get better as they say (who are they?)

Anyroad i just pop in here to keep myself amused so nowt of interest..Move along now nothing to see here.Image


New ride.

January 30, 2013

New ride.

Forgot to mention my new scoot.the Kymco Downtown.A lovely ride. A bit sad to see the old one go but getting a brand new one was a bonus.

Not long now till we jet off to Tenrife again,well up for the chill out,been a heavy few week so i need to rest my head in the sunlight for a few days.

Got myself an Air rifle again after 30 odd years of being away from um. So will be getting in some hunting soon.


Anyroad im off. Just a quick visit to keep myself entertained..Ohh i won a competition this week from Kymco uk’s facebook site..50 quid fuel card…Get in there.


Happy new year

January 1, 2013

Have a good one most of you… I hope to see some of you in the obituaries column of the post this year.. Go on make my year.

’twas the night before crimbo.

December 24, 2012

well another year gone by and time to ponder the old grudges…..Yep still there. No new ones gathered over the last year leaving me with plenty of time for the old favorates ..
Have a good one most of you.and those on the naughty list can slowly stew in their shame.

Still alive.

December 13, 2012

Woke this morning still full of whatever virus is kicking the shit out of me. I aint felt this bad for years,I reckon it’s the Flu..Not that Flu you think you got but the proper Flu.The one that weakens you–,the one that makes ya joints ache—,the one that just hits all ya systems at once .Not good.

Not a lot i can do about it bar keep warm,pop pain killers and drink gallons of water..Medics all through the ages aint been able to find a cure so what chance do i have?

Apart from being half an inch from death everything else is fine,A holiday to look forward to,Being rostered off at crimbo is good.Though i will have to miss out on this Fridays crimbo bash with the Lovely Mrs B due to being ill.



If i make it through this bout of proper poorly i will catch you all later.

Stay safe and keep warm out there.


December 13, 2012


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